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Announcement:

Morgan has regressed into his youth as a mimic. For those of you who missed Dorsey’s second cannibalism party, a mimic is a gnarly little shit that can turn into different inanimate objects - hence the name - and is dangerous, cunning, and vicious.

I currently have him trapped in the bathroom but what I need is a small container. Like a mason jar, but badass.

Do NOT hurt him. He’s just like one of your brats. He doesn’t know any better.

Also don’t let him reproduce in your face. My emotional needs are met by one Morgan.

Let it be known that no matter how many times you say I'm not hallucinating from the lack of sleep and potential PTSD from a full night of running from monsters in the woods... it's not at all convincing and my brain says it's still a potential.

Regardless, on the chance that, you know, this isn't? I could really use a shower and new clothes. Please direct me to the nearest department store. Or charity shop, I'm honestly not picky right now.

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