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I don't know what to say other than life's been pretty great, lately. (Though I think I may have broke Chidi's brain a little when I took him to Death Club and not just when he had to choose which donut he wanted.)

But Bad Janet, I'm going to need you to fix the froyo because those flavors are TERRIBLE and the music is worse. And also move out because I didn't give you permission to move in to start with. Is there like an Outlander dispute court to settle this like those really awful judge shows my mom used to make me watch?

This afternoon

Sabrina & Ambrose
"Don’t look into it if you go home."

Morningside apartments | References to death, loss and suicide

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(( Backdated to Monday morning ))

[ FILTERED TO ROZ ]

I heard that you've also joined the rather unpleasant club of receiving updated memories from home.

I just wanted to check in and let you know that I'm here if you need anything at all.

MORTUARY RESIDENTS SANS SABRINA.
Hey everyone. Sabrina and I are going to be staying in an apartment for a while. Don't really want to get into it right now, but come to me with any questions, not her. Thanks.

AMBROSE.
She knows. Got those memories overnight.

Right. Well. This is different. Not what I was expecting, I have got to say.

When does the torture start? Because honestly, if you think me being here on my own, without the others, is torture, you are sadly mistaken. I have been alone for most of my life and I’m used to it, so you’re going to have to try a bit harder than this new fake neighbourhood if you want to torture me.

I would like to know what happened to Eleanor, Jason and Tehani though, if anyone is able to tell me. Where did the judge send them?

Alright, you fat dinks. Who screwed up this time?

Thanks to everyone who helped with the harpies and demons while Sabrina was stuck in the past. When I open up Dorian's I'll find a way to show my appreciation later on.

[Roz]
Sorry I was weird during that time. There was... a lot going on.

[Regina]
Hey, thanks for looking out for Sabrina. I know that was an odd request that I can't really explain.

[Ambrose]
Dorian's tomorrow night?

Monday Evening

Ambrose & Nick
"I’m here, and Zelda too. You don’t have to deal with this alone."

Spellman Mortuary | WARNING: references to suicide, death. CAOS spoilers.

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Attention everyone.

If you haven't located it yet, please look around for a journal that may have mysteriously appeared near you overnight. I've tested it, and it has been enchanted to allow those of us here to still communicate with those who have been temporarily displaced. You should be able to utilize it to check in with anyone who is missing.

I'm still working to gain more details about where they are and if everyone is safe.

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FILTERED TO NICHOLAS

We've got a bit of a situation happening this morning. Sabrina and the others are safe, but appear to have been displaced to the past. Let me know when you see this so we can make sure you're here and not stuck in some ancient crumbling city.

UH WTF, is everyone missing or just me?

EDITED LATER: Did you end up with a weird journal next to you? Trying to get a headcount I should NOT be in charge of this

[ written into her journal about an hour after arrival ]

Hello?

Is anyone seeing this?

Hey if you are, who all woke up somewhere entirely else today? Can we get a bit of a role call or something going? I'm here with Baz, Genya, and Alex.


private to josie and lizzie:
Check in please? You both okay?

WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON

SABRINA & AMBROSE
"This is at least better than spam."

CERBERUS BOOKS | SNACKS AND COUSIN TIME.

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[Family Filter]

It worked!!!!!! Two souls released from Hell. I mean there's like 2 billion more to go through but its a start!

[Lucifer]

You might want to check on Maze. She got...weird after I released the first soul. I think somethings wrong.

[Dr. Strange, Bonnie, Regina, Atreus]

Hey. Can you guys lmk if you sense anything off or, Bonnie, if the covens tell you anything is off? I released two souls and want to make sure it isn't screwing with all of Vallo. Dan was able to release his ghosts without issue so I think I'm good but you know, head's up!

And if the animals sense anything off too, Atreus! LMK. Thanks!

Okay, so not like massively weird and the rest of my magic is working fine, but I can't spin around and change my outfit.

I am stuck in the same thing.

Which I also didn't put on but woke up wearing????

Is anyone else experiencing weirdness?

Not sure what to do with the entire castle that showed up in the forest - but it was once my father's castle in (conveniently) the Enchanted Forest so I guess it must feel right at home. It has a bunch of magically-inclined fairytale stuff in it and I'd be here forever listing everything if I tried, but just to provide a snippet (of what I happen to remember):

• A spinning wheel
• True Love potion
• Fairy Godmother's wand
• Sorcerer's hat
• Talking candelabra
• Enchanted bow
• Golden chalice
• One crystal ball and a bunch of other potions
• Severed hand on a pedestal

So, right. Doing inventory is going to be super. If anyone wants to come help, I can bring plenty of pizza and beer. And I'm willing to let you take a thing from the hoard if you want.

I guess spending my birthday here isn't so bad.

[Mortuary]

I triple checked and there shouldn't be any more demons trapped in anything in the house. I'm still not sure how she got out in the first place though.

We might want to get the shoes out of it completely though. Idk if this place can make curses backfire or not.

Are we just ignoring our dreams aga

I'll be at Pandemonium if anyone needs me.

What in the name of the Three-In-One

This place is certainly something else, isn't it? It was suggested I introduce myself, that there would be familiar faces.

The video introduction was...illuminating. Sabrina? Are you really here?

SPELLMAN MORTUARY.

I'm sorry to all the cats that currently live here.

But, please welcome Phoebe.

Attention Vallo!

It has come to my attention that if I want to continue my luxurious lifestyle of coffee at the Friendly Pixie every morning and occasionally frequenting bars and restaurants with shrimp, I'm going to need a job.

I have a degree in why-did-I-feel-the-need-to-go-to-college-in-the-first-place and have previously worked in one of those overly friendly offices where everyone's in everyone else's business that I'm looking to avoid and then I was a scammer, which I'd also like to avoid.

Any suggestions?


( Marina )