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Mar. 18th, 2024


[info]butdaddy
[info]valloic

[info]butdaddy
[info]valloic

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[info]butdaddy
[info]valloic
Listen, I know this is probably only interesting to me but did you all realize that the average bipedal takes over two hundred million steps in their lifetime? And that people actually track the number of steps they take every day? Some cool store clerk in the city was telling me all about it and they showed me this watch thing you wear on your arm that somehow knows what your feet are doing and how often. I bought four. I'm wearing every single one of them.

ALSO, new discoveries that make having legs literally the best ever:
Rollerblading (Am very bad at it. My butt hurts. It's amazing.)
Dancing (It's almost like having a fin but on land?? You just wiggle a lot and I love it.)
Climbing trees (See commentary on rollerblading)
Sitting on the floor (how did I never know you could sort of tie your legs in a knot??)
Being barefoot (Ummmmmm, why do we even wear shoes up here?)

Non-leg things I'm loving:
All of the art I can do up here that I couldn't do in Atlantis🥲

[info]firstheir
[info]valloic

[info]firstheir
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]firstheir
[info]valloic
So, uh.

Are we still looking for the portal guy? Because it just kinda dropped out of the sky from a portal and flew off. The portal isn't there anymore, but just checking that no one suddenly disappeared or anything, because that would be a problem.

EDIT: Witches and wizards and magical folk of Vallo, do you have magical ways to track glitchy, invisible beasts? And ones that can fly. Me and Kratos ??? want to know.

EDIT 2: Anyone who is familiar that sounds so wrong but that's the words that F with the beast, can you come describe it to Fresh Cut Grass?

Mar. 16th, 2024


[info]kamala
[info]valloic

[info]kamala
[info]valloic

netpost - kamala khan - march 16, late night


[info]kamala
[info]valloic

Mar. 15th, 2024


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic
I have been unable to complete my normal tasks for several days now. In exchange, I have been able to master a few small magicks that have been helpful in a way. It is not a fair trade, but at least I am not helpless. In times like these, I am grateful for the allies I have made as I do not feel vulnerable to enemies.

However, Atreus has helped me realize that I am feeling things I do not want to feel. Many of you are carrying emotional burdens and are putting on a false face so that others do not see how you are truly feeling. I would suggest finding someone to help you past these burdens or to help release them. I have dealt with too many spirits with lingering regrets that I would not wish the same upon you.

Also, I would like to return to not understanding how you feel.

[info]supering
[info]valloic

[info]supering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]supering
[info]valloic
That's it, I've decided: witchy powers are not for me. I lost my temper at some jerk at the dog park for a fraction of a second, and I set a bush on fire! But the worst part is that I couldn't even put it out because I couldn't figure out how!

Good thing Krypto still has freeze breath and was able to take care of it.

And now I really want a hot brownie with ice cream. Is this swappiness over yet? I'm tired.

Mar. 14th, 2024


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
Pie for breakfast, if you either A) live with me or B) come to sword yoga this morning.

Cut for image! )

I won't even begin to pretend that I made any of these, but today is a good day to both enjoy pies and know where the best bakeries in Vallo are.

[info]hawkeve
[info]valloic

[info]hawkeve
[info]valloic

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[info]hawkeve
[info]valloic
Okay, I feel like I'm kind of getting the hang of this now. Still feels really weird for my whole body to stretch or shrink or whatever, but it's much more fun when it's something I can actually control.

ALSO - Happy Pi Day to the math geeks. And if you're not a math geek, it looks like it's also National Potato Chip Day in America, so celebrate and get yourself a bag of chips.



(By the way, Leon, you win best grumpy face.)

Mar. 13th, 2024


[info]emperorhulkling
[info]valloic

[info]emperorhulkling
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]emperorhulkling
[info]valloic
So, uh. This power thing that's going around for people. Anyone working with anything new today?

Just curious.

No reason.



Except maybe that I'm no longer able to shift and am looking very Not-A-Skrull Teddy Kaplan-Altman and am feeling on the weak side. No offense to whoever's gifts I probably got? I was just, you know, pretty strong and all, so this is new.

[info]kogane
[info]valloic

[info]kogane
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]kogane
[info]valloic
Who normally has black wings and is fast enough to keep up with small fae children? Because I think I have your power now and I'm not sorry, but I'm using it to play tag with Kosmo and Kipp.

(Tag over on the beach, if anyone wants to blow off work and come play with us. Shiro.)

Mar. 12th, 2024


[info]adaine
[info]valloic

[info]adaine
[info]valloic

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[info]adaine
[info]valloic
Uh Hello! Hi.

It looks like this odd power switching thing is pretty widespread so I'm assuming someone has my own abilities? I don't really know how to narrow that down, but I'm a wizard and oracle by trade, so--magic? Specifically magic that involves seeing the future and having visions in an oracle/psychic sort of way. But I wanted to ask a favor of whoever this person might be that if you have any visions can you write them down? They are usually fairly mundane, but I keep a journal of them for tracking purposes and so I can see if there is any correlation between them, make sure they came true, that sort of thing. They aren't always straightforward to interpret, so I've been collecting data over the years to get better. It is like a dream journal, except I don't really dream because I don't really sleep.

Anyway, I apologize. This is a lot of rambling.



Also I'm unsure whose abilities I now have, but the cats are really chatty in this house.

[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic
Oh well this is fun! Wonder how long I can keep this up. If anyone needs me, I'll be doing naked push ups.

[info]briarmoss
[info]valloic

[info]briarmoss
[info]valloic

Briar #14


[info]briarmoss
[info]valloic
Oi. Who's got my magic? This sort of thing is considered very taboo where I come from, although I appreciate it's another amusing Vallo quirk, it doesn't mean I have to like it.

Mar. 11th, 2024


[info]all_sunday
[info]valloic

[info]all_sunday
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]all_sunday
[info]valloic
[Posted earlier this morning]

To whoever woke up with the ability to sprout extra appendages, please be aware that you would do best to stay away from water, especially sea water. It will drain you all of your energy.

Otherwise, enjoy!

Filtered to Zoro and Sanji
I would like to go swimming today!

[info]hedgemage
[info]valloic

[info]hedgemage
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]hedgemage
[info]valloic
I find myself this morning with a rather large hole in my kitchen wall. I'm so, so sorry, Sutton, I will make it up to you

Has anyone else woken this morning to find themselves with [...] stranger than usual powers?

Mar. 9th, 2024


[info]arrowshockwave
[info]valloic

[info]arrowshockwave
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]arrowshockwave
[info]valloic
Uuugghhh uuurp!

Did anyone try to eat the Candy Land down town? If not, I can report that it was delicious. I can also report that I might have eaten too much of it.

If anyone needs me, I'm just gonna sit on the sidewalk for a little while.

Mar. 8th, 2024


[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic
Okay so I was going to say something about dirt cake Oreos but instead I think it's more important to say that I saw that portal beast in the city?? It wasn't doing anything but I think it was scared worried afraid confused? Like it didn't know where it was? Or maybe it was the noise?

I think it's sad and I think I want to hug it


Oh wait hold on, it disappeared now? Like it--disappeared and came back and disappeared and came back and then I think it went through another portal? I can't tell if there's anything left behind. I don't think there is?


(also in case anyone IS wondering about the dirt cake Oreos, they're pretty good but the sprinkles are really hard to see and have no flavor so they're just there as a gummy worm homage, and there's dual creme which is nice even if I think crushed up Oreos in Oreo creme is a little like eating a chicken omelet lololololol look they're delicious because I love Oreos BUT maybe not the most clever)

Mar. 7th, 2024


[info]room_302
[info]valloic

[info]room_302
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]room_302
[info]valloic
I have a sword now. A magical sword, so that's a thing and I'm not sure what to think about it. Also, it was sticking out of my coffee table Sword-in-The-Stone style. I've already pulled it out and no one crowned me the king of anything. (I need a new coffee table).

FILTERED TO ELI GRIMSBANE
Can I talk to you?

FILTERED TO LXC
I would like to learn how to actually use this sword. Would you be willing to teach me?

[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Alright so, I've been thinking with these alternate worlds and portals and shit. There seems to just be an infinite number of possibilities, but I guess that was always fucking obvious given how we're all from our own weirdo worlds and some are super samesie but just off axis just a smidge or whatever.

So here's what I'm curious about. Share with the class something about your world that's totally fucking normal to you, but someone from another would stare at you like you sprouted additional heads if you told them. This can be something big (example: the moon is a prison) to something smaller (example: broccoli is sentient), whatever you want. Fucking dazzle me.

AKA I'm pretty sure I've watched every documentary there fucking is and I need to be entertained, let's go.

Mar. 6th, 2024


[info]emperorhulkling
[info]valloic

[info]emperorhulkling
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]emperorhulkling
[info]valloic
Not to start this off begging forgiveness for being a day late on a public declaration, but: I'm begging forgiveness.

That being said.



Everyone should wish Billy and Tommy a very happy birthday, because they're great and deserve to be reminded that yesterday was their birthday many, many times over. Also, that Billy is just a ridiculously handsome guy.

That has nothing to do with their birthday, I just wanted to point it out.

Mar. 5th, 2024


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic
Someone explain to me the appeal of Paw Patrol to small children.