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Not that I remember much of what's been happening recently, but I do want to thank Vallo for bringing me back into my own head at least two weeks before Ramadan begins this year. So in between all the studying and catching up on lost schoolwork and training I have to do, that's what I'll be occupied with: things have sucked recently, I want to make sure I enjoy the absolute heck out of this holiday even if... I don't know, I guess I'm the only one who celebrates here?

Uh What do you say when you are seeing if another world can see what you're writi

Hello, this is Orym of the Air Asha Beketh Squadron, Communications. I know that there is a lot going on around the ship and everything is confusing and bad, but there might be a bit of good news for you new folks.

With our comms back up, we almost immediately received a signal that was first theorized and then confirmed to be coming from your side of things. It's gotten stronger as we've drifted closer to the proximity of the assumed portal. Long story short, I've been told that they should be able to see this and you lot should be able to communicate with one another now.

So uh if anyone not currently on the V.A.L.L.O. could confirm that, that would be super helpful. I'm sure your people will be relieved to hear from you.

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Which one of you fucked with my ship? I put actual fucking wires in this thing and somebody comes along and cuts them? Bullshit. Should've made it run on pure vibes. Parrish, I'm gonna need some help. And before you ask, no, there isn't an owner's manual, smartass.


Also what the fuck is up with all the trash? Is somebody on strike?

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Global message, not at all directed at Hawkeye:

Today I have been asked for a space-hook, winter air for the landing vehicle tires, headlight fluid, and keys to the drop zone. I need you to limit your tormenting of junior enlisted to one prank per day. Some of us have work to do around here.

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listen up humies. there's apples in the mess hall today and I'm gonna need every one of you to give me yours. you'll be donating to a GOOD CAUSE if you catch my drift.

oh and groot says he'll trade for cheese balls. he's got like three ship credits to his name though I'm just saying.

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Can't be real. Can't be. Has to be another portal thing. Right? Has to be.

Hey Meadery, can we have speed-dating just for making friends? Speed...friending? I met so many cool people last night who I never would've met otherwise! It would be awesome to have an event like that where you could see if you get that instant friend-click with somebody. It's hard making friends in a new universe, and some of us could use the help!

(If you do it, get Countess Chocula and Eli to host again, they were amazing at making everything seem lighthearted and fun. Even though I will never get to be Countess Chocula's 9th husband :( because I'm not wealthy enough.)

[Filtered to Kellach]
How are you at cooking?
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[Filtered to Kaitlyn and Iris]
Okay, give me the post-speed-dating dish. Did either of you set up any second dates?
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[attached 1-minute video of an African Gray Parrot sitting on a tree branch, swearing up a storm while Kate intermittently giggles in the background]

Hey, does this guy belong to anyone? He might just be a stray or whatever the bird equivalent is of that, but I thought I'd check while he's chilling in my backyard. It's been a weekend of getting pets back, so I figure you never know?

[FILTERED TO BLACK WIDOW HOUSE RESIDENTS & SYDNEY CLARKE]

SO, Daud's translated-into-our-months birthday is tomorrow, and I was thinking we should do dinner over at the house. I'm planning on sweet-talking Yelena into helping me make pirozhki.

[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO DAUD]

Dinner tomorrow night? You're welcome to help cook if you want, but we're doing something for your birthday. You deserve it.

Y'ALL.

Vallo gave me memories this month. And I went to space. SPACE! S P A C E!

Also, so did my family because they got attacked in our home so they had to stay someplace safe and apparently, that's with Nick Fury in space, but then things went south and they had to leave and so they had to transport everyone from the station via Flerken body.

This is the one time I really wish that Vallo would give me more, because I need to know what else happens!

The winter seasonal mead is running low. If you want any Cranberry Orange or Brochet, get to Asynja in the next few days.

Filtered to Kate Bishop:
Thor has something called "speed dating" written into the meadery's calendar on the 14th. The search thing just says it's very fast matchmaking. I need more context.
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Hey guys, if you like your tentacle porn to smell like cotton candy, make your way down to the Starcourt Mall. We've got it all. Ice cream! Movies! A bunch of fucking rainbows. All the sexy-gross tentacles you could ever want. The lingering smell of sugar and cookies fucking everywhere.

You think this is enough to like, bail on work and go get a drink someplace instead?

I realize I'm new here, or at least relatively so, but have I been sent somewhere else already? Everyone else nearby seems just as amazed or as confused as I, though none of us seem to have any answers. Aside from the elf at the bar who just shrugged it off as "Vallo."

To be more brief, the surrounding area in the village seems to have turned into a desert. The very hot and dry kind, which is not what I was expecting when I woke this morning.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM THE REVENANTS & EVILS]

So, the DOA and network scrolling caught me up. I know there is SO MUCH going on right now — hi everyone, I hope you're staying safe and have food and aren't being tracked down by evil people — but waking up in a pile of leaves in the forest and finding out you disappeared for two weeks is still jarring as hell.

[PRIVATE TO YELENA BELOVA]

Yelena, Nat's gone and you're not here and I'm trying to st your bird is being so needy. Where's Licorice? No way he just disappeared, he's a Vallo cat. And is there a MAN staying at the house? There's a lot of man stuff here but no man. Don't tell me you suddenly moved a man in here. You can't have been that lonely.

The last restaurant I went to was highly anti-baby friendly and my formerly favourite wine bar is now full of influencers. Need new recommendations for being social out in public with AND without small children/babies.

Also would love it if the bar chairs don't try to eat me.

[ FILTERED TO KATE BISHOP ]
So that was an interesting trial run, but you're off the case and onto real ones starting after the holidays. I have one highly contested divorce that is inter-coven and involves a blood pact and a will that the deceased's ghost husband is protesting. I'll give you the files that you need to go over so that you know what you're walking into, in the new year. But if you have a few days next week where you're free, we're going to have a few magic lessons to help you avoid detection through extra sensory means.