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What's everyone doing on Sunday? The only right answer is coming to the hockey game.

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It's Wednesday. Wednesday is usually Charlie kicks everyone butt at board games night and I don't see why I can't continue to do that here. 7pm in the living room, if you dare.

WHO: Lucifer Morningstar and Sabrina Spellman
WHAT: Sabrina stops in to check on Lucifer's hellpuppy, Luci Jr. Thank you Maze for the name.
WHERE: Lucifer's penthouse
WHEN: A few weeks ago (K fails at timeliness)
WARNINGS: Hellpuppy cuteness
STATUS: Complete!

( I assume you’ve come to see if Luci Jr is still alive? )

Hello, yes, I'm looking for this beautiful lady so I can slowmo run into her arms and she can tell me how pretty I am. Will also accept any uncles (chaotic, serious, angry eyebrows, ginger) and cousins that might be around.

Thank you for your help!

We definitely need a big family dinner while all the kids are around, older and younger! Here at the Homestead where we've got the most space, probably? We can drag some tables outside and have like a ~fall theme~ or something? I just want to make sure we don't let this opportunity pass!

Let me know when's best for everyone and we'll make it happen! Gracie, wanna help me bake??

Good morning Vallo!

The skies are gong to be clear tonight and the moon will be full. Who's coming night surfing with me?

This town is worthless without Syria Sweets. I can't believe that hasn't gotten here yet, one of you Providence-Earth people get on with wishing harder or something. How am I supposed to live in Vallo without chocolate baklava?

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All right, I've managed to get a few names out of her through casual conversation. Here's what I have so far:

• Jake Pentecost: The timing is right, but it seems unlikely that with all those dominant genes, I got virtually none of them. Magic being what it is, though, maybe I should still investigate more deeply?
  
• Atreus GodOfStuff: Physical genetics-wise, possible. Magical genetics, though...I'm pretty sure I'd have noticed if I was 1/4 god. I'm good, but I'm not that good. On the other hand, gods are well-known for abandoning their children, so that's a point in the "maybe" column.
  
• Lena Luthor: Apparently during the period in which my mother was a man, Lena was among her conquests. I hadn't even considered that my mom might not have actually carried me until she mentioned THAT, so I guess the net just got a hell of a lot wider. And of course there's also other kinds of magic, we all know Finn. And let's be real, no one would be surprised if I had villain genes.
  
• Ostyia Rabalska: I sure hope not, because it would be gross to think my other mom is as hot as I think she is. But I better check anyway.
  
• Arthur Curry/Fucking Aquaman: Is the ability to talk to fish a recessive or dominant trait? Maybe if I find out I'll know whether I can cross him off the list or not.
  
• Brigitte Lindholm: She's an engineer, so we do at least share a head for math. Beyond that, I don't know much except that she's a cute redhead.

So, time to do some interviews. Does anybody know any of these people well enough to ask questions? Or barring that, ideas for an approach to any of these people?
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I'm not sure how long this is going to last, so what are the chances of getting all of us together? For dinner or brunch or something?

Because according to Ripley we do family meals every so often together and she wants to know when our next one is. And just like with the hellpups I am finding it really hard to say no to my five year old.

So can we do this?

You should know before I say this that I really don't use the word "weird" lightly. I have experienced some so-called weird things -- depends on your perspective, which is frankly all too narrow for most -- and am under the impression that won't be stopping anytime soon, so long as I keep on keeping on this mortal coil and all that. I have been called weird enough times that I'm sort of numb to it. My tolerance for weird is what we could call very high. So, that disclaimer aside:

This is all pretty weird.

( DELIVERY BY COURIER FOR VAX'ILDAN )

Day Six.

Wilson Family House still remains with one resident only. No signs of future children yet. Unclear whether I'm starting to feel FOMO or not, but still content with just being the cool uncle again.