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[GROUP TEXT TO NATASHA ROMANOFF & YELENA BELOVA]

» Apparently, today's daily holiday is Brothers and Sisters Day, which means you're both legally obligated to spend the day with me as of now. 🥰
» Patio furniture shopping and lunch? Maybe a movie later?
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( Got some more satisfying content for my tick tock. )


I gotta give some shouts out to my number sign wolfpack followers who have things like the number sign short king challenge. Getting real hard to walk into a pub with some anonymity, but every once in awhile someone shows me something they've been crafting with their own two hands and I gotta tell you, it brings a tear to this strangely ripped old man's eye.

An old man who can still kick your asses, don't you forget it.

Also, someone explain to me this online dating application thing namely how do I let the ladies (but love is love don't let anyone tell you otherwise and if they do, you tell me and I'll take 'em out at the knees with a chisel) know that the Chetney Company Inc. is open for business? That this game is ready to play? That werewolves are good all night long?

What's a thirst trap and how do I make one?

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Which is the best place to go smash things?

Because fuck you, Vallo.

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