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David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. ([info]eatglass) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: ciri, ₴ inactive: cleo sertori, ₴ inactive: dean winchester, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: eric bittle, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: waverly earp II

Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.


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[info]rubber
2021-07-22 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Still not an actor.

Also yeah, the bugs. Sorry. That's a - thing. It'll probably clear up in a couple days.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-22 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, it was extraordinarily generous of me to compliment your abilities, given the kidnapping.

Am I supposed to hide behind a filthy dumpster for a couple days?!

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(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-22 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-23 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-23 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-23 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:02 am UTC

[info]thundering
2021-07-23 12:08 am UTC (link)
You're an excellent actress, Caroline!

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(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-23 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-23 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rubber, 2021-07-23 01:58 am UTC

[info]agentplant
2021-07-23 12:04 am UTC (link)
They aren't fake bugs.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:08 am UTC (link)
No.

I refuse to accept a reality where that could possibly be true.

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(no subject) - [info]agentplant, 2021-07-23 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agentplant, 2021-07-23 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:57 am UTC

[info]wolfcub
2021-07-23 12:04 am UTC (link)
If they're fake, it's impressive how much stinking bug shit comes out of them when you run them through.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
Oh my god that is disgusting. This is why you employ the cup and paper method and just remove the bug!

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(no subject) - [info]wolfcub, 2021-07-23 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfcub, 2021-07-23 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfcub, 2021-07-25 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-25 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfcub, 2021-07-25 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-25 04:00 am UTC

[info]chicksdigscars
2021-07-23 12:06 am UTC (link)
So, again, totally understand you're from a place where this isn't really something that happens that you know of. And like Caroline said, flattered you think we're such talented actors. But I promise this isn't, like, The Truman Project or anything. It's very real.

The cicadas are, too. It's probably feasible that they're Vallo tech, but - Real, I mean. I know they're abnormally huge, but they're very real.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
There wouldn't be a point to The Truman Show if people just admitted to it the second they were asked.

I definitely did not just read that. No.

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(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chicksdigscars, 2021-07-23 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:12 am UTC

[info]celebutante
2021-07-23 12:07 am UTC (link)
Oh my god, David. You showed up again--

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
Alexis what the fuck?

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(no subject) - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 12:54 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:06 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 01:08 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:15 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 01:17 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:26 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 01:30 am UTC
David | Alexis - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:59 am UTC
clexis
[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 02:11 am UTC (link)
Hey. Are you okay?

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clexis - [info]celebutante, 2021-07-23 10:57 am UTC
clexis - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 04:51 pm UTC

[info]thundering
2021-07-23 12:09 am UTC (link)
Hello! All of this is real! Would you like me to show you my hammer? That seems to convince people.

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[info]karalkent
2021-07-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
You realize how that sounds, right?

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(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]karalkent, 2021-07-23 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]karalkent, 2021-07-23 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]karalkent, 2021-07-23 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]karalkent, 2021-07-23 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]karalkent, 2021-07-23 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]karalkent, 2021-07-23 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 01:00 am UTC

[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:15 am UTC (link)
I am way too busy not being eaten by cicadas to try and figure out whether or not you're flirting with me.

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(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thundering, 2021-07-23 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seidr, 2021-07-23 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:48 am UTC

[info]betheirshield
2021-07-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
This is the part where I say "David, you're back!" followed by "But it seems like you don't remember it, so hi, I'm Brigitte, a friend of Alexis!" But yes, we've got a bit of a plague at the moment :(

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
What the hell do you mean back?

I'm pretty sure there aren't enough benzos in the world to erase the memory of someplace like this.

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(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2021-07-23 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2021-07-23 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2021-07-23 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2021-07-24 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-24 12:30 pm UTC

[info]theblindbandit
2021-07-23 12:29 am UTC (link)
At least you're catching on quicker than some of the idiots that first post here.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:39 am UTC (link)
I know that was kind of a compliment but it also feels like you're implying that I'm just less of an idiot than them.

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(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-07-23 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-07-23 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-07-23 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-07-23 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-07-23 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-07-23 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:20 am UTC

[info]yochill
2021-07-23 12:36 am UTC (link)
Maybe burn the bug and not you? No pressure, live your life, I'm just saying.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:41 am UTC (link)
I would just burn my sweater to purge any remnants the cicadas might have left behind but it's a Neil Barrett and most of that $1000 stipend would have to go towards replacing it.

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(no subject) - [info]yochill, 2021-07-23 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yochill, 2021-07-23 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yochill, 2021-07-23 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yochill, 2021-07-23 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yochill, 2021-07-23 06:42 pm UTC

[info]stressbake
2021-07-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
Oh my goodness! I swear it's real! As terrifying as it is! It takes a little getting used to and the bugs are being taken care of! Maybe! I'm not quite sure, I'm not on the defense team and they've been keeping everyone up for a few days now. Deep breaths? Do you want pie? Have you eaten?

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(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stressbake, 2021-07-23 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stressbake, 2021-07-23 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stressbake, 2021-07-23 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:56 am UTC

[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
Oh Hm I'm not sure I can help with any of the 'this is not real' stuff. I'm a friend of Alexis'. My name is Cleo.

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(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withthedolphins, 2021-07-23 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 03:22 pm UTC

[info]drexaminer
2021-07-23 08:29 pm UTC (link)
There's a clinic that provides sanctuary from the cicadas AND their sounds.

Also has Xanax if you need it.

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(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drexaminer, 2021-07-23 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drexaminer, 2021-07-23 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drexaminer, 2021-07-23 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drexaminer, 2021-07-24 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-24 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drexaminer, 2021-07-24 10:01 pm UTC

[info]tuzzah
2021-07-23 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Hi! Are you Alexis's brother? You are as adorable as she is! I'm Fen.

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(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-23 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuzzah, 2021-07-24 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-07-24 12:32 pm UTC

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