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I know there are quite a few flyers here in Vallo, but it looks like there may be a new one. He's long-limbed, has clothes on that look like they're out of Monty Python topped off with a crown, and he's just hovering here. He seems like he's trying to communicate, but every time his mouth opens, it sounds like records scratching. It's not exactly pleasant on the ears.

If anyone else wants to try to talk to him, he's here: [Coordinates] Warning you now that he's a little agitated.

Oh dip! I was at the fish market for the weird squid flavors and the old guy that sells fake gator but tries to sell it as real gator. We were gonna show him what we thought about that, but then I got distracted by this place call Crahven fish and next to it was Crahven crabs. They said they’re new and they gave me tons of seafood cause DJ Flippers did a little dance. It was bad, but apparently cute, so I got a discount. Does anyone wanna come eat some of this, though? I got a little too excited about free food.

Also maybe someone come help us carry it from the place cause I slashed Motor Rick’s tires in Gator Mike’s honor and he’s probably gonna figure it out soon.

Is the dancing and singing over yet? I've been staying inside all weekend avoiding it. Not that I am not big on physical workout, but after my workout got interrupted by singing and dancing, I'm pretty sure I confused poor Unagi, and also, I just wanted to practice my fighting!

man. arms are the lamest. i cant paly viedo games and dj flippers is beating me at everything;

Anyone looking for a roommate? I'm trying to make my 'own' homey place but in Vallo, I really don't want to be alone.

I work long hours, am not a loud, and am open to learning new hobbies with said roommate and tag teaming keeping each other sane.

To everyone at the sanctum: Thank you all for putting up with my passing out on the couch for long stretches of hours and possibly eating your late night snacks. You've been very kind to me while I got on my feet.

Oh dip! Katherine's gone? And Margo? Lame! I was gonna ask them if they wanted to join my dance crew. DJ Flippers was super excited about it.

Dreggs was kind of looking forward to it, too cause we were gonna have hot girls. Which is good when you're going up against a dance crew that's easily distracted. According to Mudgremlin? I think that's his name- let me text Dreggs Mudgrorlim. This is super dumb.

Like I wanted them to see DJ Flippers throw a molotov cocktail! It's the best thing outside of eating flaming hot cheetos and that one time he took my drink from me and then he spit it out in this Ogre's face, but then it got kind of dangerous. Did you guys know Ogres don't even have tires to slash?

Did anyone manage to sleep last night? I couldn't with the chorus of cicadas who will not shut up.

earlier in the month sometime

Jason, Eleanor, and DJ Flippers
"I told you penguins were real, Eleanor."

Jason's apartment | meeting the mythical penguin

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Friends! Vallo denizens! Booty callers and callees! The time has come, officially, for Booty Camp: The Sequel - or as I like to call it, A Bee's Knees Bull Session.

I call it that because the theme is roaring 20s - so roll on up in your hot boiler, grab your giggle water, and get ready for a little gum-bumping hotsy-totsy! Our next speed dating event will be held at Dorian's Gray Room on July 16th, starting at 8:00 PM! Plenty of drink specials available, and upon arriving you'll be directed into the speakeasy room where, if you didn't wear a rip-roaring 20s outfit, don't worry! ~Magic~ will ensure that your threads change for you! It'll go back to normal when you leave, btw, or when you meet someone and head home to rip your clothes off each other.

There's a $10 registration fee like last time, and proceeds will go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic again! Those poor employees sure do deserve a vacation, right? It's been a time.

Any questions? Just let moi know. Can't wait to see you there~

( OOC )

On account of me not trusting any of you to do it right, I'm throwing myself a birthday party to celebrate the last of my 20s. Invite attached, everyone is welcomed, but it's not going to be very kid friendly. I know some of you like to get your punchy on, so come after you're done beating the shit out of each other at Fight Club, since I'm starting it late. Yes, it's masquerade theme. Get creative, go see Gilmore for sexy outfit needs.

( invite sent to everyone )

I guess a week is better than nothing?

Right. Well. This is different. Not what I was expecting, I have got to say.

When does the torture start? Because honestly, if you think me being here on my own, without the others, is torture, you are sadly mistaken. I have been alone for most of my life and I’m used to it, so you’re going to have to try a bit harder than this new fake neighbourhood if you want to torture me.

I would like to know what happened to Eleanor, Jason and Tehani though, if anyone is able to tell me. Where did the judge send them?

UH WTF, is everyone missing or just me?

EDITED LATER: Did you end up with a weird journal next to you? Trying to get a headcount I should NOT be in charge of this

Burger Week? I think I've died and gone to heaven.

Tell me your favourite burgers and why I have to try it. Veggie burgers need not apply.

Apparently we can add most of the flavors at the yogurt place to the recent casualty list of disappearing items. The menu now consists of:

Cilantro
Mother's Love
Bubblegum


And that's it. Not even vanilla. So maybe just get ice cream and hope this all goes back to normal...

[ FILTERED TO 21+ ]
My place just showed up, so party this Saturday to break it in properly. The theme's Cherry Blossoms, so do with that what you will. Feel free to start showing up around 7. [Directions]

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The Physical Cottage is here. Come claim a room if you want a place that isn't Morningside or whatever. Or if you have shit here that you want to come get, come by. No one touches Eliot's or Quentin's rooms. [Directions]

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How are you feeling? I left some breakfast for you in your kitchen, but had to get to work.

Don't do the mystery ranch at Stupid Nick's, no matter how appealing they try to make it sound. But if you want a dumb amount of wings that are good, go check them out.

Any of you that had sentient buildings/places that you wanted to send on a playdate, I have the VR room up and running and we can start interfacing with you, if you and your places are still up for it. Hit me up below.

[ FILTERED TO JACOB STONE ]
Thanks to the spirit totem, the zombie cat and I have come to an agreement and we won't actively try to destroy each other anymore.

[ FILTERED TO OTABEK ALTIN ]
How'd it go?


[edit: The form is for our ooc amusement! Hit Zeke up for times/days to set up the dates.]

MOLLY!!!

Look who showed up at my house!!!

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-Alexis, the answer is no. You're gorgeous.
-Brigitte, any amount of bi is valid. Go live your best life.
-Max, PWP can be great. If the writing doesn't totally suck. Trust me. Some does.
-Steve, ask Jason about Pokemon.
-Whoever asked about losing almost everyone you care about, if you figure that out, let me know.

Failed filter to Friends
Turns out I'm alive. That's a weird sentence to type. So much for immortality but it's good to know for the next set of murderous animals. I wonder what it'll be next time.

Gross on aging again.

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