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Tweak says, "We're here for the Feldman Bar"

Gideon Nav (sortadead) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-11-23 20:44:00

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!: network post, critical role: vesper elaina de rolo, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, the locked tomb: gideon nav, the locked tomb: harrowhark nonagesimus

Not that I'm impatient or anything, but when do we get to eat the murder birds?

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	drearburh 2024-11-24 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Are you going to devour those murder birds on your sword plate? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	It's like you know me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Remarkably well, in fact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Not complaining, I hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Not a complaint, though I understand that you may murder birds and eat them on your own timeline if you wish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck my own timeline, I like this one a lot better. Besides it's not like going to murder birds, they're called murder birds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	You want to eat those winged and muscled devils I had to fight for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Best revenge is served on a sword plate, Harrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Rather dark. I've no interest in eating them; I'll find morbid amusement in watching you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	vesperolo 2024-11-24 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I have a few questions, all of them surrounding the term "murder birds". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Even I haven't been around long enough for all the violent bird events but there's been a lot around here. Ask Vax, I think he's been here forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hisses 2024-11-24 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Are you... talking about the whole Thanksgiving thing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, there's a name for it, I just couldn't remember. That must be it. Thanks for giving us murder birds to eat, Vallo! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-11-24 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	From what I know it's some holiday that came from Earth that's about... genocide? People get together and cook/share a big meal. Turkeys tend to be the main course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Hey I recently learned my old Earth was all about genocide so that fits. Also, turkey is a shit name. Murder Bird is way better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-11-25 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, can't fight against the label there. They're dicks. You can buy a whole ass dead turkey at the store but you're gonna have to thaw it out and basically fist out the innards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Hah, fist. I mean I guess that can be a good backup plan if I can't catch one. But yeah, look at me watching my language and being fu great around kids! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-11-25 01:06 am UTC (link)
	You've got the enthusiasm of a toddler so you'll probably be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 01:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm not even gonna take that as an insult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	legendaryhero 2024-11-25 12:16 am UTC (link)
	By the way, are we doing that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-11-25 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Your mom becomes a nostalgic sucker for those Earth traditions, babe. So yeah. Ignis from 84yearsago.gif taught me how to handle a frozen bird carcass pretty well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendaryhero 2024-11-25 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Okay, but I just want you to know that calling it a "carcass" makes it lose like 100% of the appeal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-11-25 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Hey. When I wrap it up in bacon and shove it all in the oven, you'll forget about my wording. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)