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XHORHAUS, MINUS CALEB

I am thinking of utilizing mine and Caleb's time off from the school for the summer in actually taking time off. So much has happened the last handful of weeks and I think he needs I haven't yet talked to him and confirmed details yet, but I wanted to make sure that the two of us being away for a few days, during the week so as to not impede anything with the camp on Sundays, wouldn't cause any true disruption at the house, like with Kiri and such. I think that this would be a good idea for Caleb, but I also don't want to cause any major issues, either.

CALEB

I have a proposal for you.

As always, there's a lot going on (and some headaches) but FYI: After months and months, I finally got everything together for a literal, actual, functional bed and breakfast - instead of a dark and dreary enchanted hoarder castle in the forest, my father's former place is now The Princess & The Pea and will be officially open for business on Monday. A lot of it is warded off but there are still places to look around (if you're into fairytale stuff), a rose garden, and six rooms available for the b&b experience; all those rooms have been redone. We also got bathrooms hooked up for each so no chamber pots, don't worry. Regina makes the food and it's fantastic. I hired some locals but if anyone else is looking to work in hospitality, let me know.

Thanks to Kady and Jake for helping set the place up, helping to fix any snafus, and also helping to taste test all the food. And thanks to my kid for giving me an answer when I asked 'so what would you name a b&b if you could pick anything?'

Ok, what the fuck. Something's spooking my animals. I've walked this farm 20 fucking times and I don't SEE anything but there's something here, goddamn it. Are we sure the gremlins are done and they didn't just turn invisible?

I was gonna demand somebody let me tattoo them today and instead I'm carrying nervous goats around.

[DARCY LEWIS]

I know you are quite a busy woman these days, but would you be so kind as to make a bit of time for me? I am in need of your company.

Hey dude. Sooooo awkward--

How's the Chinese food adventure going? You find any other good places to get those eggrolls? How to tell someone you had a vision about them 101--

Sup, I'm Faith.

I've been here a few days, just feeling the place out and this network. I've never been one to chat like this, but eh, new place, new times! It seems like I missed the gremlins? The scaly creature? I've dealt with worse. Sounds like I didn't miss any fun.

So what's up?