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Apr. 26th, 2020


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[info]valloic
Hello everyone! I know most of you must be concerned about the trainwreck previous post discussing a break-in and assault at the Morningside apartment complex, as many of you live there - myself included. Please be advised that this was an isolated incident, the details of which we are learning more and more about and thus can conclude that no one else is at risk. But also because this is a sensitive time currently, we will be arranging security details in the building on the floors where those who dropped in from other worlds live. If you're on the defense team and want to sign up for patrols, please contact the DOA.

And if there are any other questions, please direct them to me, Alexis Rose, PR Representative for the DOA and owner of Alexis Rose Communications. Thanks! Enjoy your brunches or your morning lattes, just watch those trans fats and stay healthy.

Apr. 24th, 2020


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[info]valloic
Was about to be excited because the Delta showed up, but it looks about the same as when we fell through that damn portal into the Middle Ages. Anyone any good at fixing cars? Rather work on her myself if I can, but figured I'd reach out for help because this isn't looking like a strictly one person job. Kept her running this long even with it getting possessed once and I'm not letting this be the end of it.

Apr. 23rd, 2020


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[info]valloic

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Well, now that I'm over the confusion of having lost days and having to figure out why my job left me twenty or so voicemails, I guess I'm just gonna mention I'm not...whatever happened exactly. At least there's beer and take out in the fridge.

Apr. 18th, 2020


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[info]chainsawhand
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[info]valloic
I think I've figured out this mobile phone. The name's Ash. I still don't understand this whole thing, but apparently I'm cleared medically. So who are all of you?

Apr. 17th, 2020


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[info]valloic

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[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Who: Alexis & Ash
What:Younger, twenty-something, bleeding Ash time-travels his ass here
When: The 15th, I think?
Where: Morningside hallway, then Ash's apartment
Warnings: Like, he has a chainsaw hand. But nothing too terrible
Status: Complete

You need a better bandage and I need a green smoothie. )

Apr. 13th, 2020


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[info]aghoststory
[info]valloic
[voice to text]

I don't care about any of you or your stupid updates about your lives or eggs and bunnies crap or caffeine intake or selfies. None of this is real anyw- Ugh. Fuck. But I don't know anyone. Or where else to turn to. I messed something up, and I need some help.

Please.

Apr. 10th, 2020


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[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
I've been up for under two hours and have already dropped, spilled, or broken eight different things. Pretty sure that's a sign to go back to bed. Anyone else having a shitty morning?

Apr. 9th, 2020


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[info]valloic
Okay, so who do I go to when you basically just arrived here like a week or so ago and your wallet gets stolen by a poltergeist? Like I have no money and my credit cards are all maxed out and now cancelled, so I can't afford the ghostbusters. I can't even afford a bottle of Perrier right now.

I guess I'm asking if there's a poltergeist catching crew and if there's a list of places that might be hiring someone with a degree in Public Relations. And also what your favorite cocktail is because I need to make one and drink it, stat.

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I require [...] assistance, of the [...] none owlbear variety. I will need:

  • A control group of [...] non powered individuals.

  • A secondary group of people, with [...] powers. Whether they be magic or [...] otherwise is currently not an essential to the [...] experiment.



I am willing to provide [...] monetary aid. The reason for the [...] experiment is simple. Humans perceive things physically, and rely heavily on [...] vision to do so. Animals do not, and can [...] see me. I would like to test if those with [...] powers can also [...] see me.

[Celestial Family]

I got Adam a [...] present:
cut for image )
Now there is no [...] confusion.

Mar. 31st, 2020


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This week in Adventures in Animal Crossing: the Dick and Jane Edition!

OOC cut for images. )

I'm only sad I can't make them fall in love and smoosh their cute faces together.

Mar. 26th, 2020


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Goddamn cactuars -
So heads up for anyone heading out to or already in the forest, there seems to be a bunch of cactuars running around. They look like this. Cute if you're into that kind of thing but will shoot a shit ton of needles at you without warning and will sometimes travel in large groups. So keep your distance if you're not prepared to get pulled into a fight.

Mar. 18th, 2020


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[info]valloic
So I'm researching demons and could use some help. This totally doesn't sound suspicious at all!!! If you have a history with them and you're willing to talk about it, let me know? I already covered a few things with Ginger Spice Corey Hart (thanks again). I just need, like, information specific to different worlds, you know? Gotta cover my bases and shit.

Otherwise, I think Matthew has the right idea about sharing cute stuff, so here's Fluffykins posing.  )

Mar. 3rd, 2020


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[info]chainsawhand
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[info]valloic
Gotta say, that bitch Ruby breaking my chainsaw has made me have to deal with the fact that chainsaws are somehow a lot more expensive. Also who breaks a man's chainsaw? Just bent it like it was nothing. I mean, I guess I didn't have to pay for the first one cause I took it from the cabin, but finders keepers and that place took my hand, so I'm not sorry I stole it from that place. Surprised it didn't somehow end up possessed, though.

I guess it does work just as well. I'm just going to have to get used to that as a thing. So that and some new tools should help me figure out why my robotic hand keeps acting up, though. Might need to get some new parts for it, though. But until I save up more, I'm just gonna try to make this work as best as I can.

Feb. 22nd, 2020


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
All right. So I guess being here a bit, I can redo my introduction. The name’s Ash Williams. Come from Elk Grove. It’s a shit place with shit people. Except for like three of them. Figure if I have to get a job, I better figure out what kinda hardware stores you got here. And if you guys have to do applications still in this place. Cause I don't have my list to help me remember start dates for my previous jobs.

Feb. 17th, 2020


[info]chainsawhand
[info]valloic

[info]chainsawhand
[info]valloic

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[info]chainsawhand
[info]valloic
Still trying to figure out what the fresh hell I found myself in. Despite the yappin' and all the explanations. Hot welcome committee you guys got here. Also how do I go about getting a set of clothes that's not been covered in blood? Since apparently I'm not dead and apparently we're not in Elk Grove anymore. Didn't really ask about it before, but now I'm in the apartment I didn't have before without the Delta and no extra set of clothes. Figure I might as well shower the blood off.

Anyone seen a girl goes by the name Brandy? Missing a finger. Or Pablo. He's basically a Mexican witch doctor. Or whatever he calls it. Brujo or something. Looking for a Kelly, too. Just got back from the dead, probably still smells a little dead and looks a lot less fine than usual, still just as filthy. Fuck it. If I'm here, maybe those idiots are, too.

Nov. 29th, 2019


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PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


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[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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