On account of me not trusting any of you to do it right, I'm throwing myself a birthday party to celebrate the last of my 20s. Invite attached, everyone is welcomed, but it's not going to be very kid friendly. I know some of you like to get your punchy on, so come after you're done beating the shit out of each other at Fight Club, since I'm starting it late. Yes, it's masquerade theme. Get creative, go see Gilmore for sexy outfit needs.
[ FILTERED TO PHYSICAL KIDS COTTAGE ] I adopted a cat after the photoshoots. No one say shit or I will set you on fire. His name is Milo and I will eat anyone (unsexy, more Hannibal Lecter) that messes with him.