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Tweak says, "MOOSGRON"

Gideon Nav (sortadead) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-11-13 12:42:00

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	drearburh 2024-11-13 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Is this what they call a 'meme'? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-13 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck if I know, I saw it and it made me laugh. And then I went to look up what the Tower of Babel was, which made this like 200 times funnier. I did homework for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-13 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes, your rare personal pursuit of knowledge does get me hot and bothered, Griddle. I will admit I let out a very short chuckle at your picture now that I have the full context. Very short. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-14 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Fuckin knew it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-14 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Which part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-14 02:37 am UTC (link)
	All your parts. Or wait, both of what you said, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-14 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You are a very simple creature. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-14 03:30 am UTC (link)
	You have enough complicated shit in your life, so you're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-14 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well. They are less complicated here overall, but the sentiment is appreciated. The calm almost feels like a trap we should not get too comfortable in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-14 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, I like getting comfortable for traps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-14 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, would you like a juicebox to enhance this comfort of yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-14 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Make fun all you want, but it's a drink I can fucking stab and that's the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-14 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	You are the tallest toddler I know in this world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-14 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	And the sexiest- Okay maybe not the biggest challenge to overcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 12:09 am UTC (link)
	My beloved moron, must you make it fucking weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Not particularly. That'd require thinking before I respond. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
	How about we focus on the demands on your stomach? Neither of us are particularly skilled in the kitchen and rely on the marvel that is takeout most days. I’ll pick it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 12:19 am UTC (link)
	You'll not hear me argue about food. Well, unless I'm arguing FOR it and you're being a shit about eating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Hurry up and decide what will make your stomach not make those beastly sounds it is capable of making. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
	As long as I don't eat everything in sight, it should be fine. How about pasta? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 01:42 am UTC (link)
	That will work well with me; I can order myself a plain side of it. Do you want pasta with the [...] balls of meat (do not make the joke Griddle), or something else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 01:53 am UTC (link)
	They're called meatballs, genius. But yeah, that's fine, I'm not the complicated one here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me put laxatives in your dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 01:59 am UTC (link)
	You share a bed with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 02:19 am UTC (link)
	The couch exists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Why would you do that to yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Less chance of you rolling on top of me and suffocating me in your sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'd never, but you know it'd be a great way to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Not the way I'd prefer you to suffocate me, Griddle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	oh DAMN, best possible answer. Command me, oh dark one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Is that not how this arrangement works? I tell you what to do, and you become a good girl for me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	As long as there's plenty of room to stretch out what good means, fuck yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-16 12:27 am UTC (link)
	[...] I know I've been in your presence too long when I can easily come up with another filthy remark. You are distracting. I need to order your dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-16 02:03 am UTC (link)
	No such thing as too long, but I can be distracting later. (Reply to this) (Parent)