Hey all you hip cats! I just
have to tell you what I've been up to lately. First of all, isn't it amazing that I now posses a device, in the handy-dandy pocket of my dress, that is capable of accessing the
entirety of information? It's true! I can even use it to look at photos of cats and get into arguments with strangers!
Thanks in part to that information at my fingertips, I've been able to learn
so much about many of you. So much info, so much
concern - are some of you okay? I understand that
matters of the heart can be really hard
unlike Ralph's flaccid d-- and also when you give sword lessons it's really easy to confuse the two types of swords so you just keep gallivanting around and putting the wrong one into anything that has a vague pulse to hide your own insecurities and doubts and true feelings, but! You can
work it out. I promise!
So consider that, and consider this pick-me-up called a Dark and Horny:
2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz lemon syrup
Ginger beer
2 slices of lemon - for garnish
Mix, enjoy, and get yourself tested for
sexually transmitted diseases. These days, they're just abbreviated to STDs! Testing is free at the clinic! These 'STDs' are as old as the gods, it's
completely normal to have one after so much sharing and caring.
You all have a
fantastic day - and see you later, alligators!