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[Kylo Ren]

I know you're here. There's no sense hiding it.

So I think we should live together and here's why (shut up lists are useful, assholes):

1. There's safety in numbers.
2. You guys eat like possums and I'm the only one who actually cooks.
3. I'll keep the place clean so you won't have to do anything.
4. If anyone has a nightmare, we can keep each other company.
5. Did I mention SAFETY because I have a bat and a knife.

The only problem is when the rest of the Losers show up and there's not enough room, or if you want your own places, which is fine. I don't wanna like, force anyone or anything, but I do think we need a buddy system and check-ins. I'm not fucking around here.

Uncommon Goods is opening on January 2nd for all of your magic or new age needs. I'm told it also has quite the selection for those who are culinarily inclined or looking for a little extra to their self-care routine.

Please don't come in asking me about summoning demons or love spells.