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Gideon Nav (sortadead) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-12-06 19:30:00

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This internet thing fuckin provides.

There's this Christmas video going around, like some kind of anniversary viral bit. It's got Catra and this kinda hot lobster(??) chick knocking over a huge lit up and decorated tree and causing all sorts of chaos. "Remember this???" it says, man I'd punch a nun to have the chance to see that shit live.

Think I've watched it like twenty damn times already and it just. gets. funnier.

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	hisses 2024-12-07 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, well. There are worse things to be known for. I guess I should be lucky this is my one (1) Vallo legacy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Only one? You need to get those numbers up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
	No no. I want to live a lazy life. I don't want to get arrested for destruction of public property again. I'd get lectured. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Please, I'm begging here, don't get boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Boring's not bad after a lifetime of shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 03:15 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to funnel the shit towards fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Hey. I have fun. My kid and I throw applesauce at each other a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
	All right, so food fights are cool, I won't shit on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 05:01 am UTC (link)
	The other chick in the video is Scorpioni, by the way. Her name's Scorpia. Long gone though - friend from home. The two of you would probably get along like a house on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 05:42 am UTC (link)
	People from your place have some pretty spot-on names, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 06:16 am UTC (link)
	We have someone named Netossa. She throws magical nets. So. Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hah that's fuckin wild. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	legendaryhero 2024-12-07 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, but in fairness, I was freaked out because you GOT ARRESTED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Your eyes sighed at me for DAYS after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendaryhero 2024-12-07 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	My eyes don't sigh, Catra. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-12-07 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	If we ever swap body again I'm showing you what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I take the nun part almost personally. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I'll tongue-punch you, but remember I had a vastly different experience with those bitches at Drearburh than you did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that is where and why the almost comes in. The internet also seems to have an odd fascination with cats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Do you want a cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 03:08 am UTC (link)
	They relieve their bowels in a box that you are supposed to keep indoors and then you are just expected to [...] clean after them, like some human slave. That is unappealing to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Like you wouldn't just having a fuckin skeleton do it or something, we know you aren't gonna shovel shit with your own hands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Do you want one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I dunno. Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 04:59 am UTC (link)
	'I dunno' and 'maybe' are lies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I might've already swung by the shelter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 06:14 am UTC (link)
	And what is so appealing about having a cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, maybe I like independent little ungrateful gremlins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	A very specific and pointed description. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	I've got a type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-07 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Do not compare me to a creature that also licks itself. Let me do research. It is a possibility I am open to, but with rules. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-07 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you do get licked. All right, do your thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-12-08 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Your skill to make an innuendo out of everything is remarkable, Griddle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-12-08 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm a woman of possibly two talents. (Reply to this) (Parent)