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Mar. 16th, 2024


[info]kamala
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[info]kamala
[info]valloic

netpost - kamala khan - march 16, late night


[info]kamala
[info]valloic

Mar. 1st, 2024


[info]rebelgirl
[info]valloic

[info]rebelgirl
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]rebelgirl
[info]valloic
Happy March, everyone. Instead of trying to put in a bid for Galdin Quay and running it into the ground because I know nothing about running a restaurant (and that makes it way better in Sanji's hands), I'm taking over Galahd instead of trying to get my sex shop back.

So, coming back - in case it stopped, I'm not 100% on that - free first drink for newcomers!

Glenn, you all know and love Glenn, will be working the bar on some evening shifts - and has permission to give away or sell any leftover bagels from his day job. Is this a way for me to get him to direct traffic from the DOA to Galahd on day 1? MAYBE.

The lovely Yelena will be splitting some her time with the Meadery as well, so you'll find her at the bar as well!

Not only that, but we're bringing back Thursday Karaoke nights, starting next week. I upgraded the equipment and got a whole bunch of new songs for the catalog. Come check it out! Fridays and Saturdays we're welcoming live local music. If you've never seen a pixie punk band, you should come by tonight and see the Tragedy Dolls.

And just because I like to see Kellach's face when he tries new stuff, we'll be doing regular tastings of weird shit. It'll be hard to top salmon vodka, but I'll put in the work.

Feb. 20th, 2024


[info]supering
[info]valloic

[info]supering
[info]valloic

Vallo Prime Network


[info]supering
[info]valloic
Hi, everyone. I’m sure you’re all aware of the very recent round of vanishing friends and family again. The DOA has received reports from Vallo PD of a rash of locals disappearing again as well. It looks like we’re dealing with another portal, likely the one I’m sure we’ve all seen hovering over the mountaintops.

I received word from Keith Kogane a few minutes ago that he’d taken the Black Lion up to take a closer look through the portal. He reported seeing nothing more than stars and darkness but received readings of a lack of oxygen as he ventured out farther.

It is the DOA’s belief that, much like last month, the missing are on the other end of this new portal. With that in mind, please reply if you meet the following criteria:

  • You would like to be a member of the rescue team.
  • You have a usable spacecraft and are open to transporting teammates through the portal.

  • We’re going to move on this as quickly and efficiently as we can. Those who reply should report at 4:30 PM with packed bags here: [mountain coordinates].

    Feb. 17th, 2024


    [info]dreamedup
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    [info]dreamedup
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]dreamedup
    [info]valloic
    Eat some Oreos, take care of yourself, and tell people you love them. It doesn't solve anything, but I think it helps a little.

    Gangsey

    I'm going to go get some of my things and the cat, and then I'm going for a walk. I might sit out with the cows for awhile too.

    Love you.

    Feb. 12th, 2024


    [info]hawkeve
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    [info]hawkeve
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    [No Subject]


    [info]hawkeve
    [info]valloic
    [attached 1-minute video of an African Gray Parrot sitting on a tree branch, swearing up a storm while Kate intermittently giggles in the background]

    Hey, does this guy belong to anyone? He might just be a stray or whatever the bird equivalent is of that, but I thought I'd check while he's chilling in my backyard. It's been a weekend of getting pets back, so I figure you never know?

    [FILTERED TO BLACK WIDOW HOUSE RESIDENTS & SYDNEY CLARKE]
    SO, Daud's translated-into-our-months birthday is tomorrow, and I was thinking we should do dinner over at the house. I'm planning on sweet-talking Yelena into helping me make pirozhki.

    [PRIVATE MESSAGE TO DAUD]
    Dinner tomorrow night? You're welcome to help cook if you want, but we're doing something for your birthday. You deserve it.

    Feb. 7th, 2024


    [info]realnicemonster
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    [info]realnicemonster
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]realnicemonster
    [info]valloic
    Hey guys, if you like your tentacle porn to smell like cotton candy, make your way down to the Starcourt Mall. We've got it all. Ice cream! Movies! A bunch of fucking rainbows. All the sexy-gross tentacles you could ever want. The lingering smell of sugar and cookies fucking everywhere.

    You think this is enough to like, bail on work and go get a drink someplace instead?

    Jan. 27th, 2024


    [info]bronislovas
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    [info]bronislovas
    [info]valloic

    SHARED NETWORK


    [info]bronislovas
    [info]valloic
    [VOICE POST: FILTERED TO FLIPPED VALLO REBELS, VALLO PRIME, AND RESCUERS GROUP.]

    I speak into it? Just like this?

    Like this?

    Oh, oh. I see, fascinating. What marvelous aptitude civilization has in the year—no, wait, do not tell me the year. I would like to be surprised.

    Ah, yes! Right! Hello, Valloians—or do you call them Valloites? What is the consensus you have all settled on these days? Yes, yes, certainly. Outlanders? I do like that one. Much better than the name I would have given you which would be

    Outlanders! I am Bronislovas, First Regent of the Ivory Three, a proud member of the Beketh coven, and known to my students, none of whom are alive given the passage of time, as the Guide of Existence. Some of you seem to be in quite the issue with the portal, and to be of any assistance and not to be zapped by a raccoon

    —As I said before, I would not mind a little zap. I'm interested to see—

    To be of any assistance I am doing, is that the right word? Doing an ah-ma. Is that right? Is that how you pronounce the

    Oh, the letters! I see. I will be doing an AMA. You may ask me anything.

    [ooc: please assume all the comments are voice-to-text, Bronnie's not typing anything.]

    Jan. 26th, 2024


    [info]supering
    [info]valloic

    [info]supering
    [info]valloic

    Vallo Prime Network


    [info]supering
    [info]valloic
    Good morning, everyone. I know we've all been feeling tense as we wait for word from our volunteers who went through the portal. I know that brings with it an inherent feeling of helplessness; I'm sorry there isn't more we can do on that end at the moment. However, we do have news.

    The DOA received a call from the Vallo Police Department early this morning. Late last night, Dahlia Argent, of Beketh coven, turned herself in as a party in the portal beasts incident back in November. Along with our people, her sister, Luciana, was taken by the portal, as well as some Vallo residents - the exact number is currently being investigated. DOA leadership was invited to come speak with Ms. Argent, and we've learned the following:

    A group of Vallo natives have been working on ways to open a portal to send Outlanders either back to their world or out of Vallo permanently. The teleportation circle found by Sam Wilson in December, as well as a portal that opened on Geliara Academy's grounds and the theft of the Ashurbanipal amulet in November were all early, failed attempts at targeting Outlanders. The November 10th incident with the portal beasts was the closest they've come to success, but they didn't have the correct knowledge to close the portals without threatening the rest of Vallo.

    This group has been using the teachings and research of the Guide of Existence, also known as Bronislavas of Beketh, whose body is on display in the Vallo Museum of Natural Magicks. They've made attempts to resurrect him for his assistance - if you remember, the museum was broken into back in August and that particular exhibit was temporarily closed; this was an attempt to take one of Bronislavas' bones for the resurrection process. This plan also failed.

    After discussions with VPD and Beketh, they've agreed to let Outlanders take matters into our own hands. We've been granted permission to resurrect Bronislavas and, hopefully, both get more answers on this portal and his assistance in bringing the missing back home. If any of our community have the appropriate skills for this task, please let us know here, and the DOA will facilitate any way we can.

    Jan. 17th, 2024


    [info]knifeofdunwall
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    [info]knifeofdunwall
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    [No Subject]


    [info]knifeofdunwall
    [info]valloic
    It seems I've inherited a meadery. I can't let the place fall I don't know why in the void he thought I could

    If anyone's looking for work, especially of the evening/late night variety, come see me. I need a couple of bartenders. The pay is good enough that you won't rely on tips and the patrons are usually well-behaved. The work is easy: just pull the right lever and stop when the glass is full. Sufficiently well-trained monkeys are also welcome to apply.

    Jan. 11th, 2024


    [info]bane_bait
    [info]valloic

    [info]bane_bait
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]bane_bait
    [info]valloic
    Special Deliveries to Abi Blyg, Fen, Jacob Frye, Leon Orcot and Sydney Clark )

    Jan. 5th, 2024


    [info]notjane
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    [info]notjane
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    [No Subject]


    [info]notjane
    [info]valloic
    Ever since New Year's Eve people have had ideas about what new "fun" toppings they can request on pizza like they did at the charity event. Too much warm fruit. And finally today someone said they wanted strawberries, peaches, and pickled radishes with scrambled eggs and I just

    I no longer work at Nino's. I quit. It was that or jail. Find a new place to knife fight out back.

    FRIENDS OF GANSEY (BUT GANSEY CAN ALSO SEE.)
    A certain someone's birthday is next Wednesday. Now that I have oodles of free time, you're cordially invited to clear the evening. We're doing whatever Gansey wants.

    Dec. 4th, 2023


    [info]tuzzah
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    [info]tuzzah
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    netpost - fen - december 4th


    [info]tuzzah
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    GODDAMNIT, VALLO. I WANT TO BURN SOMETHING TO THE GROUND.

    I fucking get it now, it doesn't want me to be happy. Fuck you too, Vallo!

    Nov. 27th, 2023


    [info]hedgemage
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    [info]hedgemage
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]hedgemage
    [info]valloic
    Filtered away from Nikolai; spoilers for A Power Unbound )

    Nov. 17th, 2023


    [info]notjane
    [info]valloic

    [info]notjane
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]notjane
    [info]valloic
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who woke up with an issue this morning. Who the hell is LAUREN

    Nov. 13th, 2023


    [info]knifeofdunwall
    [info]valloic

    [info]knifeofdunwall
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]knifeofdunwall
    [info]valloic
    Does Vallo have a dedicated cave rescue crew?

    Nov. 12th, 2023


    [info]realnicemonster
    [info]valloic

    [info]realnicemonster
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]realnicemonster
    [info]valloic
    So, this is twenty, huh? Gotta say, never thought I'd live to see it.


    lmao just kidding, I didn't.



    Anyway. If I was back home, I guess I'd officially be an adult now, and be able to legally do all those things adults did, like drive and drink and smoke and vote. Not that I wasn't already half those things anyway (and I don't think voting was ever in the cards, even if I did live to the ripe old age of 20).

    So uh. Guess that's a thing now. Sup, adulthood.

    Nov. 5th, 2023


    [info]bane_bait
    [info]valloic

    [info]bane_bait
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]bane_bait
    [info]valloic
    Ok...I've heard of pineapple pizza, but what the hell is this?!

    SFW but cut for size )

    I'm being serious. Is this a thing in this time line?

    Nov. 3rd, 2023


    [info]all_sunday
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    [info]all_sunday
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]all_sunday
    [info]valloic
    I hope Halloween is as fun as an adult as it is as a child. I'm a little disappointed I didn't get to wear my lady bug costume. However, judging by this sack of candy I found hidden under my bunk, I think I had fun regardless.

    [Filtered to Edwin and Nikolai]
    Thank you for letting my younger self stay at Sutton Cottage again. This is starting to become a habit and I can't tell you how much I appreciate you giving her/me a safe place to stay.

    [Filtered to Zoro and Sanji]

    I wanted to let you both now that I'm back to my normal age and am back on board the Merry. I also want to apologize for anything my younger self may have said or done.

    Nov. 2nd, 2023


    [info]dreamedup
    [info]valloic

    [info]dreamedup
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]dreamedup
    [info]valloic
    Good news, I remembered where my past snack hideouts were!

    Or my younger self had so many of them that it was basically probability working in my favor?

    Either way this is a solid victory for me second only to getting a massive lick from one of the cows, slimy but totally worth it.

    Nov. 1st, 2023


    [info]marimo
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    [info]marimo
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]marimo
    [info]valloic
    Still don't understand Halloween, but thanks for the candy?

    [ FILTERED TO EDWIN, SANJI, & ROBIN ]
    Hey. Robin back to normal yet or is she still tiny?

    I'm staking claim to that ship if she's still tiny, so tell her to hurry up and get fixed soon.