vallo

It seems that I'm out of practice with the whole battle thing. You help take down one nether brain, take a handful of weeks off in a new world, and suddenly you forget that Misty Step is an option.

That said, I hope that everyone is doing and recovering well. That was something.

KARA DANVERS

I wanted to say thank you, for getting me to the clinic as quickly as you did. I really appreciate the assist, as I know I wouldn't have gotten there without you.

LEON KENNEDY

Thank you for helping Astarion the other day. I like him whole and unsinged, so again: thank you for helping him.

GILMORE

I heard about the shop. Are you all right?

Who: Henry and Eddie
What: Henry almost gets sucked on by a vampire, but Eddie steps in
Where: The Last Drop night club
When: Late August
Warnings: Slightly PG-13 at the beginning, but otherwise safe for work
Status: Complete!

( Eddie wasn’t a hero…but that didn’t mean he wasn’t going to do something )

So, what I'm seeing here is that everyone's future kids have already gone home.

My past kid is still here. Who do I talk to about sending him back home?

Who: Henry Townshend & Stella Bloom (NPC)
What: Henry’s working late, and ghosts interrupt his photo shoot!
Where: Back Door Media (the porn studio Henry works for)
When: Late tonight
Song: Michael Jackson’s Thriller
Warnings: Horror, ghosts, and ghouls, but it’s all PG13

[OOC NOTE: We’re going to say that Henry and Stella are both supernaturally sensitive. These aren’t necessarily the type of Ghosts Henry usually sees, but we’ll blame that on Stella!]

[Henry is working late at Back Door Media. Stella Bloon, one of the actresses, asked him to do a horror themed photo shoot using the studio’s set for their latest horror themed production. The studio owner granted his permission, so long as the pair do the photo shoot after hours and credit the studio.
As the two are getting some risqué shots on a set made up to look like the laboratory of a mad scientist, a strange feeling comes over them both. It feels as though someone or something is watching them from the shadows.]

( It’s Close to Midnight )

Okay, can someone explain to me how the fuck this 'kids coming to visit at the end of October' thing is supposed to work? Because I thought it was kids from the future who showed up here, but my little brother just popped up from 1998.

[...]

No, sorry, he's telling me he comes from 2019 I don't think i'm ever going to get used to this whole two-separate lives thing which still doesn't make any fucking sense at all, but whatever. My point still stands that he's definitely not showing up from 20 or whatever the fuck years down the line.

[Texts to Catra]

>> I'm coming over with sushi.

[Separate but identical texts to Henry, Kellach, and Atreus, sent later on in the afternoon]
[The Henry text is part of the Revy/Henry/Leon group chat]

» You'd better still fucking be here.

HELLO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHATEVER IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

BLOODY FUCKING MARY WITH HER BLOODY FUCKING CURSE IS UPON US.

ONCE NANDOR RELENTLESS IN HIS STUPIDITY OPENED THE ELECTRONIC MAIL AND RELEASED HER AND NOW SHE HAS RETURNED

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HILLARY WHO DID NOT FORWARD THE ELETRONIC LETTER AND THEN BLOODY MARY CAME TO HER IN HER PARTY OF SLUMBER AND MURDERED HER IN HER SLEEPING BAG WITH HER EYES TORN OUT AND A MESSAGE ON THE MIRROR THAT SAID 'ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FORWARD THIS TO TEN PEOPLE'

CURSES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFFLED WITH EVEN FOR ME THE QUEEN OF VALLO VAMPIRES.

[Henry]

Blood in the sink's easy. Just run the tap and use some dish soap, problem solved.

Is that fucking cat back?

[There may be some discussion of animal cruelty in the comments]

A new weapon showed up in my apartment today. It's called the Pick Axe of Despair. Yeah, I know, it's Edgelord for days, but I didn't name it and I don't want to know what happens if I don't call it by whatever is etched into the handle.

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that I am absolute shit using this weapon and would like to learn how to wield it so I don't look like a flailing sideways windmill.

Good morning, Vallo.

This coming Saturday, the 23rd, is the 18th birthday of one Stiles Stilinski. I've booked a room on the third floor of Spire by Fire Inn for a private celebration, complete with catered food and all their drinks, starting at 8PM. Everyone's invited, you obviously don't have to stay the entire time, maybe drop by for a bit and then leave. There will be music and dancing too!

Filter: Against Stiles

And now I need help figuring out a gift for someone who has been your friend for a bit before turning into your boyfriend for the first time. Kind of hard to get him the "perfect" gift, because I'm sure that would be his dad and Scott McCall coming through to this world, and I can't exactly make that happen.

I know that flood was hella doozy and all and some cleaning is still going BUT... I am still down for doing an end of the summer group BBQ and bonfire night if anyone is up for it.

Greetings from one human being who has been staying indoors this entire time that she might just be going stir-crazy but is not actually about to leave because I'm sure shit is going down right now, and therefore is updating with something totally mundane and acting like it was an adventure.

The last time I went the coffee shop before it started raining, someone had ordered a vanilla soy latte, and sat nearby and I was like "oh they're kind of cute" and I ruined it by telling them that it's like they're having a three bean soup. I got this look and they left.

It's not weird. Technically, I'm right, right?

I hope wherever that good-looking human (or fae for all I know, I don't know) is safe and dry during this shitstorm.

[Texts to Revy and Leon]
>>A bunch of us got ambushed by those elemental things
>>Where are you?
>>Are you both ok??

[Texts to Lydia and Stiles]
>>Are you in the city still or have you gotten the hell out?

[After some hesitation, a text to Nadja]
>>Are you and Laszlo alright?

[Group text to friends of Leon and Revy, plus a few wrong numbers]
Sent at about 3am tonight, after Fight Club


» ITS MY BIRYHDAYY!!! but I gueas it's not my b.irthday anymore. Whatever.
» I'm ginna be forty next yeae holy shit.
» ANYQAY!!! Look what I gor for my birthdsy!! Can'y believe I bever go.t one pf these before, it loiks so good.

» [Insert selfie of Revy and Leon here. Both are visibly drunk, arms around each other's waist, flexing their other arm.

On his left inner bicep, Leon has Revy's gun tattooed, pointed toward his heart, with REVY LEE engraved on the barrel.

Positioned in the same place on her right, Revy had Leon's gun tattooed, with LEON ORCAT engraved on the barrel.

Both tattoos have shaky, sometimes blown out lines. The Jolly Roger on Leon's tattoo is blown out.

There are multiple selfies, some more blurry than others.]

HENRY TOWNSHEND & ADORA.

leon's turning into an ancient artifact this weekend and i need help getting crap. we're still doing fight club so i'm thinking we can shove his face in a cake there after he inevitably loses.

Dear friends and family of one Henry Townshend: Please someone go check in on him, in case he's accidentally bumped his head or become cursed by a malevolent spirit or something, because he is being particularly vicious and I know that's not him.

Text from DoppelHenry to Lydia

>>You owe me a new window, dammit
>>There's still pieces of glass in the fucking carpet!

I'm stuck babysitting eight children because someone who looks like me, but is not me, said they would. Any advice on how not not stab eight children for being annoying? Or, even better - does someone wants to come watch eight annoying children for me so I can go stab this impersonator?

[Private message to Nadja]

Nadja:

I received a set of doll parts for a life-sized doll from my other life. I put them together and cleaned them up a bit. I was wondering if you'd like to have it?

It is completely ghost free, I promise and has kind of a morbid story attached to it, if you're interested?

-- Henry Townshend

It's that time of year again, where I sit in my chair here and reflect on one of the holidays that have had the most impact on my life. Back home, of course. If you have a moment, I'll tell you more about it.

Where I'm from, the 4th of July is a day of remembrance, where we reflect on the sacrifices made by our forefathers and the brave men and women who fought valiantly to secure our freedom. It is a day of pride, as we honor the resilience of our nation and the spirit of unity that unites us as Americans.

As Captain America, I have had the honor of witnessing the strength and resilience of the American people. We come from diverse backgrounds, cultures, and beliefs, but on this day, we come together to celebrate as one nation. The 4th of July is a powerful reminder of the unity we can achieve when we set aside our differences and work together for the greater good.

While this day holds immense significance for the United States, its essence transcends borders. The spirit of independence, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is universal and resonates with all beings, no matter where they come from. It is a spirit that unites us as sentient beings, no matter our origins or the stars from which we hail.

I extend an invitation to join in the celebration of the 4th of July. Today, we stand as a testament to the power of unity, hope, and the unbreakable human spirit. Let this day be a reminder that no matter how far apart our worlds may be, we share a common desire for freedom and peace.

Sam will remind you that it's also my birthday and I believe Sam and Kate’s event is open for anyone interested in joining.