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So, this is twenty, huh? Gotta say, never thought I'd live to see it.


lmao just kidding, I didn't.



Anyway. If I was back home, I guess I'd officially be an adult now, and be able to legally do all those things adults did, like drive and drink and smoke and vote. Not that I wasn't already half those things anyway (and I don't think voting was ever in the cards, even if I did live to the ripe old age of 20).

So uh. Guess that's a thing now. Sup, adulthood.

Ok...I've heard of pineapple pizza, but what the hell is this?!

( SFW but cut for size )

I'm being serious. Is this a thing in this time line?

I hope Halloween is as fun as an adult as it is as a child. I'm a little disappointed I didn't get to wear my lady bug costume. However, judging by this sack of candy I found hidden under my bunk, I think I had fun regardless.

[Filtered to Edwin and Nikolai]
Thank you for letting my younger self stay at Sutton Cottage again. This is starting to become a habit and I can't tell you how much I appreciate you giving her/me a safe place to stay.

[Filtered to Zoro and Sanji]

I wanted to let you both now that I'm back to my normal age and am back on board the Merry. I also want to apologize for anything my younger self may have said or done.

Good news, I remembered where my past snack hideouts were!

Or my younger self had so many of them that it was basically probability working in my favor?

Either way this is a solid victory for me second only to getting a massive lick from one of the cows, slimy but totally worth it.

Still don't understand Halloween, but thanks for the candy?

[ FILTERED TO EDWIN, SANJI, & ROBIN ]
Hey. Robin back to normal yet or is she still tiny?

I'm staking claim to that ship if she's still tiny, so tell her to hurry up and get fixed soon.

[OOC: Posted to the main network because 8-year-old Robin doesn't understand the concept of filters or text messages]

Edwin! Where are you? I'm on a ship and I don't know how I got here! There's a scary man on board. He has three swords and I think he wants to collect my bounty! I'm scared!

HELLO?



Weirdest spot you woke up in this morning, go.

So are these things of the salt and burn persuasion of disposal or will a simple burial do?

I just don't want to finally get this thing and bury it to have it Pet Sematary my father.

[Syd]

Vallo just dropped a grand in my bank account. How do you wanna spend it?

I guess I have a smithing/weapons repair business now. Papa's Pride Workshop has been left to me since I'm the only remaining employee. Brigitte put her heart and soul into this and I don't want to see it going to waste. So... if anyone is still looking for employment anywhere, there are plenty of openings. I've got smithing down with a specialty of knife-making but this place can definitely use an expert on cybernetics.

Hopefully some time in the future, she comes back and the workshop will still be here for her.

Also, Vallo? Fuck you.

Filter: Sophie

I guess this is going to keep me busier than usual. So.. hugs and kisses, see you when I come up for air?

i'm posting my recent search history in solidarity, because I feel bad for you guys:

oil painting tips
oil paint history
how to make oil paint
how to stop crying
best coffee in vallo city
lofi beats to study to
vallo aita
is disappearing a breakup
best donuts in vallo city


we're all weird and that's okay.

[filtered to kellach]
i think you can go to college if you want, but you probably can't become the goblin king. also, have you ever seen The Labyrinth?

It's my first autumn in Vallo. On a scale from 1 to 10, how intense is Halloween here? Does shit get wild or what? I've noticed the uptick in pumpkin stuff and now there's search engine crap (getting ahead of this now: I will not be shamed for my fanfic prefs) but I didn't know if it got worse as the month went on or what.

You know, Vallo, you're doing a great job of pushing me into having a damn villain era.

I hate to ask but can anyone take Willa for a few days?

Fixing the flood damage found other issues and there was a small collapse of roof. I'd just feel better her not being here until I checked the rest of the place over.

If anybody gets any embarrassing pictures of the bride and groom on their phone, you're required by Barns Law to share them immediately. If they're REALLY good, I'll give you a finder's fee. If they're hilariously BAD, I'll give you a finder's fee and, I don't fucking know. A wheel of cheese. There.

[FILTERED TO ADAM]

The bartender says we're out of the old man's favorite fizzy juice somehow so I'm gonna be a minute but I just want you to know that your ass looks criminal in those pants. If you love me even a LITTLE, you'll keep the jacket off and roll up your sleeves before I get back.

FILTERED TO KEVIN FORD:

When was the last time you did anything that wasn't brooding at your stripper pole?

You know what's great?

Just getting to lay in bed, sleeping in all day, not needing to get up. Just lounging around, without an ounce of responsibility on this fine, totally unremarkable Tuesday.

So... uh... what's the deal with high school here? Because I sort of haven't - gone - for a while -
Like if I go do I just show up? If I don't, does someone come yell at me?

After all the crazy this month, I sort of figured we could all use some silliness to cool down. But this time, instead of "today is [insert random holiday here]", you get a mini-survey! (Thank Google, even my brain couldn't come up with all these.)

Answer as much or as little as you want.

1. If you could get anything for free for the rest of your life what would it be?
   
2. You have to get a tattoo of the last emoji you used. How screwed are you?
   
3. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
   
4. What’s the most used phrase in your house?
   
5. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
   
6. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?

I think I've hit the limit of how many days I can go to work, sulk, go to Hell, sulk and not be out and about doing anything so does anyone have any news of fun stuff happening soon?

Fair warning: I may decide by tonight to forgo everything and go sulk again. But I am trying.

[Abi]

I saw about your friend. When you're up for it if you want to get together to throw axes, drink milkshakes and maybe go look at some funky art, lmk.