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Hey, all science-only-but-not-magic people including anyone in STAR labs! I need help on something personal, please message me!

Doc McCoy, you still in the prosthetic arm fixing/cleaning business or no? I thought I was good after the gremlins thing, but with the bug guts during this round of stupid, not doing great.

Other prosthetic wearers out there - any tips for keeping crap out of the joints?

If anyone has questions about an incredibly tall and new building sprouting up in Vallo City, it's mine. Back home I took over my family's company and invested in several up and coming ventures and now it's - fairly empty so that's odd to me. I'm working on setting up leases for office rental rentals and perhaps some food and beverage hot spots on the first floor. Please spare me the Starbucks Franchise, I am not doing that.

And if there's anyone here interested in some space for whatever ventures, do let me know. My own personal laboratory is in there and I can assure you this building can house several of them. There's a lot of potential.

I'm also interested to see if anyone has any leads for construction/remodeling? Magic or manual labor is fine with me. Morningside's nice but apparently I've become more a long-term stay citizen and am looking to convert the top floor into a penthouse. I'll pay upfront.

ALEX DANVERS

Are you interested in becoming an official roommate? Somehow we started cohabitating and I'm not bothered by it.

Looking for community input since Google doesn't always cut it and I still don't really trust it after That One Time -

1. Who came up with the whole dad shorts/Hawaiian shirt fashion combo? Why? I'm not judging, I'm just trying to understand.

2. Passed the whole motorcycle safety thing and am ~legally cleared~ to buy a bike but those things are pricey and just blew money on a vacation and 438438 shark steaks for vengeance. Better to get one used? Should I buy a junky one and get it worked on over time? I don't know where to start, I want one now.

3. Mattresses are too soft. We've been through like, two because I have claws. Do I need to get this shit enchanted or something? Do they make sturdier mattresses for the not-fully human folk?

[ FILTERED TO MURDERBOT. MORGAN YU, BRIGITTE, HANK MCCOY, & ALOY ]
Hello! I know all of you lead fairly busy lives with murder, app development, running small businesses, headmastering schools, or just figuring out Vallo, but would any of you be interested in working with Jaeger tech? You will be compensated monetarily, you'll get to work with unique tech, and the goal will be to build a one person Jaeger, so the neural load of working the tech doesn't have to be shared with a partner.

Basically, I need a team good with mechanical engineering, brain stuff, coding, and ethics. And you're all it.

Well, it's been really great taking this as some form of vacation or sabbatical except with crazy shit happening in town, but I think I need to actually do something otherwise, I'll go stir-crazy.

ATTN: Science peeps!

What's good in town for someone who used to work for a mad scientist's major corporation that dealt with a lot of biochemistry and microbiology? Those are generally my area of expertise and I'm hoping to get back into it. I know I could just sign myself up for Vallo college here but I might just wait on that till the fall semester.

Greetings! Dr. Hank McCoy here, and I come with a query posed to the masses.

Recently I discovered the school I was formerly Headmaster of (Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters - renamed to be the Jean Grey School for Gifted Youngsters) found its way to a section of the forest, close to the city line but still nestled within the trees, plenty of space around it. I don't aim to re-open it as a school (we have many educational institutions already, which is wonderful to see!) but would instead, potentially, focus on the Danger Room? There would be sessions available for all ages, of course, children and adults - various training exercises would be offered, and any powers are encouraged depending on the scenario (some allow the trainee to focus on other ways to come out on top of a situation without using powers).

With summer right upon us, I thought it would be beneficial! For both parents and their offspring, or anyone who would like to get in some extra training. Holographic simulations and artificial environments are mainly how the training exercises are offered; there's also always an 'observer' in the control booth to ensure safety and proper function of the mechanisms in place. Eventually I hope to do some upgrades but that's a whole other endeavor.

Would there be any interest in a Danger Room program being set up?

Texts to Stephen

I know there's important things going on right now like we just killed a dragon lady and I can breathe again but:

You have a dating profile?

Texts to Erik

Just checking in

Texts to Hank

Thanks for what you did. I really owe you. Anything you need, I'l be there.

Texts to Wanda

Next time I wanna fight and not be cursed. Also, what do you know about dating apps?

I don't wanna bother you but there's something wrong with me.

I'm with Rogue and Anka SUPPOSED to be protecting them - I just wanna make sure, if you've got a sec.

I was informed that there may be people here that I know? This is all very overwhelming. I appreciate the informative.. ah, musically inclined explosive information video, but I still have so many questions. Namely, how is any of this possible? From a scientific point of view... it shouldn't be?

Sorry, I'm getting carried away. This is all a bit much. My name is Dr. Angela Ziegler. Some may know me by my code name Mercy? Though if you only know me by that name I doubt

If any of you see a gargoyle statue around that wasn't there before, don't worry about it. He's friendly. Ish. And everyone congratulate me, I'm a mother now. Tina, I need a name for Nessie Jr. right away.

Hank, ty for not going into the Sun Room and getting incinerated. Eleanor, where's Jason?

[ FILTERED TO TINA COHEN-CHANG ]
Thanks again for getting me out. You didn't have to do that, but you did and I'm impressed with your criminal masterminding.

Left you something in your driveway for your troubles.

[ FILTERED TO JAKE STONE ]
Did you use all of the hot water?

Hello everyone! Hank McCoy here, and I come with updates about Wormhole Theory and the efforts of myself and Lena Luthor to create passage through time and space, using the concepts of the general Theory of Relativity. Did you know that wormholes contain two mouths, with a throat connecting those two mouths which are likely spheroidal in nature? It's true! We've made excellent progress hypothesizing about what exotic matter a wormhole would also contain and calculating the volume, as the presence of exotic matter seems to be the key to sending travelers through wormholes and...

Well, all the lights went out and there was a brief snafu with an electrical fire but not to be concerned - we have plenty of baking soda at our disposal!

We are also exhausted and haven't slept in forty-eight hours. Coffee has become water to our fatigued livers and cytochrome P450 oxidase enzyme systems. So I suppose we really don't have any updates at all, but - we will persist! For science.

For anyone looking to help figure out this latest round of Vallo bs, and you're open to a coordinated approach, please head to the DOA offices.


DEFENSE DEPARTMENT.

I need an accurate list of who is still here and available to patrol. Depending on how hard we're hit, extra patrols may be needed. Let me know if you can take on any extra work.

DOA
Who's still here?

WHO: Katherine & Hank
WHAT: Taking a break from work to have a srs conversation about a memory dump and immortality
WHERE: S.T.A.R. Labs
WHEN: Idk last week sometime
WARNINGS: Not really, just lots of canoodling (with fangs involved)
STATUS: Complete

( Have I ever told you what a DILF you are now, by the way? )

Well this is some Mystic Falls decade dance realness.

FYI phone and computer systems at the DOA offices are - old. We might be slow moving on things this morning but let us know if anyone needs anything during this latest weirdness.

ugh dont take my burger and maybe i wont try to fight you asshole

someone come get me from big belly burger/ this is not the way i wanted burger week to go :(

also can someone teach me how to throw a punch/ im sure if i hadnt gone puppet i would have had a broken hand right now. i dont need fighting lessons really just need to know enough to break someones nose without breaking my hand

i can pay in either pizza or cash whatever your preference is

Congratulations on your nuptials, Rogue! Katherine and I fully plan to attend the celebratory bonfire on Sunday - and for today, I won't keep you. I just - had a question or two?

About your version of Raven. I am no stranger to receiving a 'memory dump' (that's not the scientific term, but) via the way of dreams during certain stages of sleep, so while that wasn't the disturbing part - it was more...what I recently recalled.

This certainly isn't the strangest scenario I've been in - but it's won points for the most informative introduction video I've ever seen. Thank you for that.

I'll cut to the chase: I'm Lena Luthor and I don't particularly like to stay idle for long. If I'm stuck here for an undetermined amount of time, I prefer to be put to use and explore what options this world has for employment. I've got degrees in biotechnology management, civil & environmental engineering and computational science. I work best in a lab. Something tells me this place has plenty to study, anyway.

My other search involves a reputable liquor store and what would be Vallo's most recommended brand of scotch. I don't need a bar. I prefer my own bottle to bring into this new apartment I'm apparently going to be occupying. A suitable breakfast considering the circumstances, I suppose.

I ended up here a little too late to help out during the infamous murder turkey debacle, but I'm going to hazard a guess that this vulture situation was about a thousand times worse. Unless the turkeys were breathing fire.

It's really good to see everyone come together during that kind of chaos. Way to go, Vallo.

FILTERED TO FRIENDS*

Check in. How's everyone recovering from the insanity?

* OOC: Basically, if you've spoken with her and gotten along, this is you. Feel free to drop me a line if you're not sure!

Filtered to Kara Danvers

Supergirl's benched until I say otherwise. Got it?

Filtered to Hank McCoy

Hey Hank - I hate to bother you during all of this chaos, but I'm hoping I can ask a favor.

My sister got pretty banged up dealing with vultures, and she could use an hour or two in the sunbed at the lab to heal up. Do you mind keeping an eye on her for me? I would take care of it myself, but I'm stuck on bedrest at the clinic right now.