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Dec. 17th, 2021


[info]warriorgoddess
[info]valloic

[info]warriorgoddess
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]warriorgoddess
[info]valloic
I've been coerced told that newcomers typically post a 'hi, I'm new around here' message on this network and that I should do the same. So.

Hi. I'm Teela. Some of you might recognize me from my time in Serendipity Hills with Adam because apparently that was broadcast for all to see. Not the worst first experience in a new universe I can imagine, to be honest.

I got the main rundown from the DOA before being thrown on Defense but have to ask - are things like Serendipity a regular thing? Anyone want to set some expectations for me?

Dec. 1st, 2021

[info]secunit
[info]valloic
[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]

[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Seasons greetings motherfuckers. Torunn's mead post reminded me that I wrote this last year:
As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:
  • Do not drink too much.
    • Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
  • Contact me to get you there safely.
  • I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
  • I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
  • Unless:
    • You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
    • You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
    • You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
    • Only the hockey humans may call me Murderbro. This is law.
  • Thank you and stay safe.
    • Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.
It all still applies. Don't fuck yourself up this holiday season or I'll do it for you. And a happy New Year.

Nov. 27th, 2021


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS every time is hockey time but especially tomorrow because our very own Outlander Raptors are playing the Vallo Vipers! We got it all, a D-line that I think could defend literally anything (especially if there were knives involved) and IF on the OFF chance something gets by them, we got the best damn goalie ever, literally, a goddamn brick wall of a goalie. But hey, that's not all, our offensive players are magic on ice (and I'm not just talking about Shitty's flow and 'stache or Lena's lipstick) and make plays happen where there by all reason and logic be none.

(Pst, I heard this game will feature the return of Canada's Sweetheart Jack Bittle-Zimmermann)

And in case that doesn't sell you, our mascot is named fucking T-Wrecks and is a dinosaur I mean, COME ON.

So come and bring signs and the one that makes me laugh the most will get a prize.

Oct. 20th, 2021


[info]likeido
[info]valloic

[info]likeido
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]likeido
[info]valloic
What's everyone doing on Sunday? The only right answer is coming to the hockey game.

haus filter.
It's Wednesday. Wednesday is usually Charlie kicks everyone butt at board games night and I don't see why I can't continue to do that here. 7pm in the living room, if you dare.

Oct. 15th, 2021


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic
Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]
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Sep. 13th, 2021


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS. Bitty gave a shoutout not all that long ago, but this is a reminder that you haven't signed up for hockey and are interested in playing, to let him know. It's wicked fun, no one gives a shit if you haven't played before, just show up ready to work and have a boss ass time.

(But if you're fast as hell, all the better, because ISTG the Elvish Eagles are actual blurs on skates)

As Manager all of the organizational 'stuff' concerning the team falls to me. It's fun because hockey bros are seriously the best bros, and armed with a label maker and a clipboard, I can run the world. Recently, Eric Bittle-Zimmermann, in all of his genius, suggested that the team may need an Assistant Equipment Manager.

(Please note: one can replace our Assistant Manager/Murderer Murderbot, officially the Assistant Manager/Murderer of the team and of our hearts)

After a long brainstorming session over chocolate chip cookies that I think sent me back to the magic of my first Christmas they were that good, we came up with a series of competitions that seem pointless but serve a much deeper meaning and also have an elaborate scoring system.

Lardo and Bitty Proudly Present: Game of Games )

The person with the highest score ultimately gets the position and the glory that comes with being Assistant Equipment Manager (including your own personal hockey nickname and a one time beer pong tournament bye to the second round) but we all win because Bitty promised baked goods to all competitors.

Questions, comments, concerns, and compliments may be directed to me.

Sep. 2nd, 2021


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
[Filtered away from Nursey]

So, uh. What's the best really good date location in Vallo for somebody who doesn't have a ton of money for expensive restaurants? Asking for a friend who possibly looks the same as me, if you happen to see him checking out said places.

I know there's a few, but every time I try to look something seems to happen so I figured I'd ask the masses and hopefully I'm not just cursed?

Aug. 30th, 2021


[info]pathofnight
[info]valloic

[info]pathofnight
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]pathofnight
[info]valloic
So.

Like how different is university than high school?

Aug. 13th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

(posted after the fight is over)


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
Hey, people who are recovering from any of this going on, we've got casseroles and pot pies and foods that are easy to heat up and will last a few meals. Bitty has been cooking nonstop.

So if you want food delivered to you or a friend, just comment here and I'll stop by with something, we've got poppyseed chicken, hashbrowns casseroles, a few eggplant/vegetarian casseroles, some chicken or turkey pot pies, roasted vegetable pot pies, and a mushroom and potato one.

If you're also cooking and want to join in on food delivery, feel free to chime in, any of us here at the Haus are happy to deliver for you.

Aug. 5th, 2021


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I heard funny conversation in cafe this morning, and now I am curious about other people answers:

Prince or Michael Jackson?

[Filtered to Haus]
Hey, what do we think about fancy fluffy mouse? (I know he is not really mouse, but I do not remember right word.) This lady does not like him, even though he is very fancy, and I am worried she will throw him in street.

See?

I would have to check and see if he gets along with Shayba first, and find out how to look after, but I do not want little guy living in box on corner begging for quarters.
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Jul. 8th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Y'ALL! I know the gremlins have been a little bit distracting, but now that they are gone (and goodness, not coming back anytime soon, thanks to y'all who take care of those sorts of things!) this is just your reminder that the bake-off is happening on Saturday! The Muffin Man has been keeping their baked goods recipes on lockdown, but I'm determined to beat them in the ultimate baking display! (But y'all are welcome to eat everything we make, that was part of the bake-off rules.)

It just so happens to be Tater's birthday too, so y'all better come out even if you don't like pie (which bless your heart, I don't know anyone who doesn't like pie and maybe you need to rethink your food preferences and let someone into your life that loves to bake and will make you pie!)

But y'all, don't forget about the Outlander baking contest, too! We have so many talented bakers here and I want to celebrate everyone's skills ♥ So sign up if you haven't already, and whoever wins the competition will get their pie featured at the shop for the rest of the summer!

Speaking of the shop! We still have the summer menu going strong, and a bigger menu for y'all is on the way when we do the grand opening soon :)

SUMMER PIE MENU

Jun. 28th, 2021


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
Is good to go to Pride! At home, I am always wanting to do this, but feeling like I cannot, because of what might happen with family in Russia. Feels weird, to have no responsibility to no one except me. But feels good, yes? I miss family, but I am not missing being afraid.

Also I am thinking more parties should be No Shirt Is Necessary parties! Especially when it is hot like this, yes?

BUT MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Shayba has hair-cut! Tell her she is pretty!

Cut for picture )

May. 26th, 2021


[info]misterkent
[info]valloic

[info]misterkent
[info]valloic

Network: Clark Kent [01]


[info]misterkent
[info]valloic
Does this multiverse have a number? Or should I assign it one.

Hi, I'm Clark Kent. Not where I expected to end up today.

Lois
The people at intake mentioned you'd been here for a while now. Are you all right? Are the boys here too?

May. 5th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

Journal Entry


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
[JOURNAL FILTER FOR ERIC BITTLE-ZIMMERMANN]
Happy birthday, Bits. I know it's not what either of us expected for today, I was going to wake you up with something enjoyable for the birthday boy and then make some funfetti pancakes, so hold me to that when you get home?

Pensez-y, ce sera une histoire amusante à raconter à nos enfants un jour.

I love you, and I miss you, and I'll be here waiting when you get home. With funfetti cupcakes, pretty much all the hugs you're willing to put up with, and-- haha, whatever cupcakes are left of your face. We've made a pretty good dent in them, I had dibs on your lips.

[JOURNAL FILTER FOR SHITTY]
How goes civil rights of the ancient times, Shitticus? Have you seen T

Apr. 23rd, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
If you're out by the big park by main street, be warned they got a bunch of sprinklers and super soakers out and have made it into a water splashtown over there. It was nice to hit post-run, but I wasn't in much to begin with so if you're in work clothes you may want to steer clear.

[FILTERED TO HAUS + HOCKEY TEAM (BUT MINUS BITTY)]
Bitty's birthday is coming up in early May. Since he's gotten an all clear from the doctor I'm thinking... party at Faber on the 1st? We can do a pickup game, some fun ice games, eat a bunch of cake and pizza?

[info]sworddaddy
[info]valloic

[info]sworddaddy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]sworddaddy
[info]valloic
Weather always this crazy around here? A man could melt.

I take back the insults I flung at the concept of iced coffee, though. It can stay.

Apr. 6th, 2021


[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic

[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shittyknight
[info]valloic
Let's hear it for Nursey!

Mar. 26th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
[POSTED TO THE NETWORK & AROUND VALLO. Literally. Like flyers. Everywhere.]


[HAUS + HOCKEY TEAM & FRIENDS]
Hey. Sorry if I was abrupt at the clinic-- I'm- yeah. I know I probably don't have to apologize, but I wanted to anyway.

Bitty's coming home this weekend, he'll be on bed rest for a while, then light rest, go from there. No baking, no grocery shopping, no heavy lifting, bending, crouching, stretching. I'll have a full list by the end of the day and I'll get it put around the haus.

No hockey practice next week, rest, recover, take some time. We'll start back up April, and I'll lead practice for a few weeks until his restrictions are lighter.

I have a few requests: Can we get him a comfortable recliner or chair for the living room? Lardo's got my financials and a debit card to my account, someone pick out the most comfortable chair possible and get it delivered?

I could use a few extra hands to move around the furniture in our room tomorrow. And I need about 50000 new pillows.

Uh-food? Bits can do meal planning and some directing so we'll have to cook and grocery shop or order out. Maybe someone can make a chart for the house? Everyone's responsible for one night a week?

Anyway, yeah. Thanks, guys. I'm probably forgetting something, so feel free to add on? Or tell me to

Mar. 19th, 2021


[info]scarlets
[info]valloic

[info]scarlets
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]scarlets
[info]valloic
I am aware that the point of astral projection probably doesn't include finally finishing all the episodes of The Office but that is exactly what I did as my body slept. It was very good.

[SANCTUM RESIDENTS + ROZ]
It has been awhile since I've really used a kitchen so I started with something simple - I baked cookies this morning. Chocolate chip, very soft. Did anyone have requests for anything specific? I have a few recipes from home I can make but I'd like to know if anyone has any allergies or perhaps a visceral reaction of disgust to certain foods/ingredients.

Feb. 23rd, 2021

[info]secunit
[info]valloic
[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]

[info]secunit
[info]valloic
I was rewatching my favorite episode of Sanctuary Moon (episode 324, "Galava's Belt") earlier today and now I have a question that I am not sure I want to know the answer to, but I'll ask it anyway and if you all are disgusting in your answer I'll just fucking ignore you: why do humans shut their eyes when they kiss their romantic partners? Is it the pores? I bet it's the pores.