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It's hard to believe that it's coming up on a year since I arrived here and I'm no closer to answers about this place than I was when I first arrived.

If you'll look over yonder at the Vallo skyline, you'll notice that Titans Tower has vanished. It's gone [...] poof.

I don't know how, it wasn't us, neither of our powers are capable of anything remotely like this and I'm not freaking out because I left my homework in there (but that still counts as a valid excuse, right?), but I think we're kinda homeless for the time being. And clotheless. And stuff.

I know, I know. Get a bug out bag, like Dick always wants to mutter under his breath. But it's not like I could account for this!

Does anyone have a bedroom to spare for a couple of days? Until we figure this out? Please?

Okay I know it's April Fool's and everything but I promise I'm not kidding. Yogurt, Yoghurt, Yogurté is here from the good place!! Well, the fake good place. It doesn't matter! And it has all the flavors?? I don't know, man, the menu is crazy. I totally got Full Cellphone Battery and even though my phone's only at like 12% I'm not even worried about it.

So you should check it out and if you want recommendations, I can go with you because no, I'm totally not going to eat way too much fro-yo now.

It doesn't really feel like a good time to stay in school.

I can shift and try to lead them away from high risk targets? Yay or nay?

» Hey Commander.
» Happy Birthday.

Failed filter to Friends
Turns out I'm alive. That's a weird sentence to type. So much for immortality but it's good to know for the next set of murderous animals. I wonder what it'll be next time.

Gross on aging again.

( Failed filter to Marina )

Wow Vallo, you kinda suck a lot right now. Sorry to everyone who lost someone.

[COMMANDER]

I don't think I'm gonna stay at the tower without Donna here. Any chance you could help me move my stuff back to the apartments this weekend?

Jesus, Vallo. You didn't have to go that hard.

[alex and veronica]

You can stay, you know. If you want to.

I have to admit, this is pretty creative.

[Private - Veronica Mars]

You doing okay?

2021 and still no flying cars. :/

EDIT: I'll give the first person to get a car flying in the air without magic a goat. Make it happen. No, not Nalleli, Nyx. I know she's your favorite. :)

Apparently, Vallo doesn't want me to have any friends from home stick around. And now, just like Dick, Kory gets sent back home to a world where I'm dead.

Well, I couldn't get a straight answer from whoever it was who found me in this arctic nightmare —sorry I forgot your name already — but this is definitely the Bad Place, right? I mean, there's no way this Arizona girl could be dropped in the middle of a blizzard and call it good, so it's pretty obvious.

It's alright. I can handle it. Just tell me.

And is there a Janet here? Even a bad Janet? I can't seem to get her to respond to me. And I imagine Michael will be sending Chidi, Tahani, and Jason through any moment now so please use your magical powers to find them quickly? It's really fucking forking? cold outside.

Major kudos to whoever made the intro video to this neighborhood though! It was the first thing I really paid attention to once my teeth had stopped chattering enough that I could actually hear.

Yep, this is definitely the Bad Place or Michael really forked up.

[Filtered to Tower Residents plus Dwight]

I'm feeling strangely festive today.

Anyone want to help me decorate the tower? Or at least go pick out a tree?

This is going to be the first year in ten years that I won't be able to make the memorial ceremony for Pearl Harbour Day. It feels strange.

Quick poll: Who does the best version of Please Come Home for Christmas and why is it Bon Jovi?

I'd like to do a more exploring of the night life in the cites.

Anyone willing to show a lady around?

I am so over this place, it's just one person after another for me. I'm really glad to have the show as a distraction right now.

[Sam]
Did you see about Adam?

Not sure if I believe what the video is buying but I have to say it was well put together.

Name's Frank Castle. Anyone know where I can get a drink?

This is not exactly what I meant when I said I wish I could see my dad just one last time. He doesn't blame me.

This place is bullshit. It just loves fucking around with us and I am so over this shit.