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Over a year into Vallo life, it feels like bartending isn't really hitting that fulfillment threshold. Back home, Kenzi and I did PI work, nothing officially official, but I'm thinking of picking that back up here. It'll have to be a little more on the up and up (licensing and all that), but while I'm digging into the requirements, I thought I'd ask:

Any Outlanders out there who'd be interested? General idea is 18+ to work as an investigator, but trainees can help out with office work starting around 16, if there's any aspiring investigators out there.

If anyone needs any animal company while you're singing to truly live out your Disney dream, just ask! My specialty is smaller woodland creatures but I can go PRETTY big when needed. The owlbear might be a little fierce but that's okay! You do you!

Also, hi, I'm Oona Hopper, my family already knows I'm here and I've been around for a few days eating SO many waffles with El (that's not all that different in my time but she's younger and so cute you guys I have the BEST sister!!!!!) (And Pops, like, my constant moral issue is how did I luck out into getting him as a dad????) but I wanted to say hi anyway!

Oi, if you haven't seen the signs, don't forget to wear a costume to fight club this weekend. Best three will get $200 bucks each. The audience will decide, but if you want me to find a few extra votes for you, I am susceptible to bribes. And flattery! Oh and you won't be kicked out if you refuse to wear anything but I will call you a sad sack for the rest of your natural born life, so choose wisely.

[FILTERED TO SEREFIN]

Want to put on our stupidest shoes and jump out of a plane with me for our anniversary?

[OOC: this is your fight club sign up reminder! Remember you can put down 4 of your regular cast and up to 2 more of your future kids cast.]

So are these things of the salt and burn persuasion of disposal or will a simple burial do?

I just don't want to finally get this thing and bury it to have it Pet Sematary my father.

i'm posting my recent search history in solidarity, because I feel bad for you guys:

oil painting tips
oil paint history
how to make oil paint
how to stop crying
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lofi beats to study to
vallo aita
is disappearing a breakup
best donuts in vallo city


we're all weird and that's okay.

[filtered to kellach]
i think you can go to college if you want, but you probably can't become the goblin king. also, have you ever seen The Labyrinth?

MOM? Do you want me to just off this person FOR you???? WHO IS IT????

This social network thing has a severe lack of memes being shared and I'm a little disappointed. But also it feels weird to know that anything I write is going to be read by a bunch of people I don't really know instead of like followers or something. So what's up, everyone? Are memes a cool thing in this universe? Like a great way to cope with finding out we're in an infinite universe?

What about quality-of-life questions to start discussions? Example: since like anyone can show up here, what fictional (to you) character would you be very chill to meet? I'll go first - I want to meet Megamind.

Have you ever suddenly wondered about someone you grew up with that you haven’t seen or spoken to in years?

Earlier today I randomly thought about this girl I grew up with in foster care. She was kind of shy, but she had one of the most infectious laughs I’ve ever heard in my life. It was really loud too. Like you could hear it all the way across the house. And she would laugh at almost anything. The other kids and I used to play a game to see who could get her to laugh first or the loudest.

I haven’t seen her in about ten years, but I thought of her today and I don’t know why. I wonder if she’s doing alright and if she still laughs at everything.

I hate to ask but can anyone take Willa for a few days?

Fixing the flood damage found other issues and there was a small collapse of roof. I'd just feel better her not being here until I checked the rest of the place over.

So... uh... what's the deal with high school here? Because I sort of haven't - gone - for a while -
Like if I go do I just show up? If I don't, does someone come yell at me?

Any chance of some roofing tools I can borrow?

Downpour found some weak spots in the roof at the house. Can do the fixing but short on the means to fix with.

So, those of you with more experience with this, what's the usual reaction when Vallo takes away your spiky-haired best friend who is also your only employee? Is it stress eating? Because I'm stress eating.

So is this where I just like, take a vow of chastity? Gonna make my tagline "don't date me, you'll just get banished back to your world". Which double sucks since Rogier is dea


If brainy types ever figure out a way to make it so we can choose to stay or go, throw something at me, I guess. Until then it's not fucking worth it.

My child this morning:

"Why couldn't the hand go on the carnival ride? Because it said it had to be five feet and it was only five fingers."

A heads up for those with some younger kiddos that the library is doing a few fairy tale based comedy plays over the weekend. They're at 10:00, 1:00 and 3:00 both Saturday and Sunday in their little auditorium. Snacks will be provided.

I'll be going to Saturday at 3:00 with Lucas if anyone wanted to join us.

On a more business note! The government is offering subsidies and rebates for anyone hit by the recent events and need to do repairs to business and homes. Hit me up if you would be interested and I can get someone in touch with you. If you've already done repairs they are reimbursing as well so get me your receipts and I'll get the process started for you.

I am honored to report that in 2033, we have ended the threat of Interitus for all Vallo timelines. Many are injured, but we are now able to focus on healing rather than destruction.

May fortune smile upon you in 2023 at least as much as it has smiled upon us here. We travelers will see you soon.

Please use this page to check in with your friends and family as needed.

Has there always been a section of the city that looks like a winter wonderland and I've just missed it until now or is this "A Vallo Thing"? Either way this is the best hot cocoa I think I've ever had.

DOA DEFENSE TEAMS

As of tomorrow at noon, Shiro will be taking full command of the defense department for at least the duration of this new threat. My name is on the list for time travel. If anyone steals my magic coffee cup or scotch while I'm gone, I'll find you. Take care of each other.

SHIRO
Several other defense team members are included. Gladio, Kratos, Orym, Kellach, Iris, Sam, Tally, and Vex as well, should they chose to go. So you can plan accordingly.

So there's a slow pitch softball beer league here in Vallo. Basically you play on Thursday nights for fun, drink a round or two, nothing serious.

Anyone interested either in playing or sponsoring?

I was waiting in line for coffee and then I just felt the need to share how much I love Prue Halliwell. I love her so much it's almost terrifying with my ability to screw up my relationships but she's amazing. Absolutely amazing.


I also love this coffee. The pixie is so grumpy but so great at what she does and it's entertaining exchanging remarks with her in the morning. I love this coffee a lot. Like goddamn it is good this morning.