vallo

( Read more... )

Despite the best efforts of fate, Spring mead is out at Asynja. If you like floral flavors, good news. We have Hibiscus, Rose, and Lavender brewed to human strength, and several barrels of Lavender brewed to knock gods off their feet. Enjoy.

[Filtered to Kate Bishop]
If I disappeared, would you take over the meadery, close it, or sell it?
[/filter]

Right then! Just wanted to pop on now that I've got a bit more of a handle on things, and say a heartfelt cheers and thanks to those that helped me during my quite ghastly arrival. Even those of you that laughed at me - hope to have brought some humor for your day.

I never got to make proper introductions, all said. I'm Si Robin Blyth, I come from the same ah- time? place? world? These things go over my head - as Edw Ms. Violet Debenham, and Mr. Edwin Courcey, but! If you hadn't guessed by my previous blundering, I am not lucky enough to be as gifted as they are with magic, just stumbled into it by accident and then ended up with unexpected psychic abilities! Though, I've learned that having foresight really isn't that helpful at all, in the end, especially not when they couldn't even warn me I'd be walking into a but apparently I'm not the only one of my kind here?

It is nice being able to say that part to the general public! So far I've heard of the same-sex marriages, the fact that women have far more freedom, and experienced now the indoor plumbing and hot showers on command. Tell me of more wonders? What am I missing? I've become acquainted with several bars and taverns since my arrival so that part is covered now do your worst.

( Read more... )

[Posted after all the fighting is over and done with]

Ha! You guys all thought I was fucking crazy, but eat it. I knew I'd find her. Never doubt the Orcot Gut Instincts.

Welcome home, Revy, you crazy bitch. I'll be waiting at the apartment for you with a couple of bloody steaks, a case of beer, and a bottle of the best rum I can find.

[Catradora]

Hey, Kate's been watching Chris for like a week. You guys mind taking over tonight while Rev and I get reacquainted?

( Read more... )

I know we hate these fucking portals, but there better be one because there is not a chance in the hells that both my fiance and sister disappeared right in front of me and it can't be fixed.

Added later:

No place better to start a list.

Gilmore
Adaine
Kellach
Kara
Keith
Shiro
Atreus
Kratos
Orym
Chetney
Kit
Cayden
Eli
Kaitlyn
Ronan
Matthew
Lan Xichen
Temeraire
Violet S
Henry
Sydney
Katou
El

A lot of strange things have happened to me lately but magical kidnapping is definitely new.

Filter: Leon The Roommate, Kate, Carol, Kamala, Violet The One With Dragons, Daud and Syd

Good afternoon. You're on the list of invites for a small get-together that Kate wants because she doesn't want to make a big deal about it (honestly, I don't blame her, I'm always like that on my birthdays too). I'm pretty sure I'd be missing people because I don't keep track of everyone she knows.

I mean, I could but then she'd tell me I'm being the scary ass spy Yelena again so.

Anyway, this Friday evening, 7PM at our house. There's at least two kids here, so we won't get too rowdy. Before you invite anyone, make sure to ask Kate first if it's okay.

Listen, I know this is probably only interesting to me but did you all realize that the average bipedal takes over two hundred million steps in their lifetime? And that people actually track the number of steps they take every day? Some cool store clerk in the city was telling me all about it and they showed me this watch thing you wear on your arm that somehow knows what your feet are doing and how often. I bought four. I'm wearing every single one of them.

ALSO, new discoveries that make having legs literally the best ever:

Rollerblading (Am very bad at it. My butt hurts. It's amazing.)
Dancing (It's almost like having a fin but on land?? You just wiggle a lot and I love it.)
Climbing trees (See commentary on rollerblading)
Sitting on the floor (how did I never know you could sort of tie your legs in a knot??)
Being barefoot (Ummmmmm, why do we even wear shoes up here?)

Non-leg things I'm loving:
All of the art I can do up here that I couldn't do in Atlantis🥲

Okay, I feel like I'm kind of getting the hang of this now. Still feels really weird for my whole body to stretch or shrink or whatever, but it's much more fun when it's something I can actually control.

ALSO - Happy Pi Day to the math geeks. And if you're not a math geek, it looks like it's also National Potato Chip Day in America, so celebrate and get yourself a bag of chips.



(By the way, Leon, you win best grumpy face.)

So, uh. This power thing that's going around for people. Anyone working with anything new today?

Just curious.

No reason.



Except maybe that I'm no longer able to shift and am looking very Not-A-Skrull Teddy Kaplan-Altman and am feeling on the weak side. No offense to whoever's gifts I probably got? I was just, you know, pretty strong and all, so this is new.

( Read more... )

Telepathic message to Kate Bishop

HALLOOOOOO, CAN YOU HEAR THIS???

Oi. Who's got my magic? This sort of thing is considered very taboo where I come from, although I appreciate it's another amusing Vallo quirk, it doesn't mean I have to like it.

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

Hey. Yeah, that's all I

I feel like we should

Do you remember anyt

How's Dorian?