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murderbot ([info]secunit) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-05-13 07:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: fresh cut grass, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: murderbot, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

Announcement:

Morgan has regressed into his youth as a mimic. For those of you who missed Dorsey’s second cannibalism party, a mimic is a gnarly little shit that can turn into different inanimate objects - hence the name - and is dangerous, cunning, and vicious.

I currently have him trapped in the bathroom but what I need is a small container. Like a mason jar, but badass.

Do NOT hurt him. He’s just like one of your brats. He doesn’t know any better.

Also don’t let him reproduce in your face. My emotional needs are met by one Morgan.


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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 12:35 pm UTC (link)

this world will be devoured

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:42 pm UTC (link)
Stop it. No one likes to hear that. It’s rude.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 12:43 pm UTC (link)
bᵣᵤₛₕ yₒᵤᵣ ₜₑₑₜₕ

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Morgan, I’ll put you in time out. Don’t make me do it.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 12:46 pm UTC (link)
ẏ̶͈̪̗̳̰͆̍͌́͝͝ͅò̷͕̪̩̩͎̝̃̑̓̾̌̽̆͜͠u̴̩͎͕͚̞̬̍͆͛̿͒̅͋͠ ̴͍͋̊̾̅͠ẁ̴̝̰͊̔͒̒̚͝a̸̰̜͖̣͓͒͜͝ǹ̷̢̪̩͈͖̃̆͐͠͠t̵͖͚̤̺̚͝ ̷͕͍̄̂̿̀̐̽̚ţ̸̨͓̟̻͎̙̩͉͍͑̂͗̿̈̈́̈́͊̚o̷̞͂̇̎͗̈́̚͝͠ ̵͉̤̖͗̃̔̈́͆̕ḇ̶͚͍̇̊ȑ̷̢̧͉͖͙̹͎̟͚̖̓́̓̍̎u̶̡͇̭͉͔͕̒͌̍͒̅̄̑̇̇̾s̸̳̪̻̯̪̃̑̾͛́̚͝͝h̸̪͌̑̒̈́̉͗̀̃̍͝ ̵̺͎̤̰̈̓̕ẏ̶̡̨̰̫̈́̅͗͑̑̓̽̋͌o̵̤͓̤̽͆̾̆̏͋̒̚ͅu̶̧̼͖̲̜͗̒̊̽̏̓͆͋̚r̷̻͙̲̙̩͓̃͆͑̈́̃͆͛͠ ̸̣̌͌͊̈́́t̸͈͓̿̏̈́̀̆͒̅̈͠e̵̡͆̆̉͐e̸̡̹̞͇̥̲̺̐̈́͛ẗ̷̢̠̅̅h̶͚͎̉̀͂͛̀̉̂͑́͝

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Mimics are better seen and not heard.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 12:57 pm UTC (link)
YOᑌᖇ ᑕOᑎᔕᑕIOᑌᔕᑎEᔕᔕ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᖴEEᗪ ᑌᔕ

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:59 pm UTC (link)
…I’m putting on K-pop.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:00 pm UTC (link)
w҉e҉ ҉w҉i҉l҉l҉ ҉e҉a҉t҉ ҉i҉t҉

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 01:01 pm UTC (link)
Also I don’t even have a consciousness. Just an OS.

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-13 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Holy hell.

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:45 pm UTC (link)
It’s a lot for a Saturday morning.

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-13 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Somehow I didn't imagine a Vallo aging event would hit someone who could be a mimic and want to devour the world. I don't know why.

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Look, empathy is something that takes a while to learn.

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-13 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Fair. Does the container have to be structurally indestructible or magicked that way?

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 12:54 pm UTC (link)
I ΛM ӨЯDIПΛЯY

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-13 01:09 pm UTC (link)
Ordinary?

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:10 pm UTC (link)
ｖｅｒｙ ｓａｆｅ

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-13 01:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh, of course.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:15 pm UTC (link)
ƈσɱҽ ҽαƚ α ƈσϝϝҽҽ

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Nah, it just needs to be pretty strong. Just stuff the little shit in there so he can’t turn into anything else.

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-13 01:08 pm UTC (link)
I’ll see what I can find.

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:02 pm UTC (link)
I'll bring something durable! You just hang on, Murderbot, this can all be a frustrating and stressful situation but you aren't alone!

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Um.



I can’t find him, FCG.

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:08 pm UTC (link)





That may be a problem.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:09 pm UTC (link)
cₒₘₑ ₑₐₜ ₐ cₒffₑₑ

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Smiley day, Morgan! That may be a problem as I have no need to metabolize food or drink! Are you, uh, mug shaped now?

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:15 pm UTC (link)
🅽🅾

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:18 pm UTC (link)
Now, Morgan, you can lie down, but you can't lie to me.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:21 pm UTC (link)
dₒ yₒᵤ ₗᵢₖₑ cₕₐᵢᵣₛ???

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:27 pm UTC (link)
I'd love to try to sit! Seems like a real nice idea! I'd need a chair though, hmmmmmmm. If only there was a chair nearby!

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:29 pm UTC (link)
ţⓗ乇 𝐜ⓞ𝐋𝐃 ŕØⓞϻ ⓗᵃ𝔰 cħⒶᎥ𝐫

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:31 pm UTC (link)
In a cold room too! Sounds real pleasant! I could just be sitting and chilling. There's something mighty appealing about that prospect, Morgan, thank you kindly for the idea! Where's a cold room, exactly, so I can do my sitting?

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:33 pm UTC (link)
ₘₐₙy ₜᵢₗₑₛ
ₜₐbₗₑ
wᵢₙdₒwₛ
gᵣₑₐₜ cₕₐᵢᵣₛ

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Nothing can change your point of view like a good window! What's the best chair to sit in?

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[info]secunit
2023-05-13 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god.

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:45 pm UTC (link)
I got some sitting to do, Murderbot!

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:37 pm UTC (link)
ꜱɪᴅᴇᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-13 01:45 pm UTC (link)
Just going to sit in the sideways chair, prop my wheel up, and turn off my processors. That is one good idea! Thank you. Morgan!

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-13 01:47 pm UTC (link)
🆈🅴🆂 🅶🅾🅾🅳

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-13 05:40 pm UTC (link)
That's a pretty useful ability.

What's this about reproducing in faces?

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