vallo

What's everyone's favorite comfort food?

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I know I gave you a lot to process. You figure out if you're still talking to me or not?

this still doesn't feel -
fuck

So I'm supposed to introduce myself I guess? I'm Jonas.

filtered to noctis, gladio, ignis, prompto.

Thanks. Again. For letting me crash.

You ever have one of those days where you walk into the bathroom and find a jar with what looks like a blue brain in it? Just me?

Semi related - anyone missing a blue brain? Isobel Bloom, though I have no clue if that's its name or type or whatever the hell else that could be.

Greetings, fellow kidnapped denizens! Alexis Rose, here to make your day just a little bit brighter so put on your cheap Wal-Mart sunglasses because it's time for...

SPEED DATING

Or as I like to call it, Booty Camp.

In honor of Beyoncé's glorious entrance into the world, yes, that Beyoncé whom I once met in Mykonos, there will be a speed dating event on September 4th. Hosted by moi, the event will begin at 6:00 PM and will be held at Ásynja Meadery. Food and drinks available for purchase, but try not to get too sloppy or lose your top too early.

There will be a $10 registration fee, and all proceeds go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic, because we all have to take care of ourselves and get those pap smears if that applies to you. If you're interested in signing up or signing up someone else who is too shy to sign up but is sitting around sad and lonely, eyeliner flaking off as they listen to Creep by Radiohead, let us know!

And if there are questions or concerns, direct them to Alexis Rose (that's me), PR Leadership for the DOA, owner of Alexis Rose Communications, and current babysitter of Rose Apothecary.

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filtered to friends of squall*

Squall's birthday is on Sunday, it's supposed to be hot and sunny so I was thinking we could have a party down at the quarry. Starting around 3 - swim for a bit and then get some food brought in and do the whole bonfire thing.

*idk, if you're not sure poke ashe lol

Just a heads up that the DOA school will be starting up again on September 1st. We offer classes to get you up to speed to take the testing required for a High School diploma, and will work around any crazy this place likes to throw at us. As well if you've never been to school before or have any other concerns we try to make it pretty easy and relaxed.

Core classes run Monday through Thursday in the mornings and we have electives available in the afternoon. If you'd like to sign up for classes let me know here and I'll get you sorted. If anyone here would be interested in helping out with the instruction end just let me or Vanya know.

ooc: sign people up here please!

So. I don't know if anyone else out there knows me or anything, I mean, I guess I couldn't have been that lame that like... I didn't talk to anyone? Fu I'm Richie but.... I don't remember anything. I'm sorry if that's weird for anyone but it's pretty fucking weird to me too. Just so you know that... I'm not that big of an asshole and I wouldn't like... pretend not to know you. I just. Literally don't. So. I'm sorry.

Also, would anyone be kinda interested in like. A courier? I have some experience in it since I helped deliver stuff for my dad and the local hardware store for extra money back home. I have a map and a car, so I can do like. Same day stuff if there's anything people really need delivered and don't wanna wait for the post office or something?

I just wanna see if I should figure out the details on a delivery service. So, yeah, let me know.

the losers house*.

Guess who now (mostly) owns a car???

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Who wants to help me name it?

will and el.

I'm really sorry that I don't remember anything. It's [...........] super fucking confusing for me too, trust me. But. Yeah. If you wanna talk and stuff, I'd like to get to know you guys. Eddie told me a little but, you know, that's really not the same. And I'd like you guys to get to know me too. If you want.

[*includes the Stranger kids]

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I probably wrote you guys like a million messages because I just didn't know what to say? Which is weird because we were just all together but it just felt weird? I just said weird twice in one sentence. That like, maybe I wasn't part of the group anymore, and I guess there's a lot of stuff I forgot and that really bothers me. But.

Hey.

It's me.

Trying to be serious.

( Okay but maybe not too serious. )

But I'm not fucking going anywhere. I promise.

[POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY]

To Whom It May Concern, I'm perfectly fine, and I've already offered to pay for any damages incurred to two specific vending machines last night. I do have a vague recollection of making Diego run after me, but I can't be sure that's fact or fiction.

[JON]
Should I be concerned?

[NYX]
Thank you for humoring and serving us last night.

Did we pay you?

[VANYA]
How are you doing?

Isn't this just typical? Here I was, looking forward to being dead and expecting to maybe get some rest for the first time in years, and what happens instead? I get pulled into some sort of bureaucratic hellscape with the formality and the explanations.

Shit. I kept expecting Elias to pop his head up the whole time and be like, "Forever means forever, Tim," with that smug, punchable face of his. At least that would have given me some stress relief.

I'd half thing none of it had ended if there wasn't so much order to this place. But no. This doesn't make sense as anything but what they said it was. As much sense as that makes.

And least I've gotten used to rolling with the punches.

So! For the assembled masses, whomever or whatever they be, this is Timothy Stoker, at your service. Openly resigned to whatever sort of fate this is.

( Spoilers for the second season of Umbrella Academy )

[ FILTERED TO JULIA WICKER ]
You good?

[ FILTERED TO NATASHA ROMANOFF ]
I haven't heard from you in awhile. You still around?

[ FILTERED TO NYX ULRIC ]
Got any plans for the weekend?

For those of you I haven't had a chance to meet yet, I'm Caroline and I'm with the DOA. We wanted to reach out and make everyone aware of a situation that was brought to our attention. As some of you may have already experienced first hand, Vallo likes to bring things from our worlds to this one, in addition to the people.

There has been a key that has come through from someone's world in this manner, and it is one of seven keys that exist there. They all have the potential to affect someone who picks them up, all in different ways. We know what one did, we do not know what the others can potentially do. We also don't know if the others even will show up so this is not intended to panic anyone, but more just a heads up.

I'm including a photo of what they look like. If anyone happens to come across one on your travels, don't touch it just give us a heads up and we'll make sure it gets taken care of safely if it is one of them.

[ attached image ]

julia.

I'll let you know if we hear anything, and if there's anything I can do, just let me know.

[Filtered to Losers]
I'll be making enough to feed the lot of you for the rest of the week, so Eddie doesn't need to worry that you're not eating. If you tell me what some of his favorites are, I can make those so you can hopefully keep him eating without issue.

I'm sure Gladio's already made the offer, but if there's anything else you need, let us know and we'll do whatever we can.
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[Filtered to Friends & Family of Zuko]
I'm sorry that Zuko isn't here any longer. We spent some time together while he was here and I came to like him a great deal, and will miss him. I know it must be much harder for you. If there's anything I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask.
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[Filtered Chocobros]
It's probably irrational, but is there any merit in handcuffing us all together so it's physically impossible to disappear?

Dóttir!

uhh i can't say i ever wanted to be psychic, but at least it's pretty innocuous for the most part. although some of you need several cold showers. i am not familiar with knights of accordo and i can safely say i will never read it now.

actually i think i need a shower now.

oh wait this is probably a two-way thing isn't it? whatever who gives a shit. enjoy thinking about css and javascript, whoever.

next time can i get the dog thoughts?

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Okay so I don't know who Percy is but if you want to have a running commentary of how hot his body is that feels like a pics or it didn't happen kind of situation.