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Are there any rules against having certain animals at the apartment complex? My Carpathian lynx from home somehow followed me here and she spends some of the time outside but prefers to be with me a lot? I have a job now, so I can pay for any damages but she's well-behaved as long as I get a jungle gym for her.

But if I have to find another place to live, I can. I'd just like know so I can prepare.

Oh! Here's a picture.

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The third time. This isn't a complaint, but more so of how I wish this place would make up its mind of how long it keeps me here. [...] Vallo, your forest is a bit more temperamental than I recall? I popped in and fought off an onslaught of vines and rocks.

Anyway, hello again. I'm Marlena, mother of a set of adult twins that are known to fight in a loin cloth (Adam, please tell me you did something about that) and a golden tiara (Adora, please tell me I'm a grandmother) while they're over six feet tall.

Hope this place hasn't traumatized the lot of you too much and that you're all taking your vitamins.

PSA: make sure you know the person you're handing off your kid to because Finn was taken by a total goddamn stranger in a copy of Teela's meatskin. Was it only a ten-minute kidnapping? Sure, but who gives a shit. Longest ten minutes of our lives, and Finn's fine, and I am waffling back and forth between 'it could have been worse!!!' and unfiltered RAGE and wanting to shred someone's face into ribbons. MY CLAWS ARE FRESHLY SHARPENED.




Anyway.

I'm not emotionally qualified to handle any of this without attempted murder but Real Teela and Adam talked to the culprit. It was some sad shapeshifting old lady. Some kind of authority, please go get her before I choose violence.

I almost forgot Pride was this weekend!! Being a mom is... all-consuming, and tiring, and stressful, and definitely one of the best things that's ever happened to me (after meeting my wife and marrying her, obviously).

But anyway, I don't think we can do Pride the same way this year, but is two weeks old too young to do the family stuff on Sunday? I need a consensus here, please.

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Hahahaha fuck

Just an FYI that thanks to some jewelry we didn't know was juiced up by some weird magic, Adora's in my body and I'm in hers and we're trying to figure out how to fix.

Hopefully before Finn's born because uh




Yeahhhhh.

Waking up to a very happy tiger pouncing on you and telling you that you were old for a week is definitely a first for me. I hope older me wasn't the worst? It's hard to tell with Cringer's dramatic storytelling style.

[FILTERED TO ADAM]

Hey. I think we need to finally talk.

I suppose that it's high time I've introduced myself on this, though I'm not so sure that now's the best time. I understand that events like... this happen often here though, so perhaps it is.

I'm Tom Badgerlock. I arrived here about a week and a half ago, and have spent the last week acquainting myself with... all of this. It's all very different than where I'm from, but I think I've been getting the lay of the land.

I also suspect the money I was given on my arrival won't last too terribly long, so if anyone has any work, I would be grateful for it. I can do scribe work, though I don't suppose I'll be able to try my hand at creating inks for it without better acquainting myself with the local flora. I've done work in the past as a farmhand, and can do manual labour. Most recently I was employed as the valet and bodyguard of a particular lord, and then was recruited into the Queen's guard. I'm most proficient with an axe, though I can use a sword if necessary.

I awakened this morning to discover that my husband is thirteen years older and has no recollection of Vallo. Is anyone experiencing similar difficulties?

I've spent the last 542 hours devising a plan to prevent what happened in Shit Future from happening here. I plotted instead of watching a lot of really good media, which should indicate the seriousness with which I take your continued breathing. We're going to address this threat with multiple levels of response: 1) we fix the faulty port traditionally used for hacking (sayonara shithead), 2) we create a new, quarantined module for the implementation of downloads and updates so that they'll be assessed for murdery vibes prior to installation, and 3) if that fails, a killswitch to power me down remotely. I'm giving it to Morgan.

There, I did it, I figured it out, the future won't happen, my carbon-based parts can stop producing stress hormones any time now.

...


fuck.

Murderbot out.

ADORA, ADAM, TEELA, ATREUS & LANCE.

SOS WE'RE ABOUT TO GET LION CUBS.

I went to check on Clawdeen at Castle Grayskull, couldn't find her, and after lots of waddling dignified walking and some mind-link scolding I tracked her down outside of the castle and hiding in a cluster of trees. Atreus - can you come out here and, uh, make sure everything's going okay??? I'd bring her over but she's not wanting to move.

Someone tell Cringer to bring her a snack.

As much as I love the slow pitch game and an extra excuse to drink on a weeknight, I've got some excess energy to burn today. The skin-crawling restlessness has been hitting me hard, and I'm guessing I'm not the only one who could stand to blow off some steam.

How many supers or enhanceds out there are up for a Clash of the Titans-style baseball game tonight? Full strength, liberal use of powers (not against each other, but in the pursuit of the ball), no holding back.

Kamala, Rogers Sr. and Jr., Kratos, Stark, consider yourselves drafted.

EDIT: Come by to the Avengers Compound grounds [coordinates] any time tonight between 6-7pm. Spectators welcome, food and drinks provided. Teams will be picked then and there, as soon we get a final player total.

I am honored to report that in 2033, we have ended the threat of Interitus for all Vallo timelines. Many are injured, but we are now able to focus on healing rather than destruction.

May fortune smile upon you in 2023 at least as much as it has smiled upon us here. We travelers will see you soon.

Please use this page to check in with your friends and family as needed.

So I know the whole moving in the middle of the night could have jostled things but does anyone else feel...different? Like, stronger, I guess?

[GROUP TEXT TO ADAM, TEELA & CATRA]

» So, I got into a situation on my morning run.
» Catra, don't laugh.
» I think I'm being held hostage by geese.

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[2023 Texts to Teela]

>> Hey you.
>> What do you think about taking a few hours off tonight?