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Okay so

Before Vallo swooped us up there was this incident with a chainsaw and a got some magic mumbo-jumbo spilled into my arm that became this rash. It was gross, tried putting stuff on it to make it go away but it kinda just stuck around but then Christmas happened and my skin absorbed the rash and now I have what I think are glamour powers??

Whaddup, 2023. Miracles happen.

Currently playing around with hair colors since I have no idea what I'm doing what's happening but I'm keeping my wig collection for now.

It took a while but the ghosts have started following me. I think the holiday shenanigans might have gotten in the way last month, but they're making up for it now.

texts to henry townshend & vi, sent separately.

» yo

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PROS FOR MONDAY: Got my entire wardrobe from home, finally.

CONS FOR MONDAY: My room is overrun. This closet space is only big enough to hold a fart.


Throwing it out there, but if dinosaurs are your thing you should subscribe to my channel where I pose hotly in an inflatable t-rex costume and dance around the pole. There's no nudity. Think it's ridiculous? You're absolutely right, it is, but I promise you I've been making a killing off people being into weird things so judge me all you want. I'm flush with $$$$$. Best job I've ever had.

So little "gifts" are a thing here? I hope that's the case, otherwise this thing followed me here.

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Message to Paige Matthews

I found the text conversation in my phone from last week. I am so sorry Young!Me messaged you randomly like that. Thank you for being nice about it. And for the pizza.

Uhhhh

Are you really all mortals?

Er. Sorry. Is that a rude question to ask? It's probably a rude question. I've only met one mortal before and it was just for a short while and she seemed quite fine, if not a bit taken aback but I like to think that had only a little to do with me. It might not have, I don't really know. I have been told that the Feywild can be a bit much for those not used to it, which, you know, I can totally understand. Though, in fairness, this realm is also a bit much, though the video I watched was quite informative. And entertaining! It was like a play. Do they have plays here? They must, right?

And now I am rambling. Apologies. Uh

I have been told muffins are very good. Where might I procure some muffins?

The last couple weeks have been rather wonde
The house was very quiet this morni
I had never planned on
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Apparently pizza was an option for lunch today, as my post-lunch class kept attempting to derail my lecture to instead argue over whether or not pizza is a sandwich.

[Texts to Henry]
» Hey.
» You see Revy at all yesterday?
» You guys aren't lying drunk in a ditch someplace, are you? I'll come pick you up of you are.

[A minute later]
» You're not still 15, are you?

[Texts to Adora]
» Hey, I'm not going to make it to patrol today.
» Revy didn't come home last night, and now I've gotta try and figure out what sort of trouble she got herself into. 🙄

[Text to Yelena]
» Gonna have to take a raincheck on drinks tonight.
» Something came up.
» We'll get together soon though.

I'm not sure if I'm doing this right. How technology has changed in thirty or so years is amazing. I can barely use this phone and I'm at a complete loss on this laptop computer.

To Henry Townshend

Hello Henry. I just wanted to check and see how you were doing.

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Identical Texts to Leon Orcot, Revy Lee and anyone Henry obtained a phone number from during the Speed Dating Event

>>Hello?
>>I'm sorry to bother you.
>>I'm not sure where I am.
>>Or how I got here.
>>But I need to get home.
>>My Grandmother will be pissed if I miss school.

Thanks to everyone who came out to round two of Vallo Speed Dating over the weekend. I hope you all had fun, and found some success with dates, friends, somewhere in between, or finally admitted those feelings some of you clearly have. It was a good distraction from Loki le

HEY VALLO. Since it seems like I'm going to be here for awhile, I need to put a new band together since the rest of Fig and the Cig Figs aren't here. We played primarily rock/punk rock back home and I was the frontperson/bass guitarist. Have dreams of being in a rock band? Do you play any instruments? Want to learn one? Let me know! Let's jam! Let's get some gigs!

I'm going to say whoever's interested, let me know here, then meetup with me on Saturday and we can all just play together and see if we vibe.

And if you don't particularly want to play music but want to be involved, we could use a manager, too. Seriously, all interest is welcome.

ADAINE

How was speed dating? Did you get your kisses in?

Unrelated, the Hangman has started calling me Mistress, so he might be on the mend. He still misses Fabian a lot, though. 😔

I've been here a couple of weeks and I guess I'm as settled in as I'm going to be. So, it's time I started making money. Does anyone have a use for a photographer? I can do other things too, if you don't need a photographer...

[ Filtered to Will Laurence ]

You conducted yourself with humility and honour in a realm devoid of both.

Lan Sizhui is skilled, and he has seen more evil than I would wish for him, but I am certain your presence and example soothed.

Thank you.

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I will be holding an evening meditation ritual tonight at 5:00pm at Cloud Recesses. It is intended to quiet your mind and allow you to relinquish grievances.

Towels, water, and rabbits will be provided.

You now, it's one thing knowing that when people leave this place, they usually go home with no memory of it. It's another thing getting to see that play out.

I need a drink.