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Nov. 19th, 2024


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You know, one of the great things about being married is learning new things about your partner, even after we've been together for years.

Like today I found out that Teddy uses a giant magical sword (a sword that that a prophecy proclaimed that whoever could pull this sword from a stone [I know, I know] would become the ruler of space) as a table that he puts his cereal bowl on.

It's things like this that keep the spark alive.

Oct. 25th, 2024


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TEXTS TO BILLY
-- Babe.
-- [image attached]

Oct. 18th, 2024


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I just finished inventorying the entire store so if you're looking for a certain type of game, I have so much useless information in my head and would love to word vomit all of my opinions. And now, in the interest of sparking debate, I present the following questions:

Red vines vs. Twizzlers, which red licorice adjacent candy reigns supreme? (there is a right choice, don't listen to Teddy about this one thing, everything else you can listen to him)

If Halloween centered around a meal, like Thanksgiving or Christmas, what would that 'traditional' meal look like?

What type of movies are more inherent to Halloween: scary, horror movies, or corny spooky movies?

If you had to eliminate one candy forever from Halloween, what would it be and why? (and why is the answer the crappy black and orange wrapped candy that no one really knows the name of?)

Finally, and this is a pretty specific one: do we think that the Elder Beasts that hang out around my mom's our spooky cabin will allow me to decorate them, and if so, what should they wear? Do I lean into spooky? Do I do something ironic? They're sentient, but really only come to life when someone comes to the cabin and I think they'd basically do what I ask? Hard to say, really.

Sep. 19th, 2024


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T

--Morning <3
--Can you pull over for a sec?

Sep. 3rd, 2024


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I need someone else to confirm the gang of penguins that graffitied the alley next to the angry pixies coffee shop. Because, what.

I'll take Sentences I thought I'd never type for 400.

Teddy

I have a proposition.

Aug. 24th, 2024


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Text to: <3 Space King First/Eighth of His Name Bear Teds Teddy Hulkling YA Hot Guy With Abs

--Extra long run today?
--Not complaining, take your time, I don't care, do what you need.
--Or did you get caught up walking an entire nursing home across the street?
--But also
--I'm freezing
--Yes in August
--I don't make the rules

Jul. 31st, 2024


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Just to make sure I have this straight: I'm in a place that has drawn people in from all across the multiverse, as well as having a native population. And then on top of that some people who were brought here are now in a horror series on tv, playing characters in roles that they didn't necessarily choose? And there's no way for me to connect with them?

Where's Wanda? Is she alright?

Are the people in this television show alright? Even if... they die?

Jul. 24th, 2024


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TEXT TO BILLY
» Hey
» Where are you?

Jul. 18th, 2024


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Please for the love of whatever fucking god actually listens tell me that I'm not the only one seeing a FACE on the FUCKING MOON because frankly I've had enough MOON BULLSHIT to last several lifetimes

and also would prefer my loss of mind to take this kind of shape because FUCK me.

Jul. 14th, 2024


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FRIENDS/FAMILY OF BILLY & TEDDY
Good morning!

Billy and I wanted to invite you all to the courthouse on July 27 at 4PM for a wedding. Our wedding, obviously. It's not our first by my memory, but it will be his, so we're making a bit of an event of it. And if you'd like to join for dinner on us afterward, we'll be doing so at Five Sails.

Billy has decreed we'll also be doing a Smash Bros tournament after the dinner at our place, if you want to join that, too. There will probably be after-dinner pizza.

Anyway, this isn't the most traditional of wedding invitations, but we're not the most traditional of guys. We hope to see you all there to celebrate with us!

Jul. 4th, 2024


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It's that time again. Don't make any plans for the 15th. This one is going to take some pre-planning and it involves everyone in Defense.

Tandem Bicycle Games )

May. 30th, 2024


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Log: Billy & Teddy


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WHO: Billy and Teddy
WHEN: Fairly early this morning, just around sunrise
WHERE: Their bedroom
WHAT: Teddy gets up for his usual run, only for Billy to protest and accidentally propose. (Spoilers: It counts.)
WARNINGS: None! Soft boys
ART CREDIT: Here
"That doesn't count." Read more... )

May. 24th, 2024


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Okay, so I have a small problem. Literally.

El and I made this map we’ve been calling Vallo Village, right? And we got Billy to do some magic to make it look a little more realistic, which worked, but maybe worked a little too well. Or not exactly. Ms. Maximoff says it seems like sympathetic magic from Vallo got involved because I based some of the map on an old part of the city.

Anyway the point is I just got a prayer? from the village? for help from mighty adventurers?.

It looks like my campaign is happening whether it’s finished or not, so basically I really need some people to come down and save a tiny village from [...] okay I can’t type it, wtf. Call it certain peril. I need people to go into the map and save the village from certain peril. I can’t tell you what the peril is for some reason, probably the magic again, but the peril is bad and it’s going to ruin the lives of all these people who were supposed to just be fictional and now are real.

So, uh…who wants to be an adventurer? Ms. Maximoff says she can work with the magic that’s affecting the map using my extra miniatures, if we can get people to volunteer to be bound to them for a little bit. You’ll just have to kind of be a character while you’re in there - you’ll have whatever powers the miniature’s class comes with, and you should probably come up with a name.

Anyone? Please, I know this sounds stupid, but that little town is a real little town now, and they need our help.

May. 20th, 2024


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Filtered to Billy Kaplan and El Hopper:
Hey Billy! Have you maybe got time this week to do a little bit of magic for the advancement of roleplaying?

See, El and I made this map and some cool miniatures, and we're pretty much finished with this stage of it, and it's looking really good, so we wanted to see if you could help us make it look even better. Like, more realistic textures and stuff, maybe help us set it up so the pieces can move on player command or something. Could you do something like that? And if you can, would you?
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Apr. 29th, 2024


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In case anyone's wondering, the cute little bone-eating creatures are still around. I might know this from personal experience, so maybe just keep on keeping an eye out? They really have no right to be so adorable.





Oh but I still have all my bones! Stop panicking, Billy.

Apr. 27th, 2024


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I figured I should make some kind of... announcement about it, I suppose, but I am planning from retiring from the Looking Glass Tea. Most of you know it was inherited by my ex? late? former spouse and then it was passed down to me. I'm happy to hand the title over to any Outlander who is interested in owning it (it did belong to an Outlander originally to begin with), but if no one has any interest then I will seek out a Vallo commercial realtor to help me sell it.

My focus is going to mostly be on the DOA magic department and family. I don't need the extra responsibilities.

Mar. 28th, 2024


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Wild Vallo Network


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WILD FOLKS ONLY
So, what do you all think?

Mar. 25th, 2024


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Text to: Momda


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--
--Hi Mom <3
--Are you free?

Mar. 13th, 2024


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So, uh. This power thing that's going around for people. Anyone working with anything new today?

Just curious.

No reason.



Except maybe that I'm no longer able to shift and am looking very Not-A-Skrull Teddy Kaplan-Altman and am feeling on the weak side. No offense to whoever's gifts I probably got? I was just, you know, pretty strong and all, so this is new.

Mar. 11th, 2024


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I find myself this morning with a rather large hole in my kitchen wall. I'm so, so sorry, Sutton, I will make it up to you

Has anyone else woken this morning to find themselves with [...] stranger than usual powers?