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Delia Tamara Hanson.

Your high king has arrived. Or you can call me your majesty. Or Eliot. I'll answer to them all. Seems fitting I arrived here during chaotic times. Story of my life. Who has the good vodka?

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PSA, bitches! If you're taken and in a closed relationship, get your ass off Tag! Single/open relationship people that aren't on Tag!, please go make a profile now.

You can return to your evenings now, thanks.

Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]

Zeke, here's a pin. [Location]

For those who were wondering, these robots have no respect.

I leave for 2 2!!! months and yall just start

the fucking robot apocaylsepe???

WHAT

THE

FUCK

bad outlanders bad

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Oh dip! I was at the fish market for the weird squid flavors and the old guy that sells fake gator but tries to sell it as real gator. We were gonna show him what we thought about that, but then I got distracted by this place call Crahven fish and next to it was Crahven crabs. They said they’re new and they gave me tons of seafood cause DJ Flippers did a little dance. It was bad, but apparently cute, so I got a discount. Does anyone wanna come eat some of this, though? I got a little too excited about free food.

Also maybe someone come help us carry it from the place cause I slashed Motor Rick’s tires in Gator Mike’s honor and he’s probably gonna figure it out soon.

Attention Vallo!

Thanks to the genius of Ezekiel Jones, Morgan Yu, Brigitte Lindholm, Aloy, Murderbot and Hank McCoy before he up and disappeared, I have a working jaeger! What do I need it for? Hopefully nothing. Vallo, don't get any ideas. But for now? We're celebrating.

Tonight. We'll start off at Galahd. If you show up and we're not there, text for the current location. First round is on me.

WHO: Isabela & Kady
WHAT: Meeting after Kady finishes a shift and Isabela somehow accidentally cheers her up a little
WHERE: Dorian's Gray Room
WHEN: Today? IDK
WARNINGS: No!
STATUS: Complete

( Whatever, Kady knew she was hot. )

Well, I made the emotionally charged, not in my right mind decision to get got another cat. Her name is JG. I considered Cupcake 2, but after seeing what happened there, that I'm working on her and FB becoming less against each other. The dog, on the other hand, seems fine with it. Sure. That makes sense.

Anyway. Because I'm sure you're all going to ask, here's a picture of her.

( For picture, not ic )

Kady

I assume you're the one that left me these things.

I doubt it being Emo Hair, the Ghost, or the Disney Princess.

Texts to Jake

» Pick me up

Ugh, what the fuck, Vallo??

( glee at the Strange Commune )

I don't know what's in the water this morning, but some of you seem to think it's the early 2000s again and are bringing back flashmobs.

But hey, you do you.

[Video spliced together from CCTV and security cameras from local businesses in the area. NOW WITH options for hearing/viewing impaired audiences. Feel free to recognize video angles from your store.]

The Arts Centre offers all kinds of singing and dancing lessons, fyi. See Tina Cohen-Chang or their website for more details.

( we don't need permission to dance! )

Dorian's is closed until further notice. Thankfully there hasn't been any issues yet, but I'm not really feeling like taking that risk while facing yet another apocalypse.

Texts to Julia

» Strange just went comatose
» and a room in the Sanctum is toast
» are you at the cottage?

WHO: Stephen, Kady, and Peter
WHAT: OOP TIME TO DIE (fridge demon escapes, there's calamity, RIP Strange)
WHERE: The Sanctum
WHEN: Today sometime
WARNINGS: Just, you know - Stephen is like fainting.gif
STATUS: Complete

( 'This is fine,' was his last conscious thought, as he became the equivalent of a meme sitting in the middle of a fire. )