vallo

Alright Vallo, really funny. You wanna glue a bag to a man's face and call him Santa? Well, he's going to ho ho ho the shit out of this.

Who needs life advice, huh? I got some good ones on money, the government, banks, Big Pharma, and love.

Nick?

Nicholas?

Nicholas Miller?

They said you were here.

Has anyone seen Nick Miller? Dark hair, dark soulful eyes you could drown in. Perpetual five o'clock shadow. Five foot nine. Five foot nine and a half when he stands proud which is a sight to behold.

He may or may not be hiding in a tree.

You know what's great about showing up a second time here? I've already reached the acceptance part of the process and my brain isn't on fire like last time. Vast improvement. I can enjoy the free money in peace this time. Red? Raccoon eyes? Drinks on me this time.

What up, y'all? Nick Miller in the house. Where's my favorite Canadian and baker? Did I miss the wedding?

Floaty arm man, you'll be proud, I broke almost nothing this time! Just my nose and, let's be honest, that might be an improvement.