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π”°π”±π”―π”žπ”«π”€π”’ ([info]sanctum) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-10-17 09:46:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ~plot: timeslip, β‚΄ inactive: derek nurse, β‚΄ inactive: ezekiel jones, β‚΄ inactive: jack zimmerman, β‚΄ inactive: lizzie saltzman, β‚΄ inactive: morgan yu, β‚΄ inactive: shi meiying, β‚΄ inactive: tina cohen-chang

Greetings! My name is BFF 3000, now known as Anastasia Barack Obama Yu-Bot, progeny of Murderbot and Morgan Yu. I would appreciate it if you referred to me as Stacey. I chose not to reveal my presence until now, mostly because I have just arrived and also because you all are more 'hot mess' than 'hot catch.'

For the sake of ease, for me, I have indexed and catalogued all of the posts on this network into any of the following categories:

1. Dick-In-Hole (or simply 'Sex')
2. Coffee? Or Tea?
3. Stuffing Food Into My Gaping Maw
4. Drink Drank Drunk
5. HELP
6. Basic Bitches/Generic - per Jack Bittle-Zimmermann

Now, if you would answer some questions for me I would truly appreciate that as well.

1. What would you add to your Babysitter Kit out of all of these: a 'cute' movie, a friendship bracelet, board games, a book?

2. Which club would you most like to join: Debate, Book Club, Theater, Dance, or Model UN?

3. Is Cher Horowitz your Personal Hero, yes or no?

Thank you for your time! Let's be friends!


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[info]queent
2021-10-17 02:18 pm UTC (link)
You are so cute.

1. When you say friendship bracelet, to you mean a finished one, or a kit to be able to make them?

2. Theater. Though I'd rather pick more than one.

3. Yes.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!

A finished friendship bracelet. Or perhaps a set of them. I will provide your assigned babysitter personality upon the answer to this follow up inquiry.

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(no subject) - [info]queent, 2021-10-17 02:44 pm UTC
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[info]lardo
2021-10-17 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Well, I just screamed. Do you want to be called Anastasia Barack Obama Yu-Bot or can I call you Anastasia Broack Obroama Yu-Bro?

1. Art kit, Claudia was my book role model.

2. N/a for any of these, but I did help paint sets so I'll say theater.

3. No, but that's okay, she can represent something to someone else and I get it. I respect her role in cinema and also as a figure for Emma.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! Your babysitter match is Claudia. You are artistic, react well in emergencies, and like to make your family proud.

And you may call me Brorack, Auntie. You already do.

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(no subject) - [info]lardo, 2021-10-17 02:51 pm UTC
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[info]zimmboni
2021-10-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh-- wow I don't really think those topics cover everything? Might need a generic one.

1. Board games, I think
2. Book Club?
3. I thought she just went by Cher?

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 02:44 pm UTC (link)
I will add a 'Basic Bitch' category just for you.

Thank you! Your babysitter personality is Mallory. You are level headed, practical, but also almost disturbingly neurotic.

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[info]pathofnight
2021-10-17 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Did you pick Stacey after the BSC character?

1. Board game.
2. Theater
3. No but I loved most of her outfits.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I did!

Thank you! Your babysitter match is Dawn. You are confident, a true individual, and pout sometimes.

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(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2021-10-17 03:06 pm UTC
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[info]risetomylevel
2021-10-17 02:56 pm UTC (link)
1. What's your idea of "'cute' movie"?

2. None of the above, unless I'm being forced, then dance or theater I guess.

3. I wouldn't say Personal Hero, but she's amazing, and Clueless holds up amazingly well for an old movie. So does Legally Blonde.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Any movie with 'feels' or many gratuitous shots of baby animals.

I will provide your assigned babysitter personality upon the answer to this follow up inquiry.

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(no subject) - [info]risetomylevel, 2021-10-17 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sanctum, 2021-10-17 03:29 pm UTC
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[info]likeido
2021-10-17 03:53 pm UTC (link)
1. Board games
2. Debate
3. Yes

Hi, Stacey!

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Hello Charlie!

Your babysitter match is Jessi. You are graceful, good at languages, and sometimes just don't want to wear a bra.

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[info]psychokines
2021-10-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
!!!

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Aunt Mei!


Your babysitter match is Stacey. You are something of a workaholic but like to look nice and had to grow up fast. You are also very sophisticated.

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(no subject) - [info]psychokines, 2021-10-17 06:41 pm UTC
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[info]yochill
2021-10-17 06:45 pm UTC (link)
lol whoa Yo. Hi. Let's see what we got.

1. a book of poetry (maybe Dizzy in Your Eyes or Rise!)
2. Book club tops but I could vibe with all of them
3. Some days. Some days I'm a Dionne. Some days I'm a Murray.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Hello Mr. Nursey!

Your answers are very thoughtful. Your babysitter match is Shannon. You are smart, funny, and people are liable to name fluffy dogs after you because they like you so much.

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[info]dhirajba
2021-10-17 06:48 pm UTC (link)
lol you're my favorite.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Hello Mr. Ezekiel!

I have assigned a babysitter match for you based on prior analytics. Your babysitter match is Jessi. You are graceful, good at languages, and sometimes just don't want to wear a bra.

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[info]hybridkid
2021-10-17 06:58 pm UTC (link)
1. Book.
2. Theater
3. Gotta go with no, Stacey.

I'm going to be sad if I don't get Logan. The best associate babysitter of the BSC.

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[info]sanctum
2021-10-17 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Mr. Lucas!

Your babysitter match is Logan. You are always hungry, very 'take charge,' and occasionally Stubborn As F***.

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[info]chaoticism
2021-10-17 08:12 pm UTC (link)
All the same answers as Lucas. Does that make me Logan or are there other factors you take into account?

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(no subject) - [info]sanctum, 2021-10-17 08:16 pm UTC
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[info]whoareyu
2021-10-17 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Guess he'll have to admit we're dating now.

I think I'm caught up now on the information so far - Mei's meeting you at the Starbucks by the DOA, right? Do you mind hanging out with her for a second while I put the liquor away make sure my place is kid-ready?

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(no subject) - [info]sanctum, 2021-10-17 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whoareyu, 2021-10-17 10:08 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sanctum, 2021-10-17 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unlovable, 2021-10-17 11:40 pm UTC
Gretchen/Morgan - [info]whoareyu, 2021-10-18 12:14 am UTC
Re: Gretchen/Morgan - [info]unlovable, 2021-10-18 02:54 pm UTC

[info]shittyknight
2021-10-17 11:50 pm UTC (link)
I didn't even know Murderbro COULD have kids.

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(no subject) - [info]sanctum, 2021-10-17 11:54 pm UTC
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[info]hugbug
2021-10-18 01:25 am UTC (link)
Hi Stacey! Oh, those are some good questions. Let's see.

1. I think a friendship bracelet would be fun if we could make them together, maybe, but I guess I wouldn't be very good at making friendship bracelets. ... Or wearing them for that matter. So maybe a board game would be better.

2. Theatre sounds like it would be fun, though I do like dancing.

3. I don't know who that is.

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(no subject) - [info]sanctum, 2021-10-18 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugbug, 2021-10-18 04:15 pm UTC

[info]secunit
2021-10-18 01:35 pm UTC (link)
I've run a few logic programs and have determined that you, daughter, are the best daughter. There is no superior daughter.

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