vallo

My sense of direction has been questionable at times, but I didn't think it was possible to have landed so far off from my intended destination. Fortunately, I did not have to wander too long before I was greeted by a delightful young man who informed me of the situation I find myself in and even helped me find lodgings for the foreseeable future.

This place seems as good as any for a fresh start.

Well then.

Some of you types more sensitive to the coming and goings of the world may have felt something a bit off this morning when you rose. Moreso than usual I would suppose. It would seem Vallo has expanded its collection of Hells to include my domain.

And before you ask, no I did not ask for or summon it here. I'm sure some of you nerds enjoy bringing your work home with you but have you seen that throne? I'm lucky not to have a flat arse after all these centuries.

Right. I would advise any of you feeling guilt over that muffin you cheated with this morning to stuff it in the bag with the discarded wrappings and dispose of the lot. Also keep an eye on dead bodies...except vampires and zombies. I think. I suppose they are fairly similar concepts to demons possessing the dead...

In other words, please do not poke the Hell if you can help it and should you need any assistance with its presence causing issue, myself or Rory would be best to ask.

[RORY]

Perhaps I should have asked before volunteering but knowing this lot and their penchant for wining, dining, and trying to mount trouble, I will need all the help I can get with someone familiar with the place.

[ TEXTS TO PRUE ]

» Whatcha doing?

[ PRIORITY TEXTS: TONY / PEPPER ]

» We have a problem.
» Lucifer's hell is here.

[ TBD TEXTS TO CAROL ]

»

[Filtered Away From Quentin Coldwater]

I'm seeking a professional artist who does portraits. Are there any around? Or can someone recommend one or point to one? Thank you.

[ PARENTS + JAMES ]

So, how's everybody feeling?

I swear to god, I only just get out of the hospital only to find out Vallo is throwing out something else entirely.

Everyone who took care of the house and Lola for me, I appreciate it. I'm pretty sure she barely noticed I was out this entire time.

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[TEXTS SENT TO NANDOR RIGHT AT SUNRISE]

» Hey. Hi. Um Hey
» Are you asleep yet?
» I wanted to talk about something and I couldn't risk being rejected to my fac.