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BEST!!! BIRTHDAY!!! EVER!!!

Pies all were so good! I was sad to vote only for one pie every time, because all pies so delicious. I want to vote for every pie! Here, I could not vote for every pie, but I tell you why I love your pie:

Ignis, Gingersnap Crumble Pie: THE TOPPING! Yes, crust is good, filling is good, but TOPPING IS AMAZING. I would eat topping without rest of pie. Straight into face all crunchy, sounds good, yes please. You are so good baker, good job.

Persephone, Apple Pie: Is this pie magic? It makes me feel like my Babka is sitting beside me to eat. This pie was delicious, but better than delicious, it feel good. You are amazing, pie is amazing, now I miss family.

Sophie, Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pie: This pie was so much, I wanted glass of milk to go with, but also would be good with nice glass of bourbon, too! Pie is INTENSE and GOOD, like third overtime shift go into VICTORY. And so much different feeling in mouth! Great pie, you are great.

Wanda, Raspberry Meringue Pie: This is like opposite of Sophie pie, but in best way! Sophie pie is midnight in autumn, rich and sexy. This pie is beach in summer, bright and cute! It feels like cool water on hot day! So fresh and light, I love! Pie is swawesome, so are you.

Cullen, Dariolles: I did not expect liking this pie, and thought maybe you enter for joke, but surprise, is good! Nice custard, nice break from very sweet stuff! Crust was best part, like you use best butter. You and pie excel.

Morgan, Xian Bing: These pies did not belong in this contest, but I ate six. CRISPY AND DELICIOUS! I would eat more of little Chinese fry pie. Not dessert, not even baking, but SO TASTY, make more! You and pie are unexpected good.

Vex, Wild Blackberry Pie: This pie was SO PRETTY! Was taste good, yes, but also was art. You and pie are beautiful.

Dex, Wild Blueberry Pie: Vex and Dex, you rhyme! And you both have wild pies! Dex, you are holding out on Haus, your blueberry pie is very pretty and very good, and I do not just say that because you and blueberry are both good friend to me! Pie had personality, and blueberry is best fruit, you should make lots more.

Loki, Totally Normal Pie: This pie was BEST JOKE! I laugh very much, because I try pie, think I get apple, instead taste garlic shrimp pasta from yesterday! You make good joke pie with magic, I like. You and pie are funny, good job!

Cassandra, Strawberry Rhubarb Pie: Your pie is BIG and FRUIT! I like both, and sugar on crust was nice, I like crispy bits. And I am not knowing what rhubarb is until I look up, who knew that would be in pie? Surprise! You and pie are winners for good reason!

Dan, Carrot Pie: I am hearing of carrot cake, but never carrot pie! But if sweet potato pie and pumpkin pies, why not carrot? I am never thinking of carrots like sweet thing, but they are! And since is carrots, is healthy pie! Pretty sure I could be sneaking this pie past team nutritionist, so you and pie are super smart.

Tina, Coconut Cream Pie: This is so good summer pie! I want to eat it by pool with drink having umbrella. I like crispy coconut bits lots, they go nice with creamy coconut bits, and crust is nice balance! Pie is fantastic, you also fantastic.

And best of all, blueberry pie Jack is bringing me, because IS ALL FOR ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TATER! ))))))))))

I know they said this wasn't possible, but I'll ask it again anyway: is there a witch here who can send me home? It's important. I need to GO HOME; my family's BEING ATTACKED by--- something and I can't just STAY here. It smells weird here and we had a PLAN and I was a part of it, so if I'm not there, things could go really BAD. Please, I already lost my uncle three days ago, she-- DID SOMETHING to him and now he's gone. Breathing but gone?? I NEED TO GO HOME.