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Tweak says, "I love my Dalek overlords!"

Billy Kaplan (demiurging) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-11-19 11:39:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, marvel: billy kaplan, marvel: kamala khan, marvel: teddy kaplan-altman, the locked tomb: gideon nav, the locked tomb: harrowhark nonagesimus

You know, one of the great things about being married is learning new things about your partner, even after we've been together for years.

Like today I found out that Teddy uses a giant magical sword (a sword that that a prophecy proclaimed that whoever could pull this sword from a stone [I know, I know] would become the ruler of space) as a table that he puts his cereal bowl on.

It's things like this that keep the spark alive.

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	emperorhulkling 2024-11-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I regret nothing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	But how long have you been doing that for, is my question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emperorhulkling 2024-11-19 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	This is what happens when you don't wake up as early as me. You miss the fun stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, what else are you keeping from me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emperorhulkling 2024-11-19 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	You'll have to discover that on your own. Keeping that spark alive, as you said, with a little mystery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	The chipmunks and squirrels bringing you gifts when you open the window to greet the rising sun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emperorhulkling 2024-11-19 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. It's the bluebirds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's like I barely know you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emperorhulkling 2024-11-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
	The chipmunks and squirrels are my company while I'm running through the park. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	sortadead 2024-11-19 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Holy shit why did I never think of that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	It does have to be wide, depending on the size of your bowl. Or, plate, I guess, because why restrict yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-19 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like an excuse to get a bigger sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	As long as you can still swing it or even just hold the pointy end out, I think you should live your dreams. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-19 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	DID YOU HEAR THAT, HARROW Thanks, that's great advice. And you're married to an emperor or some shit, right? That makes it law. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	We have a table. An actual bloody table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Which is not nearly as cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	How is this practical? How does this work? What would the ends of a sword be on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	demiurging 2024-11-19 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, emperor of space, but I think that probably translates here too. (It doesn't, I just got A Look) I probably have no actual say in laws or jurisdictions, but Teddy tends to keep that info close to his broad and muscular chest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-20 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Nope, we're gonna ignore the latter half of that since it invalidates my argument. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Eh, that's fair. So, yeah, for sure, I say you can and should have whatever sized sword you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	kamala 2024-11-20 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Sounds normal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-20 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Really, not much surprises me anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kamala 2024-11-20 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Would you want something absolutely surprising? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-20 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh depends on the level of surprise I think. Sometimes I miss sneaking in after curfew because a bank robbery went long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kamala 2024-11-21 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm very obviously assuming you were trying to stop it not participating. (Reply to this) (Parent)