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Feb. 26th, 2022


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[info]heroichair
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I keep trying to write something poetic, but it just comes out sounding pretentious and douchey. I'll miss you, Lexi. You'll always be one of the best friends I've ever had.

I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol and listening to Bon Jovi if anyone feels like joining.

Feb. 19th, 2022


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[info]exiledheir
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Well, I don't know how much of this I believe, but the alternative was looking grim so this is considerably more organized than I would expect of such a situation. If people started coming through the hexgate from other worlds, the council would assume it was an attempted coup. I would spend the next six months assuring them that any interruption of trade was negligible and unavoidable. It's not like you can schedule these things.

Anyway, hello. My name is Mel Medarda. I would appreciate direction to the best wine in this strange city and a recommendation for a tailor. I don't know how far this foreign money will spend but I intend to make the best of it.

Feb. 16th, 2022


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[info]fivespits
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fucking stupid thing I am certain Nandor has already contracted 10 different curses on this electronic device and WHERE WILL WE GET THE EMAILS FROM

HELLO yes, I am called Nadja! I am a HUMAN WOMAN of a certain HUMAN age who has experienced HUMAN WOMAN things like Sex and the City (should be called Not Enough Sex Too Much City am I right?), talking to BOSS BABE HUNS (tic and tac and taco symbol livingmywhy), and dealing with societal pressures of being the perfect wife, mother, sister, daughter, and friend all in one while working on the hustle and grind (misleading) but not too much working so that the cookies can be baking for a bake sale tomorrow all while earning 82 cents to the dollar!

I have been pretending so well to be a human and it is EXHAUSTING why would anyone be this???????????

HELLO yes, I am looking for my FELLOW HUMANS Laszlo (perhaps you know him as Jackie Daytona, a bartender from Pennsylvania) and Nandor The Relentless.





Also yes alright or our familiar bodyguard Gizmo Buillermo. OH AND THE DOCUMENTARY CREW please tell me they have made it!!!!

Feb. 3rd, 2022


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[info]vampirebarbie
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When your one hour meeting turns into two because someone has to go on about their latest miracle cure all mlm scam. No, Brenda, I don't want to be a Youngéance rep.

On another note! The Vallo Public Library is hosting two scavenger hunts in the city this Sunday. One is a smaller one aimed for kids and families and other geared towards adults who want to spend their day traipsing all over. Grand prize for the family one is passes to the movies and wave pool, for the adult is a gift basket and dinner gift certificates.

Jan. 19th, 2022


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[ FILTERED TO THE MAGICIANS & FRIENDS OF FEN/KADY/MARGO ]
Sup. Fen and I are moving to Castle Whitespire. We've already moved most of our personal stuff, just got a few cat things the little monsters buried around the Cottage that we need to find now. Kady's heading out there with us too and if anyone wants to help move her stuff from the Sanctum over, hit us up cause we're doing that over the weekend.

Marina, you can just send us your housewarming gift instead of showing up for the party later this month. 😉

Boys, don't burn the Cottage down.

[ FILTERED TO NANDOR ]
Hi, you free this Friday night? Got another job for us.

Jan. 17th, 2022


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So I just heard about an old vintage style movie theater that's been restored and having a grand reopening this weekend, which is fun. And the prices are really cheap so that's even better. Except it advertises it's going to only show "oldies" which would be great if they weren't counting Back to the Future and Thelma and Louise as oldies.

Really?

You can get your ticket, popcorn, and a drink for $5 though, so it's almost worth being called old over.

Jan. 16th, 2022


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[info]heroichair
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LEXI
Drinks and live music tonight? It's no Bon Jovi, but I do know of a place here in town with a local band.


CAROLINE
Thoughts on me cooking dinner for you and the kids sometime this coming week?

Jan. 12th, 2022


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[DOA]
Hello, Zuko here.

I traded my tea shop to Eadwulf in exchange for magical services, but he's gone now and his roommate is moving out. Is it possible to reclaim the tea shop?

Thanks.

Jan. 11th, 2022


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[info]thedestroyer
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Milo was showing off for all his admirers this morning at the gym.

[ FILTERED TO CAROLINE FORBES ]
Got time for a boozy brunch?

[ FILTERED TO CALEB WIDOGAST ]
What are you doing for lunch?

[info]buillermo
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[info]buillermo
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I did it. I quit my job. Told Felix he's too much drama and I'd be happier elsewhere and I left and alsfkjalfj

now I'm a little afraid he's going to send a hitman after me but what's done is done and it feels good? Telling people to fuck off feels really good and it took me way too long to figure that out.



I need a new job, taking care of vampires is expensive.

Jan. 4th, 2022


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[info]thedestroyer
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Fuck you very much, Vallo.

[ FILTERED TO NANDOR ]
Flipped that vase we got for a few grand, but I'm up for continuing this for bigger scores if you are, Batman.

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Texts Messages


[info]impsychicnow
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TEXT MESSAGES TO CAROLINE FORBES
»Can I offer hugs, wine, distractions, bad tv, anything?

Dec. 8th, 2021


[info]vampirebarbie
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[info]vampirebarbie
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[info]vampirebarbie
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Caroline Forbes & Stefan Salvatore
IDK, HORRIBLY BACKDATED TO NOVEMBER SOMETIME | FORBES HOME | CHATS ABOUT THE FUTURE

&.
Read more... )

Nov. 27th, 2021


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[info]thedestroyer
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You know what would be a great addition to the welcoming committee's spiel? A list of therapists. Now I can't trust any little froggy looking shithead because it might stab me.

RIP boots, you were good to me and protected my ankles.

[ FILTERED TO CAROLINE FORBES ]
Tell me not to tell the latest vampire arrival that I want his semen. Yes, I'm aware I'm a shit-stirrer, which is why I need you to tell me no.

What are you and the kid doing this weekend? I was thinking about hitting Blizzard World while contemplating what to do with my adult life now. Figured the kid would get a kick out of it, while we day drunk.

Nov. 26th, 2021


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Voice Post


[info]vimbo
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Hello? They said I could talk to people through this machine. Is this like the e-mail? Do I need to type in my password?

[Very slow tapping noises. A pause. More slow tapping noises.]

Ay, nothing happened! This thing better not curse me! I am meant to be traveling the world on my way to my homeland. How far is this Vallo from the Island of Staten?

Nov. 25th, 2021


[info]impsychicnow
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[info]impsychicnow
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Can anyone identify what the hell just tried to go full Jennifer's Body in my shop based on the following characteristics:

- Fire hair
- Red eyes
- Fangs
- Wings
- Half machine half animal legs
- A whole lot of rage

Research tells me it's possibly an Empusa? And can anyone tell me how to kill it because so far nothing has worked.

Nov. 22nd, 2021


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[info]pathofnight
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Did anyone else feel that...offness? IDK how to describe it.

But not good, whatever it was.

Oct. 30th, 2021


[info]heroichair
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[info]heroichair
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TEXTS TO BONNIE
» Happy Samhain Eve.
» I'm sure you've got a lot on your plate at the moment, but I was hoping we could find some time to talk soon?
» Maybe after the 1st?


TEXTS TO CAROLINE
» I've got a Caramel Apple Cinnamon Latte with your name on it.

Oct. 29th, 2021


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[info]damnvers
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Well, this sucks.

Oct. 26th, 2021


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[info]thehighqueen
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Delia Tamara Hanson.