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As far as I know, cicadas don't bite. But also as far as I know, turkeys don't murder. Usually. So whatever the hell happens in the next few days, the clinic will have remedies, per usual.

We're also pretty well warded here, no bug slime allowed on my outside walls! (Thanks, Stephen.)

Filter: Stephen Strange

I want to tell you to never bring up those comments but lets be real... I'll end up bringing it up myself. Probably when I'm drunk again, going "hahah remember that time?!"

Filter: Babs Gordon and Kate Danvers

I was a little bit gone by the end of the night and might have forgotten to ask either of you. Ended up with any interesting propositions after speed dating?

Filter: Thor

Preemptively asking you to save me at least one dance at your birthday beach party.

I say goodbye to my 20s next week, my 30th birthday is Wednesday. People are invited to Stonehaven for a BBQ. Bring your appetite.

If anyone has questions about an incredibly tall and new building sprouting up in Vallo City, it's mine. Back home I took over my family's company and invested in several up and coming ventures and now it's - fairly empty so that's odd to me. I'm working on setting up leases for office rental rentals and perhaps some food and beverage hot spots on the first floor. Please spare me the Starbucks Franchise, I am not doing that.

And if there's anyone here interested in some space for whatever ventures, do let me know. My own personal laboratory is in there and I can assure you this building can house several of them. There's a lot of potential.

I'm also interested to see if anyone has any leads for construction/remodeling? Magic or manual labor is fine with me. Morningside's nice but apparently I've become more a long-term stay citizen and am looking to convert the top floor into a penthouse. I'll pay upfront.

ALEX DANVERS

Are you interested in becoming an official roommate? Somehow we started cohabitating and I'm not bothered by it.

OUTLANDER CLINIC
Who's working right now? I'm on my way in. I'm a dumbass and I need stitches, see you shortly.

Head's up, something from my vault got loose and is probably going to cause some chaos until it's contained. Some of you Earth based people that experienced the 1980s - 2000s era will possibly remember a little movie called Gremlins?

Yeah, well, that's happening.

Not cute little Gizmo, but his ugly brother Stripe. The little fucker has a god complex and might possibly spawn more like him. He's not that big, but he has no problem trying to rip off anyone's face, so keep a good distance if you do see him and call me.

And you can try to kill him, but he's protected. For whatever gremlin nonsense there is, he'll just keep coming back unless he's shoved into this pocket dimension I created. He can be trapped, but he's slippery, so be cautious if you do get him cornered. If he gets wet with water or if he eats after midnight, more of him will spawn. Sunlight harms and weakens him, so he'll steer clear of it.

So, eyes peeled, wards up, and call if you see him.

[ FILTERED TO THURVISHAR D'LORUS ]
Sorry for the headache about to come your way.

[ FILTERED TO NEAL CASSIDY ]
Hey. You up for some monster hunting?

Friends! Vallo denizens! Booty callers and callees! The time has come, officially, for Booty Camp: The Sequel - or as I like to call it, A Bee's Knees Bull Session.

I call it that because the theme is roaring 20s - so roll on up in your hot boiler, grab your giggle water, and get ready for a little gum-bumping hotsy-totsy! Our next speed dating event will be held at Dorian's Gray Room on July 16th, starting at 8:00 PM! Plenty of drink specials available, and upon arriving you'll be directed into the speakeasy room where, if you didn't wear a rip-roaring 20s outfit, don't worry! ~Magic~ will ensure that your threads change for you! It'll go back to normal when you leave, btw, or when you meet someone and head home to rip your clothes off each other.

There's a $10 registration fee like last time, and proceeds will go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic again! Those poor employees sure do deserve a vacation, right? It's been a time.

Any questions? Just let moi know. Can't wait to see you there~

( OOC )

[OOC: TW - Some mentions of very minor intentional self-harm, but meant to be in a science testing way. Please just be aware!]

( FILTERED TO JESSE, VICTOR, RAYLAN, RONAN, RAVI, BRIGITTE )

Has anyone here ever been walking down the street and remembered that time they were in the fake good place and they missed flying day because their soul mate decided they should volunteer to pick up trash and become a better person?

I have. And then I wished I could fly because that's all I ever wanted to do instead of picking up garbage because that sucked.

And that's when I discovered I can fly now. What?!?!

I never thought I'd say this... but there might a thing as too many burgers.

filtered to keith.
Hey buuuuuuuuuuudy.... what's up with you and Shiro.

( sent to friends & family of bonnie bennett & sirius black )
Our caterer for the food for the kids' birthday was forced to drop out due to a personal emergency. Are there any Vallo based companies out there that can take on a last minute job? It's for this Saturday and must be able to cook vegetarian dishes as well. We were hoping for Indian, but at this point, we'll take anything.

Do you know what's great? Kittens, puppies, and other adorable animals who need good homes.

Do you know what they look great in? Calendars! Alongside people. Go google firefighters and animal calendars if for some reason you're suspicious of this.

Idea: Outlanders of Vallo calendar. The Art of Expression would sponsor it, with all money raised going toward an animal shelter in the city.

Question: Are there enough Outlanders willing to be objectified for a good cause? Let me know!

21+

I guess Vallo was repaying me for that time it bankrupted me, cause I had extra $$$$ in my wallet today.


Every new house needs a lifesize metal dinosaur sculpture, right? Good cause that's happening.

[ JOURNAL ENTRY TO ALL ]
Hello! Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti here! I know there's a lot going on in the aftermath of the dragon attack yesterday. I see a lot of people offering up healing and medical assistance through the journals and that there were plenty of injuries that should be healed if possible. Can we chime in here with who is offering what/needs help/injuries that need to be taken care of in the future, as the rest of the group start dealing with getting us back to our time (thank you Dr. Strange!)? That way the medical staff and healers over in our time can start to prep for us.

I AM doing house calls until I can't, so let me know if anyone else needs a doctor to do stitching, casting, monitoring, or whatever else you might need.

Alright, so... tally of anyone who is still awake and conscious? Any particular medical needs I'll need to have stocked for whenever the hell this universe lets you all return to this time?

Stephen and Loki, you better still be alive. I already lost my handyman here.

Filter: Barbara Gordon

Are you okay?

It's another big damn rally post from your local Bennett witch. S

We've been here for a few days now, and I know people have been finding ways to get by while we're stuck here. But for the sake of keeping people on the same page and getting ourselves on a path to get back, collaboration could be useful.

Here's what I (and a few others I've spoken to) know so far. Please feel free to add to this list.

- Assumption: It's Vallo, so it's probably magic behind this somehow.
- The Wisdom Hand Coven is not a coven that is wildly known back in the time we are used to, but they are working on the Waypoint system in this time. There are rumors that they have someone very powerful with them who is helping with the Waypoints. These are rumors. Maybe it's multiple someone's, maybe it's all talk. No one is confirming anything.
- The Selene Coven is shady. If anyone has any luck talking with them, or getting information about them, please share with the class.
- There is talk that people are seeing things, missing periods of time in their life, and experiencing intense déjà vu or actually experiencing the same thing twice.

It's not much, but that's what I have at the moment.

[ FILTERED TO MAJOR LILYWHITE ]
I have more alcohol than I should and a willingness to drink it all. You should probably join me or stop me.

[ FILTERED TO QUENTIN COLDWATER ]
You're probably feeling as shitty as I am.

All these plastic skeletons came out as the season got colder, didn't they! Loving the festive atmosphere. GOR I wish Harrow were here; she'd friggin' hate it. All these bones and not a sourpussed clergy in sight!

If you see me running around with a full face of skull paint on, I'm just feeling nostalgic. Can take the girl out of the death cult, but can't take the death cult out of the girl.

Vallo, I forgive you for your terrible star; you're all right. Halloween is amazing!! (PS: Am mending perfectly thanks to the tender bedside manner of my friends. FRIENDS. MULTIPLE. Might actually make it to Fight Club this month after all.)

It was just brought to my attention that it's Adam's (Milligan) birthday today, he's my brother. No, I didn't forget, I just didn't know and it's a long story. He doesn't have a ton of friends (according to him), so I wanted to invite everyone. I know it's a little last minute but I'm hoping at least a few people can make it. It's going to be a surprise, tonight at the bunker (our place) and there will be food and drinks. Though I will have to figure that out. If you're interested, just let me know so I can figure out how much shit to buy. Anyone is welcome, even if you just want to show up for the free food.

If any of the Star Wars people could show up, that would be SUPER awesome. He's a big fan.

[OOC: Since this was last minute I plan to put something up for the actual event tomorrow.]

Just a reminder as things get more crazy around here, if you are injured, don't try to be tough and carry on. Come see us at the clinic or let us come see you wherever you are, so you can start healing properly right away. And remember, now is not the time to play out your Jurassic Park fantasies.

Stay safe out there, everyone.