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Calling all magical folks or those knowledgeable about:

Our team's patrol today spotted something that looks like a teleportation circle in the forest at [location]. Can't say how long it's been there but there are runes near the thing as well as objects that seem to be badly burned. Most of them were not distinguishable from ashes at all but the ones that were are: an apron, a grumpy frog t-shirt, and a mug with cacti on it that says "You Can't Touch This".

I can't get much information out of this but if anyone else wants to step in and take a look, that would help.

Apparently I worked at the Underground as a trainer and didn't know about that until I was walking by the place and it triggered a memory. So I went in, got to talking to management, and I'm starting up sessions again at the Underground a couple of days a week. Group sessions on Tuesdays and Thursdays, individual sessions on an as need basis. If you're looking to sharpen up whatever skills you do have or are looking to learn self defense, come find me or message me.

I'll be focused on knife fighting, boxing, Taekwondo, and Krav Maga. Open to other martial arts and hand to hand.

And if you have a problem with a baby watching me kick your ass into shape, do not take this class. This is part of her training.

[ FAMILY & FRIENDS ]

Natalia is still here.

I don't really know what to say other than that.

Stop calling me, I don't want to talk about it! I'll fix the stupid wall later, okay?


[ ooc: this presents as a public post for about two-three minutes, so any comments in the first two-three ic minutes can be public. AFTER THAT, it's shifted to a filter for her parents and closest friends and replies would then be filtered the same ]

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[ TEXTS: NATASHA / ELLA ]

» Maury called, I'm not the mama.
» I'm weirdly bummed?
» The kids are all fun.
» You know what? You should agree to share a kid with me, maybe we can manifest one before the end of October to hang out with.
» 😂

As fun as all this musical and future kid chaos is - can't believe you guys made me a grandpa already - anyone free to watch Lucy for a few hours?

And then anyone strong enough to lift a wooden beam, I need your help.

Exactly how many donut holes is too many to eat in ten minutes? Asking for me.

We were skipped last year, but we woke up today to a tiny Natalia Rogers demanding our immediate attention. The pack is pretending they're not in love, and at some point we'll think about not having weapons everywhere before it's too late.

Kate, Natasha, don't panic. I'm still here. I still remember the last two times. I just had to get out and roam.

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[ ooc: sent this morning ]

[ TEXTS: NATASHA / JAMES ]

» I'm gonna come bug you today.
» Today/tonight.

Uh, not sure what's going on here and I'm figuring someone fucked up with magic somewhere along the line, but...

( Does this belong to someone? )

[ooc; The baby in hand is much younger and Asian, but same vibes! Posted right after this and breakfast.]

[ YELENA & KATE ]

I'm coming back home.

Lena, this doesn't change anything about your birthday plans for tomorrow, so don't even bring it up.

what the hell give him BACK! he's my it's not fai he's supposed to approve my spooky music list for all of you freaks.

[ FAMILY / FRIENDS ]

Who needs what? I'm serious. Give me things to do, even little or stupid things.

This social network thing has a severe lack of memes being shared and I'm a little disappointed. But also it feels weird to know that anything I write is going to be read by a bunch of people I don't really know instead of like followers or something. So what's up, everyone? Are memes a cool thing in this universe? Like a great way to cope with finding out we're in an infinite universe?

What about quality-of-life questions to start discussions? Example: since like anyone can show up here, what fictional (to you) character would you be very chill to meet? I'll go first - I want to meet Megamind.

You know, I like to think that my experiences back home made me more prepared for being pulled to some other will against my will. Or, I've just gotten really good at compartmentalizing all of the weird shit in my life these past few months so one more weird thing is just a drop in the bucket.

Anyway, I guess since I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future, I might as well introduce myself. Jennifer Walters, Esq., aka She-Hulk. But seriously, just call me Jen.

...Anyone know if law school degrees transfer across universes?

Note to self: When the little piece of paper in the geocache box tells you, "don't put the ring on, it's cursed" - don't put the ring on, it's cursed. Sure, it's the curse of a thousand hives and not something terrible (like death) but still. Make better choices, Kate of the Future.

But thanks, Adam! Geocaching was fun, let's do it again.

FILTERED TO NATASHA ROMANOFF:

I miss you. 🥺