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Tweak says, "Bake 'im away, toys!"

Lila Pitts (hardcopy) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-06-26 19:09:00

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!: text message, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts

[TEXT MESSAGE TO DIEGO HARGREEVES]

» Hello lover.
» You left a dumbbell on the floor and I nearly broke my ankle on the way to the loo just now.
» Remind me to make you massage it later.

» Should we get married?

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	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 12:29 am UTC (link)
	--Oh, shit, that's where I left it --My bad --wait shit --what? --THAT'S NOT A BAD WHAT --that's a neutral what (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-06-27 12:44 am UTC (link)
	» A neutral what. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 01:14 am UTC (link)
	--A NEUTRAL WHAT --Not a good what or a bad what --it's a what --like what did you say --no emotion to it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-06-27 01:24 am UTC (link)
	» NO emotion to it! Not even a twitch? » I suppose that answers my question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 01:27 am UTC (link)
	--I'm trying not to influence you! --Or have you change your mind (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-06-27 01:34 am UTC (link)
	» You have to have an opinion, you knob. » I'm not knocking you out and dragging you to a justice of the peace. » I'm asking if that's something you WANT. Eventually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

secondumbrella
2024-06-27 01:47 am UTC (link)

--Wow, a man only gets one kidnapping in his life, huh?
--Fucking rude.

--Listen, it's not a deal breaker okay?
--I know there are people who are miserable married and there are people who are super happy and have no intention of getting married.
--It doesn't DEFINE us as a family or whatever that one book I read said

--But yeah, like.
--Yeah.
--Force our friends to buy presents for us.
--I'd like us all to have the same last name.
--I'd like an excuse to tell you this is for life.
--aw hell I guess using my last name is bullshit isn't it, fuckballs.

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hardcopy
2024-06-27 02:16 am UTC (link)

» It's not a deal breaker no.
» It's not even something I ever thought I'd want at all.
» But it might be nice to make some promises to you, in front of people that'll make sure I live up to them.
» Put Gracie in a poofy dress. Watch your idiot boys fight over best man.
» I liked dancing with you at your brother's wedding.

» And I don't mind your name nearly as much as you do for the record.
» Anyway I promise none of this is some demand that we get hitched this weekend or anything. I just thought we should at least talk about it.
» Like bloody adults or whatever.

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	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 02:26 am UTC (link)
	--I'd like it better on you, how about that? --We kind of did this whole thing backwards --Might as well get married last, right? --That's not a fucking proposal, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-06-27 02:36 am UTC (link)
	» It better not be. I'm going to ask YOU when it comes to that. » Probably while you're naked and defenseless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 02:45 am UTC (link)
	--The hell you are! I'm so going to fucking ask you first. --Also say the word I can be naked and defenseless at any given moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-06-27 03:01 am UTC (link)
	» I called dibs, lover. Deal with it. » Oh but I do like that idea. » You'll have to come to me. I'm INJURED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 03:14 am UTC (link)
	--No fucking way, I'm asking --And you won't know when --And you want know how --But I'm totally going to --When you least expect it. --On my way. --Hey, love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-06-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
	» You're ridiculous. » I love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-06-27 11:01 am UTC (link)
	--Yeah, and you want to marry me so --Going to be fucking smug about that for YEARS (Reply to this) (Parent)