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Looks like we have a cat in the penthouse now. Apparently, we can inherit cats from Serendipity Hills (fun?). I'm hoping just the one is enough of a souvenir in this case. We had to order a Litter Robot, scratching posts, and a ton of toys and catnip last minute to make sure she didn't claw up any of the furniture. She's a bed hog, but so far, still less of a disaster than Streaky.

( Everyone, this is Mermista. )

Catra, I blame you for this.

I'm sorry I killed Santa Claus.

Apologies also if I scarred your children during the last few days. If need be, I can come around to reassure them in person that your Santa Claus is fine and this was all made up.

Thank you, Vallo, for another unique experience.

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Would any of you be any good at woodwork? I plan to make a few dozen toys and deliver them to the children of our community as little apology tokens, but I can only work so quickly on my own.

Vallo saw fit to gift me the Santa suit, so I thought I might as well put it to use.

The Save The Marriage Tree protest went over too well. There's now an oak sapling in my apartment that wasn't there previously. Another 30 - 40 years and it can be used again.

PAGING MR. MARGO HANSON.

Hi. We didn't fuck, right? I'm pretty sure we have grounds for annulment under fraud, so I'm going to need you to show your beautiful cheekbones asap so we can get that started.

AND IF ANY OF YOU BITCHES WON BINGO OR WHATEVER out of my life, I'm demanding a cut.

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» The Ten Rings is here, in the mountains

STEFAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you're here, I saw your name.



Hello world, Lexi here!


I need to know what bar in this town plays Bon Jovi, loudly.

PSA never get into drinking competitions with vampires. They will wake up flawless the next day and you will be wishing for death and require the use of potions to function until Monday morning when you finally wake up feeling better only to have students try to talk you into cancelling exams all day.

Ten years later you think I would have figured this out already.

I'm pretty sure all of my hounds don't lay eggs.

And neither do the cats.

Or the wolf.

And this egg is way too big for the lizard.

But apparently I have an egg in my apartment now and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to even take care of it? Or what it is?

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Nick and I had been talking about hosting Winter Solstice at our place before he.

IDK what plans anyone has for it. Or what's going on.

But if you want to come over for dinner and lighting the yulelog and stuff, that would be nice. Just lmk so I know how many to cook for.

I was never really a Christmas Movie kind of person but now I'm going to constantly be wondering if they're normal people stuck in some alternate dimension now. Thanks, Vallo.