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Did anyone else make it through? Is anyone else in the middle of the forest? There's a group of us here, but we're still trying to figure out where exactly we are.

[Posted earlier this morning]

To whoever woke up with the ability to sprout extra appendages, please be aware that you would do best to stay away from water, especially sea water. It will drain you all of your energy.

Otherwise, enjoy!

Filtered to Zoro and Sanji
I would like to go swimming today!

Alright so, I've been thinking with these alternate worlds and portals and shit. There seems to just be an infinite number of possibilities, but I guess that was always fucking obvious given how we're all from our own weirdo worlds and some are super samesie but just off axis just a smidge or whatever.

So here's what I'm curious about. Share with the class something about your world that's totally fucking normal to you, but someone from another would stare at you like you sprouted additional heads if you told them. This can be something big (example: the moon is a prison) to something smaller (example: broccoli is sentient), whatever you want. Fucking dazzle me.

AKA I'm pretty sure I've watched every documentary there fucking is and I need to be entertained, let's go.

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If nearly being eaten by slime yesterday wasn't disconcerting enough, it was more so to find myself in the containment unit that had previously housed an amorphous green slime. He seems rather reticent, but he does do a remarkably good impression of me though I'm sure I'm not nearly so

He appears to be fully human when examined through x-ray, but there is something a little off when tested by magical means. I suppose we must be wary. I understand the DOA has collected what slime samples they've encountered, but there's always the possibility that some have been missed.

When I first found myself in Vallo, more than two years ago, I found myself quite unmoored. Vallo was like no place I had ever been, beyond even my wildest imaginings, both in terms of technology and culture.

I was lucky enough to make friends with men and women who helped acclimatize me to this new world; some a little less gently than others. I'm afraid the last of those kind people have now gone. But thanks to Ignis, I've now found a pleasure and ability in cooking that I likely never would have found had I remained home and never met him, and his affection for his husbands is, I suspect, at least part of the reason I was able to allow myself to fall for my own husband. If, three years ago, someone had told me I'd not only witness, but also help plan the bachelor party for a wedding between four men, I would have thought them quite mad, but I am glad, very glad, that they allowed me to be a part of their lives.

Ignis, Noctis, Prompto and Gladios will be missed. But they'll not be forgotten any time soon.

[FILTERED TO ZORO]

hell o mossy. I left yu something in the gally. please Atleast try it. And if you throw it overbaord just dont tell me!

[ooc: link is for ooc knowledge; food in the galley is PERFECTLY plated frushi but the rest of the kitchen is a disaster and there's an empty bottle of wine in the trash.]

To anyone at or near the coast of New Asgard, a Kungfu Dugong appeared in the waters around the Going Merry this morning.



Kungfu Dugongs aren't dangerous, but they do love to fight and will challenge anyone who approaches them.

As I said it seems to have made the waters around the Merry it's home, so please be careful when approaching. Unless you want to fight, then by all means, please feel free.

STRAWHATS
Kungfu Dugongs are native to an island in the Grand Line. I'm not sure how it found it's way here, but it doesn't seem to want to go anywhere else.

If any of you fight it and win (which I'm sure each of you will at some point), it will become your disciple.

I realize I'm new here, or at least relatively so, but have I been sent somewhere else already? Everyone else nearby seems just as amazed or as confused as I, though none of us seem to have any answers. Aside from the elf at the bar who just shrugged it off as "Vallo."

To be more brief, the surrounding area in the village seems to have turned into a desert. The very hot and dry kind, which is not what I was expecting when I woke this morning.

I'm not exactly sure what the hell happened in the last few days, but thanks to whoever held down the fort at the clinic. I'm assuming someone did since there were a lot of broken people coming through whatever the fuck was happening. Did I

Never thought I would say that I'm starting to feel too old for Vallo shenanigans.

REBELS AND RESCUERS

Why is waiting the worst. It's so boring. I hate boring things. Someone tell me something fun.

Filtered to the Rebels

Good Morning, Everyone!!

We had a pretty intense day yesterday, but we made it! I knew we could do it! I'm so relieved to have all our allies back safe and sound! I got some coffee going and can see about scrounging us up a breakfast to celebrate!

If you haven't yet and you still need to, please get yourself checked out! Also, if you haven't done it, please join Tommy in this morning's Yoga Session. I promise you won't regret it!

Since we've about doubled our ranks, I want to make sure we're not running low on supplies, so I'll be doing a supply run. Let me know what we need so I can add it to the list.

[VOICE POST: FILTERED TO FLIPPED VALLO REBELS, VALLO PRIME, AND RESCUERS GROUP.]

I speak into it? Just like this?

Like this?

Oh, oh. I see, fascinating. What marvelous aptitude civilization has in the year—no, wait, do not tell me the year. I would like to be surprised.

Ah, yes! Right! Hello, Valloians—or do you call them Valloites? What is the consensus you have all settled on these days? Yes, yes, certainly. Outlanders? I do like that one. Much better than the name I would have given you which would be

Outlanders! I am Bronislovas, First Regent of the Ivory Three, a proud member of the Beketh coven, and known to my students, none of whom are alive given the passage of time, as the Guide of Existence. Some of you seem to be in quite the issue with the portal, and to be of any assistance and not to be zapped by a raccoon

—As I said before, I would not mind a little zap. I'm interested to see—

To be of any assistance I am doing, is that the right word? Doing an ah-ma. Is that right? Is that how you pronounce the

Oh, the letters! I see. I will be doing an AMA. You may ask me anything.

[ooc: please assume all the comments are voice-to-text, Bronnie's not typing anything.]

[ FILTERED TO STRAW HATS ]
Cook, you're coming back with us once we have Luffy, right? Because people are talking about bags and armthings and I don't want to have to knock you out, but I WILL and you'll probably be pissed, but I don't give a shi-

Rebels + Vallo Outlander Arrivals

Okay this was all a lot today, but now that our [...] guests have been given the rundown, you all have your devices, we can answer some of your questions. I think we're all adjusting, so just bear with us. For some of us, it's been a long time since we've seen you. In some instances, if ever.

I'm also going to reiterate, please don't leave our location without bringing one of us with you. This isn't the Vallo you know and what we're dealing with is pretty shitty, so until we can figure out a larger plan, staying put is going to be safest. It's not just the Echoes. It's the people you think you know.

Alright, have your reunions and ask your questions.

[Posted shortly after the beast comes through the portal]

Voice post Filtered to the Rebels

Uh, this is Leon Kennedy reporting in from [location]. I, uh, is everyone ok? Did anyone at base also suddenly get a headache out of nowhere that could be classified as the worst migraine they've ever had?

I also swear I saw some kind of beast come tearing out of a portal downtown. I couldn't see it for very long though, granted, I was on the ground when it flew over head.

Has anyone else reported in?

Rebels

Hello to all of my most special children!!! I want to remind all of you that you are precious creations who must nurture your bodies AND your minds AND your souls so please attend Tommy's yoga and meditation class today. You will feel refreshed and instantly calmer, and I can say I have never been more limber or felt at greater peace!

I know we are facing adversity and hardship. The days are long and stretch on. My angels, I hope you know that you can always come to me and I will listen, I feel your pain as my own. But if you cannot (or if I am out hunting animals to eat, that in and of itself PAINS me to do and yet I must in order to survive and be amongst my loves!!!!!) please, find someone to speak to. We are all in this together!!!!

Now, please, share your announcements, news, something you are struggling with, or something that you want to celebrate about your other community members. Me, although I do not like to single any of you out, Daud is as always on top of his information game and only needed reminding three times to stay hydrated yesterday!!!

REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED, CHILDREN!!!!