For anyone who was wondering: yes, my family is the worst the extraordinarily wealthy have to offer. My parents are actually worse than the Christmas Movie Worst - no one has an assassin on retainer to kill a whole bunch of people to cover up a space station disaster in Christmas movies. Making a conference table out of a tree of immense emotional significance would actually be pretty tame for them.
Also, fun fact I learned in Serendipity Hills: in most worlds with an America, Jack Kennedy was assassinated in 1963. I'm amazed you guys still had space programs.