Okay, so who do I go to when you basically just arrived here like a week or so ago and your wallet gets stolen by a poltergeist? Like I have no money and my credit cards are all maxed out and now cancelled, so I can't afford the ghostbusters. I can't even afford a bottle of Perrier right now.
I guess I'm asking if there's a poltergeist catching crew and if there's a list of places that might be hiring someone with a degree in Public Relations. And also what your favorite cocktail is because I need to make one and drink it, stat.