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Has anyone else noticed like... areas of shit around the forest that seem to have just up and rotted overnight?

[MAGICIANS + FEN]

I went to go use the clock to waypoint into town for something and it's not working. Checked the wards around the cottage and they're holding up for now, but they don't seem very strong. Kady, has there been anything weird outside of what's already been said on the network going on at the Sanctum?

[ELIOT + JULIA]

I don't know what's going on, but I keep having moments of confusion like I'm forgetting where I am or what I was doing, especially when I go outside. It's starting to freak me out

FILTERED TO SANCTUM RESIDENTS

Not to add to the 'I have a bad feeling' club, but - I have a bad feeling. Any theories?

FILTERED TO RAYLAN GIVENS

How are you? Have you been feeling off at all?

Who do I talk to about sending back random gifts that Vallo decides to drop off?

Because I did not sign up for this.

( Cut for guinea pig picture )

What the actual fuck, Vallo. August? What the hell happened to March through July?

Alright, dumb dumbs, who's still kicking around and buying me a drink? Or several.

Anyone looking for a roommate? I'm trying to make my 'own' homey place but in Vallo, I really don't want to be alone.

I work long hours, am not a loud, and am open to learning new hobbies with said roommate and tag teaming keeping each other sane.

To everyone at the sanctum: Thank you all for putting up with my passing out on the couch for long stretches of hours and possibly eating your late night snacks. You've been very kind to me while I got on my feet.

Vallo, you took two of my favorite people away and sure I would never have known them if you hadn't brought us all here but that doesn't mean I'm happy about their disappearances. And the rest of you, no disappearing. Thanks.

Feel free to drop by with oreos though.

[Kady]
Thanks for showing up yesterday.

[Regina]
How are you doing?

Vallo owes me money for all the clothes I'm going to have to burn. Again.

[ MAGIC JOURNAL TO CRIME GANG ]
Got an opening to finish this zoo job later this week. We've studied the blueprints, the security, and gathered intel on their guards' habits. I think we're ready.

And this is our farewell job. Hang it up before it gets too hot.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT, SOPHIE DEVERAUX, LIZZIE SALTZMAN, CALEB WIDOGAST, & ESSEK THELYSS ]
Sup, bitches?

I know everyone's busy either squishing these huge ass jeepers creepers or warding against them, but Bonnie's been helping me with getting my original body back with a spell we found while we were translating one of her grimoires. It's pretty involved and we've been working on ingredient gathering, but Sophie & Lizzie, you're from the same world with the same kind of power and we were wondering if you could help?

And boys, you're just here to look pretty. JK, I know Caleb had something up his sleeve that you helped with, Essek, but I know it's kind of complicated so I was hoping to have you guys as backup and support? Another pair of eyes for now.

WHO: Kady & Julia
WHEN: yesterday
WHERE: some restaurant in Vallo
WHAT: dealing with Gremlins
RATINGS/WARNINGS: nah
STATUS: complete

( Why? Just why. )

Late Sunday Afternoon

Kady & Jake
"Might need a milkshake to celebrate my achievement. Not just fixing up the bike but turning you from a skeptic to a believer."

Vallo City | Jake wins a bet by having restored his motorcycle

( Read more... )

So now would be a great time for anyone to mention if they've been up to anything special. You know, the usual; summoning djinn, gaining new access to reality warping abilities beyond their control, that sort of thing.


[AMBROSE]

Assuming this isn't resolved right away, are we still good for tomorrow? No judgement if you'd prefer to reschedule.

[FANDRAL]

Still looking forward to what you have planned Saturday.

[PHYSICAL COTTAGE & FRIENDS]

If any of you know anything, now is the time to spill.

[JULIA WICKER]

Help. Help. Help. Help. Oh my god. The cramping. This can't be normal. Please tell me you can cure this. I have dates, plural, this weekend.

[SIRIUS & RASALAS BLACK]

So. I'm assuming it would be a bad idea to attempt the Animagus ritual while dealing with another transformation occurring simultaneously?

[ MAGICAL JOURNAL TO CRIME GANG]
Minor, minor, setback during reconnaissance for our next hit, but got the information we need now. There's some magical bullshit and a lot more guns than the last time that we have to counter, but strategy meeting this Thursday night at the Physical Cottage around 10 PM. We hit on Sunday night. Let me know if this doesn't work for you.

( delivery to kady orloff-diaz )

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( delivery to wen qing )

WHO: Margo Hanson & Kady Orloff-Diaz
WHERE: Vallo Forest then Morningside Apartments
WHEN: June 19th, 2021
WHAT: Kady and Margo go on a stakeout.
WARNINGS: Gun Injury

( Ugh, the should’ves were the worst. )

You may have been to Dorian's Gray Room before as it's been in Vallo for a while now, but on July 2nd it will officially open as a bar during the day, transforming into a magical night club after eight. What does that mean, exactly?

You'll have to show up and see for yourself.

Dorian's is now hiring a variety of positions, as well.

[Sabrina, Roz, Ambrose]
Remind me to hire someone to promote this place for me. Or one of you. I am going to have something printed in time for Solstice though.

[Serefin]
When I was doing inventory, I found a bottle or two you might be interested in.

Saturday Afternoon

Julia & Kady
"Look, Julia, I love you and if you want to stay stuck wondering what’s happening back home and how everything turns out or doesn’t turn out, then you do you. But that’s not for me."

a burger joint | references to death

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Kady
You didn't do anything weird to my bike when you were here, did you? Because when I ride it now it hovers... off the ground.

Magic Journal Entry to Crime Club
Good news. All that gold has been converted into cash. Enjoy it. I highly recommend a pack of celebratory Oreos.

Wednesday Afternoon

Jake & Kady
"Who needed magic when you had luck?"

The Shatterdome Base | Taste-testing pies and a motorcycle ride

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WHO: Neal Cassidy, Jake Pentecost - then a dramatic rescue by Kady Orloff-Diaz
WHAT: Working on the soon-to-be enchanted castle Bed & Breakfast - and Neal gets stuck in the elevator
WHERE: Rumple's Castle (but again, it's soon to be a B&B)
WHEN: Like, today
WARNINGS: No, they're just dorks
STATUS: Complete

( Were these fuckers *singing*? )

Any ladies out there want to accompany me to this wedding tonight? I'm funny, charming, and an excellent dancer. Also shameless, if this post doesn't give that away. Can guarantee a good time.

Y'ALL! It has been a minute, hasn't it? First of all, thank you to everyone who handled taking down that awful person who was terrorizing Vallo! Y'all are major heroes in my book, so make sure you come claim your free mini-pie for a job well done! ♥ Kratos, you get whatever you want for the next week! Even if I heard what you did and I think that might have been just a little bit of an overkill

On that note, the pie menu this month is full of all my summer favorites, but y'all are going to have to put in pre-orders and do pick-up and delivery while we get the final details ready on Bitty's Bakes! (Oh goodness, that's me, y'all! My own pie shop, which I cannot have done without my wonderfully perfect husband who looks just absolutely fantastic swinging around a sledgehammer and wearing a hardhat 😏 and not without the help of all my friends at the Haus who have worked non-stop, even when I was recovering in April! :( )

We're doing a soft opening this month, with the grand opening corresponding to a very friendly bake-off with the Muffin Man bakery in July. I had to promise it was friendly because I would do whatever it takes to crush him in Keep your eyes open, your baking chops ready, and your stomachs prepared to eat a ridiculous amount of pie! :)

Speaking of baking, I noticed a lot of you were struggling to cook when we were in the past! I understand it was not an ideal situation, and even I had to improvise, but if y'all need some assistance learning in the present, you know I'm always happy to help you learn from pies, to brownies, to even souffles! We can break in my new kitchen at the shop and use the megaoven Brigitte built for it! 😘

SUMMER MENU!

[Against Maleficent]

We've far greater numbers than Maleficent, and with so many here in Vallo from different worlds, surely there's magic here that is more than capable to be put against hers?

I don't doubt there's plans in motion- but, surely she's aleady outmatched?


[Leia & Luke]

Several people seems concerned about her being a threat, and others seem to be planning to kill her. Or, at least they say it's the only way to stop her.

I'm not really sure what she's capable of at this stage, there's magic involved, a powerful sort. She's holding hostages too. I know the defense team are doing extra patrols but, for now everyone seems to be just sitting tight. It doesn't feel right.