I have a sword now. A magical sword, so that's a thing and I'm not sure what to think about it. Also, it was sticking out of my coffee table Sword-in-The-Stone style. I've already pulled it out and no one crowned me the king of anything. (I need a new coffee table).
FILTERED TO ELI GRIMSBANE Can I talk to you?
FILTERED TO LXC I would like to learn how to actually use this sword. Would you be willing to teach me?