vallo

[there's an audio of HISSING]

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[then a bunch of selfies posted like this meme]

VOICE TO TEXT

oh this is DUMB

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Caleb, I need to trade phones with you.

They said I should introduce myself on here and that people might know me?

I'm Dustin.

What are the chances of getting another one of these devices if I take this one apart to look at how it works?

Are the doorways really going to teleport me to other places on the island and not somewhere awful?

Are we 100% sure this isn't an illusion but instead some weird spider and the fly shit and my brains are actually being eaten by murderous bats?

Is there anyone who is not yet participating in the Outlanders and Animals calendar who would be willing to fill in on short notice? Margo Hanson was to pose with the simurgh pups this week, and Xu Shang-Chi was to model with the hedgehogs. No nudity is required. The "vibe" is "saucy, not scandalous" and in some cases simply adorable. Please reach out directly to me if you're potentially available.

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This makes me sad. Would you be so kind as to get another one of Elsa's popsicles for me?

If anybody needs me, don't. It's entirely too hot and I feel like I'm going to die if I so much as move.

you can't be hungover if you keep drinkihng

Prue and I recently graduated from cooking class - or we made it through without setting anything on fire, and actually managed to make some things that were pretty tasty? Anyway, we're putting our skills to use and making Buddha bowls tonight (one of our assignments), so if you're willing to be fed, we've got you.

I mean, between Jello attacks. This also makes me really not want to eat Jello again, as if the adventure in the dollhouse with the puzzles and the gelatinous cubes wasn't enough deterrent. Is everyone okay?

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Dearest Vallo,

Please get rid of this, I’m tired of sensing when y’all need to take a piss or a dump. It was helpful when I was at home with Lola, not in public.

I'm pleased to say that this latest bout of madness has bypassed me entirely, and I'm happy to take the splitting headache I woke up to this morning, thanks, I think, to the nearly two years of memories I've suddenly acquired, if it means bypassing some of the less pleasant effects of ... whatever all of this is.

Advil truly is one of the more useful inventions of the last two centuries. Today, I think, it supersedes 'hot showers' as the one thing that I would bring back home if I could.

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[after this]


You know what? I'm completely done.










Rosalind, we can still have lunch tomorrow though. I'm just going to order something chocolate to dip fries into so I can eat my feelings.

Good morning ☀️ hunnies!! 🤗🥰😘 Remember me? 👋👋

It was a little over a year 📅 ago that (❗️❗️ THIS IS HUGE ❗️❗️) my interest in gardening 🌱💮 was sparked 💥 thanks to some sudden 👸💆‍♀️💅 memories from home 🧝🔮. It was a bit later on in the season, so while some plants 🌿🌴 were still able to thrive (❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️), many of those more suited for spring 🍃 had to be skipped. This year 📅, however, is a different story 🎉🥳🙌 and it has been quite nice to leave the house 🏡 in the morning 🌄☕ to see so many blooms 🌼🌻🌹, those practical for components ✨ and simply for aesthetics 🧐 alike.

UMMM! 😱😱😱 Not that I can claim all credit for them, of course. 😇🤫 I think it is fair to say that Yasha 🌩️🌷 is far more gifted 🎁 in that area than I am.

So any boss babes 🤸💁💅 wanna join my amazing team ✌️ and change the world?? 🌍👯‍🤗

[...] This is what I get for hoping 🤞🤞🤞 whatever has been happening on here was over. 🤣💀 How ridiculous. 🤪

CALEB

Hey hottie~ 🔥💖💋 random question for you! 💓🔎📝

😊😊😊 Your birthday 🎂🎈 is in a few weeks 📅❗️❗️ and I thought that rather than plan an event 🥳 for you without asking permission again 🙊🤷🙃, I would see if you wanted to do 😏 anything in particular. I thought asking might also prevent any of our friends 🍭💥🌊⚡ from making potentially unwanted 🙅⛔ plans, as well. 😅

[...] I am so sorry. 🙇‍♂️🤦

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This new shitshow hit Emme. I knew she wasn't herself and when I called her on it, she flipped and attacked me. Cosmic energy fucked her up and she vomited up some sort of black sludge that's seriously concerning, then split. Might be possessed or something - I have no clue. But I don't break easily and she got through skin which isn't healing.

Keep an eye out. She's dangerous and I wouldn't be surprised if she hurt someone else. We need to keep her contained until this gets fixed.

If you find her, let me know immediately.

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[FILTERED TO MOBIUS]

Hi. I know the last time we saw each other, it didn't go well. Which was my fault, I know. I'm sorry, really. I know you were just trying to look out for me, and I lost my temper when you didn't deserve it. You were right. Everything you said was right.

Lena and I talked, and I've stopped drinking again. I haven't gone back to AA yet, but I will. I'm planning on going tonight.

Anyway, this isn't about me. I saw that Loki got brought into whatever time loop nonsense is going on, and I just wanted to see if you were okay.

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE]

Hey, Stephen. I've been going through your blood test results, and I might have some answers for you. I can give you an overview in messages and email you the test result docs if you can't make it in today.