Alright, listen up - I'm throwing the Hearty 'Bye Singledom' Party on behalf of our favorite aliens, Catra and Adora, who are shackling themselves together in holy matrimony very soon. This Thursday it's gonna be low key - come to Skyhold, we're making cheese. Legit cheese, in honor of the cheesy holiday shit we just endured, their love for each other, my love for them, and our love for pizza.
We will be making pizza with that cheese. In the wood-fired ovens it's very
chef's kiss too.
So yeah, there will be pizza, video games, card games where you can lose all your money and donate it to the brides, a stripper's pole, and a story of their courtship told in eight different cocktails (alcoholic and non-alcoholic). Be there or be a loser (and that's loser with a lowercase L).