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essek "genuine hot boi" widogast ✨ ([info]shadowhand) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2024-11-05 12:37:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: kir agrupnin, critical role: shaun gilmore, critical role: vex'ahlia de rolo

My birthday and my wedding anniversary are coming within the next two weeks and I have three requests in regards to these events:

1. I would like to not be turned into a younger version of myself, an older version of myself, or a version of myself that was an Echo Knight and Taskhand.

2. I would like for Aeor to not do something silly and bring with it snow, wild magic, and Aeorian hunters.

3. I know that it is early for the holidays and the culprit is rather contained, but I would also like to suggest that I would like to not be pulled into a Christmas town.

These things can happen at another time, but not within the next two weeks, thank you very much. I would like to enjoy getting older in peace and also be myself to give my husband his anniversary gift on the correct day. That is all, thank you.



Oh, another:

4. I would like for those of you with an interest to listen to my most recent podcast. It is, as the children might say, a banger.


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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 06:44 pm UTC (link)
BUT Aeor also brought me!

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Aeor did bring you, but celebrating your arrival is another thing that I do not want to be overshadowed.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 06:50 pm UTC (link)
We have very big plans for your cake.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh, do you? Will you be putting all 124 candles on it?

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 06:53 pm UTC (link)
May we make a cake that is big enough for that?

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 06:59 pm UTC (link)
That would be very impressive, but I think you are just looking for a reason to eat only cake for a week.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 07:34 pm UTC (link)
That is not not true.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 07:35 pm UTC (link)
I am onto you.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I simply wish for you to feel celebrated!

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 07:52 pm UTC (link)
I promise that we can scale down some and I will still feel celebrated.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
But 124 is a BIG birthday.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Do you think so? I would think 125 would be more exciting.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-05 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Well, I think all birthdays are big birthdays.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 12:13 am UTC (link)
I suppose that is true enough. It is why we try to make sure you enjoy your own birthdays.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-06 12:21 am UTC (link)
My observation is that making a BIGGER cake is SAFER than trying to fit the candles on a SMALLER cake.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 01:36 am UTC (link)
Perhaps we could just get the candles that are the numbers themselves, rather than having that many single candles?

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-06 01:45 am UTC (link)
Hmmmmmmm that is an idea.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 01:46 am UTC (link)
But perhaps not your preference?

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-06 01:49 am UTC (link)
Well, it is your birthday so you should have the cake you want!

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 01:53 am UTC (link)
I would like you to surprise me.

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[info]talon_to
2024-11-06 02:03 am UTC (link)
That was ALWAYS going to happen!

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[info]runechild
2024-11-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
As a youth with rizz, I concur.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
You are all youths to me.

I am not commenting on what rizz is and whether or not I know what it is.

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[info]runechild
2024-11-05 08:30 pm UTC (link)
I am now very skeptical.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-05 08:31 pm UTC (link)
About your being a youth?

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[info]runechild
2024-11-05 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Offense.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 12:13 am UTC (link)
:)

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[info]runechild
2024-11-06 12:22 am UTC (link)
I have taken the liberty of purchasing brunch for the next month.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 01:37 am UTC (link)
I deserve that.

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[info]runechild
2024-11-06 01:40 am UTC (link)
That you do.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 01:52 am UTC (link)
I am afraid to admit it, but I feel that it was worth it. I will accept this.

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[info]coinmistress
2024-11-05 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, no.

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[info]runechild
2024-11-05 11:38 pm UTC (link)
The eyeroll I get from Velora is fantastic.

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[info]coinmistress
2024-11-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
Yes, the screech I heard was enough to want to silence you.

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[info]runechild
2024-11-06 01:38 am UTC (link)
Just wait until I break out whatever sigma is.

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[info]vax
2024-11-06 01:39 am UTC (link)
You are much cooler than me.

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[info]runechild
2024-11-06 01:42 am UTC (link)
Hardly, darling, you have so many aura points.

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[info]vax
2024-11-06 01:55 am UTC (link)
How many?

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[info]runechild
2024-11-06 02:20 am UTC (link)
A sheer bounty.

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[info]bendreality
2024-11-05 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Eh I can probably get you 2 out of 4 but no guesses as to which 2. Are you feeling lucky?

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 12:15 am UTC (link)
Let me cast a spell or two first, then we shall see how I feel about my luck. I have additional requests for you, though. Will that hamper how many I can get?

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[info]bendreality
2024-11-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
Nein, requests directly to me will be given as much as possible. What did you have in mind?

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[info]shadowhand
2024-11-06 01:36 am UTC (link)
You spoil me. I have a few requests, some of which are perhaps not fit for public consumption.

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