Okay, so! Things I have figured out being here so far:
✨ Emojis. Maybe I should say this phone but I feel like emojis are sort of a crowning achievement for me.
✨ Car doors. Way more complicated than they look. Worse than those circle doors that only turn one way. If you pull on the handle at the wrong time they don't unlock. But also sometimes they just unlock or lock whenever. I didn't even see the driver push the button, but he looked really annoyed when I asked so I just sort of stopped. But I think
I got it now.
✨ Microwaves. Not a fan. Does anyone else feel like they're kind of yelling at you if you don't pull out your food in time? Also they're not very good cooks.
Things I am still trying to get a handle on:
✨ Washing machines. I feel like the bathtub works for now, you know?
✨ A job. Right, so I'm a really good cook and if someone would like to enlist my services, I would be really grateful.
✨ Friends. Where do people "hang out"? Is that weird to put "hang out" in quotes? It's just I haven't really had friends until I went on this quest but there's like... I'm also good not questing you know? So
I'm feeling really good about this. Like really good.