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Sam ([info]soulless) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-06-24 15:46:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: dean winchester, ₴ inactive: dwight hendrickson, ₴ inactive: five, ₴ inactive: kara kent

Does anyone have I dunno something to jaws of life blowtorch no no some kind of tool that can remove a person from a bicycle? I seem to be stuck trapped on my sons bike and I can't explain I seem to be stuck on my son's bicycle - magnetized, maybe? my rear leaves the seat but my hands are pulled to the handlebars, hands leave the handlebars, rear is pulled to the seat -

It doesn't hurt, it's annoying.
I just need help.


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[info]agentplant
2021-06-24 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I have a grenade launcher. Think that will work?

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I hate you.

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[info]agentplant
2021-06-24 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Nah, I'm pretty sure you have nothing but love for me.

I have taken so much video, I'm going to try and make a montage out of it.

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Dean.

I hope Miracle eats your phone. This isn't funny.

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[info]agentplant
2021-06-24 09:32 pm UTC (link)
You're right, it's not funny.

It's fucking hilarious.

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Don't you have like a job or something to watch on TV?

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[info]agentplant
2021-06-24 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Watching you trying to get off the bike is comedy gold, I can't pass it up.

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[info]karalkent
2021-06-24 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I could try to super strength you off it? I don't know how well it would work, though.

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Super strength - you know, I'm not sure either, but if there's a chance I'm all for it.

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[info]karalkent
2021-06-24 09:27 pm UTC (link)
There must be a way to separate you from it and that's the first thing that comes to mind. And I'll compensate you for the bike if it, uh, doesn't make it.

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I'd compensate you, I've been trying for hours to get this off and believe me, I'm no longer worried about the thing being undamaged. I'm all too quickly running out of things to try. It just seems to want to stay attached.

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[info]bullet_magnet
2021-06-24 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like our Troubles. Is there a string involved or is this just a something.

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Troubles?
As far as I know it's just a thing. I was riding it around and my son thought it was funny, now I'm stuck here.

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[info]bullet_magnet
2021-06-24 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Like superpowers no one actually wants. Basically. Example: I'm a bullet magnet.

That's kids for you. Magic or something else?

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 10:35 pm UTC (link)
That's one I can't remember ever hearing of before. I assume the bullets don't hurt you if they're pulled to you like that?

I'm pretty sure it's magic. This sort of thing seems to happen around here too often for it just to be nothing weird.

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[info]bullet_magnet
2021-06-24 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh no. The hurt me. Hence the constant bulletproof vest in my wardrobe. I found out in Afghanistan. My dad neglected to mention it.

Seems likely.

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[info]alteridem
2021-06-24 09:35 pm UTC (link)
LOL is it a little three wheeler?

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[info]soulless
2021-06-24 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Haha, no. I'm almost 6'5, I don't think I'd fit on one of those. At least this one is marginally comfortable. It's a small, regular bike I modified to look like a dirt bike for him.

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[info]alteridem
2021-06-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Damn that would've been REALLY funny. What was happening before you got stuck?

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[info]agentplant
2021-06-25 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I know. This is still pretty hilarious.

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[info]betheirshield
2021-06-25 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Come by the smithy, we've got enough smithing and engineering tools that I'm sure I can find some way to pry you loose!

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[info]unadopted
2021-06-25 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Have you tried to get someone to pull the bicycle while someone else pulls you?

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